Well, here it is, everyone: the final oneshot in this collection. To be honest, I'm sad that it's coming to an end, but I'm excited to start the next oneshot songfic collection. If I get AT LEAST 5 reviews for this final oneshot, I will definitely upload the first oneshot in the new collection tonight.

I want to thank the time to take everyone who has read, followed, and/or favouritied this fanfiction. I also want to thank the following for reviewing this fanfiction at any point (listed in no particular order): AnimeJunkieGrrl, Twilight Joltik, PrincessKatniss02, My Gender is Armin Arlert, Guest, EchoMoonHuntress, Lionwolf,and SakuraDreamerz. A very, VERY special thanks goes to Twilight Joltik for inspiring me to write this 500 word per oneshot songfic collection! Thank you all so very, very much! :)

For this songfic, it is sent in an AU where Robin and Shulk are college students who have been dating for quite a while. They're both quite OOC because of this, and I do apologize for that. I intentionally left out the name of an important character so you can decide who that person is in the Smash universe. In addition, I did use the lyrics of the song that I used as inspiration in the story, though with a few modifications. I hope that all makes sense.

I own asbolutely nothing.

Anyways, please read & enjoy! :D

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: the Mechanics!"

The large crowd of college students cheered as loud as they could while the hard rock band piled onto the outdoor stage.

"Are they any good?" asked Shulk.

His friend Dunban nodded. "Dude, they're sick! I'm so pumped for their show! They posted earlier on Twitter that they're debuting a brand new song tonight, so I'm even more excited!"

"Now I'm excited!" said Shulk. He grinned wide. "Hey, have you seen Robin yet? She said she was gonna meet me here."

"Sorry, man, I haven't," replied Dunban. "Don't worry, I'm sure she'll make it."

The sound of a guitar strumming suddenly cut through the buzzing crowd. Everyone cheered again before the lead singer began speaking.

"Good evening ladies… and of course, gentlemen," he said.

The crowd laughed at his little joke.

"I'd like to start things off with our newest song," he added. "I call it, 'Shulk Doesn't Know', and it's dedicated to this special lady."

Robin pranced onto the stage, wearing tight leather pants and a red sequin tank top. Her hair was in messy waves, and she seemed totally at home behind the lead singer.

Shulk saw her, but he couldn't catch a good glimpse of the lead singer.

"Why is she up there?" he asked.

"I don't know," said Dunban.

Before Shulk could try to process everything, the song started.

"Shulk doesn't know that Robin and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's church,

But she doesn't go.

Still, she's on her knees and Shulk doesn't know.

Oh, Shulk doesn't know!

So, don't tell Shulk!

Shulk doesn't know!

Shulk doesn't know!

So, don't tell Shulk!"

Shulk felt sick to his stomach. When he caught another look at Robin, he was disgusted to see how much fun she was having. It was as if she wasn't ashamed of her infidelity, and was proud of it instead.

"Damn, dude. I'm sorry," said Dunban as the song continued.

"I can't believe she'd cheat on me," was Shulk's response. "What did I do to deserve it?"

"She isn't worth it, man, and you know it."

Shulk shook his head before focusing back to the song.

"The parking lot.

Why not?

It's so cool when you're on top.

His front lawn, in the snow.

Laughing so hard 'cause Shulk doesn't know.

Shulk doesn't know…

I did it on his birthday."

Robin bit her lip and went in to kiss the singer. That forced Shulk to turn away.

"I've had enough of this bullshit," he said angrily.

Dunban didn't argue with his friend. He let him make his way through the crowd of drunken college students singing along to the damn song. As he left, he could hear everyone chanting the last of the song alongside the singer.

"Shulk doesn't know!

Shulk doesn't know!

Shulk doesn't know...

Shulk's gotta go!"

Robin French kissed the singer hard once the song ended without a care in the world.

Take that, Shulk, she thought.

There ya go! I hope you all enjoyed the final chapter. :)

Review Responses:

SakuraDreamerz: lmao, I first read your review at my work in the break room, and I laughed loud enough to cause one of my co-workers to look at me like an insane person. I'm glad you still enjoyed it. :) Yay, another person who loves Lucina! I also like to play as Robin (usually Female Robin 'cause I'm a woman, thus I naturally enjoy playing female characters) and Shulk. My other favourites are Palutena, Zero Suit Samus, and Zelda. (I've been playing Zelda since Melee, so I'm most used to playing as her).

Lionwolf: Yeah, it did get quite sexy. I still think I managed to keep it T, though. I definitely could've made it M-rated, though! I'm glad you still liked it, though. :)

EchoMoonHuntress: lol, I know, right?! Time honestly flies. OMG, you were the only one to notice that that song is from 50 Shades of Grey! That was why I made the oneshot fairly raunchy. I'm happy to hear you liked the previous oneshot! :)

My Gender is Armin Arlert: Aww, thank you! That is exactly what I was going for, to be perfectly honest. I get what you mean, though; it could make someone blush. I still love it, though. I'm glad you liked it, and I hope to God this chapter didn't disappoint you! :)

Please review, and don't forget to check out my other fanfictions! :D

- Elizabeth