Hello readers!
Man, I hope these aren't becoming too repetitive. So basically, in this chapter I ship Rosemary hardcore and I bring some new characters in! Sorry, the last two thirds are a bit short. I'll keep working on it. REMEMBER PLEASE REVIEW NO MATTER WHAT I LOVE GETTING THEM THEY ARE SUCH DAY-MAKERS.
THANK YOU
Hemlockforensics 3
tentacleTherapist began pestering grimAuxiliatrix at 7:34
TT: Kanaya?
TT: Where did you go?
(8:00 time change)
TT: I am starting to worry, dear.
TT: You are not in the cafeteria nor in our cabin.
TT: Where did you go?
GA: Oh, Hello Rose, Darling.
TT: Oh thank goodness.
TT: Where the hell are you?
GA: Are We Using Foul Language Now?
TT: I felt like it was alright to use in such a situation.
GA: I Was Just Taking A Shower, I Apologize For Worrying You.
TT: Oh.
TT: I realized I forgot to check the restrooms.
GA: Well, I Am Getting Dressed As We Speak.
TT: Oh, are you?
TT: That is pleasing.
TT: May I come see you?
GA: Of Course Not.
GA: That Would Be Inappropriate.
TT: Of course.
TT: However, it would make up for the horrid way I was forced to wake up.
GA: Oh, Really. And How Was That?
TT: Without you snuggled into my side.
TT: I honestly missed the drool, I was expecting it.
GA: Oh My.
GA: I Do Believe A Large Blush Has Just Creeped Onto My Face.
TT: Good. That was what I was aiming for, after all.
GA: You And Your Knowledge Of The Human Brain.
TT: That is why I'm a therapist.
TT: Hahahahahahaha.
GA: What?
TT: I just remembered what John thought my chumhandle was.
GA: And What Was That?
TT: Never mind, I don't think it is fitting to tell my partner.
GA: Alright, I Trust Your Judgement.
GA: How Is John Fairing Anyway?
TT: I believe he is alright.
TT: Although, from our past conversations, it is horrifyingly clear that he misses Dave quite a bit.
GA: Oh.
GA: Does That Mean What I Believe It To?
TT: I am honestly not entirely sure.
TT: All the signs have pointed to his homosexuality.
GA: Karkat Believes Him To Be In Love With Vriska.
TT: Oh.
TT: I suppose that is plausible.
TT: Is Karkat?
GA: No, I Don't Think He Has Feelings For Vriska.
TT: No. I meant, is he a homosexual also?
GA: I Am Afraid That Is Not My Information To Share.
GA: Mainly Because I Honestly Have No Idea.
TT: Alright.
TT: I do believe John's feelings for Dave may not just be platonic, though.
GA: I Would Not Be Surprised.
GA: Does Dave Have Similar Feelings Though?
TT: I do not know, to be very honest.
GA: I Am Glad John Does Not Have Feelings For Vriska.
GA: She Could Only Make Him Extremely Sad.
TT: Kanaya, dear. May we please not talk about Vriska again?
GA: Apologies.
GA: Hold On, What Do You Mean By "Again"?
TT: It's nothing.
TT: Sometimes it just seems as though all of our conversations lead to her.
TT: I understand that people we do not date anymore become…
TT: A large portion of what we think of.
TT: But isn't the point to get over her?
GA: Rose, I Am Over Her.
GA: I Am In A Relationship With You.
GA: I Was Only Worried About John's Well Being.
TT: Of course.
TT: I apologize.
TT: I do believe that you are over her, that is clear to me.
GA: So What Do You Propose We Do On The John Subject?
TT: I believe we should just "wait it out", as some would say.
TT: Just to see if they have the ability to understand their feelings on their own.
TT: However, I will bring the subject up with both Dave and John.
GA: Alright, I Shall Speak With Karkat.
TT: Shall I expect to see you in a moment?
GA: Yes, Meet Me In The Dining Hall.
TT: Alright.
TT: Perhaps we'll even share our meals.
TT: And make John squeal.
GA: I Do Believe That Was A Rhyme.
TT: Dave would be so proud.
GA: John Would Fall In Love.
TT: Oh gosh.
TT: See you in a moment.
tentacleTherapist ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix at 8:24
"Hey, fuckface. Wake up." John's eyes opened at the raspy sound of his friend's voice. When he analyzed the situation around him, his blue eyes met Karkat's dark brown. Karkat was a small boy, about the same height as John, except far thinner. He had a constant scowl on his sallow face, and this morning was no different. For a moment, John just stared up at him, reading every feature on the boy's face. There they sat, looking at one another, before John rolled over and whimpered.
"Why? Karkat, it's so early…" He whined, his voice squeaking toward the end.
"Because, you stupid sack of slime, you need to eat some fucking breakfast so we can enjoy this stupid fucking day of summer camp." Karkat growled, yanking the sleeping bag off of his nerdy friend.
"Ugh, I don't need breakfast…" John rubbed his eyes, yawning. "Breakfast is for losers…"
"No. Fuck that." Karkat frowned, "I need you to be healthy, you stupid douchenozzle. If you get sick or hurt or what-the-fuck-ever, then who the fuck am I going to spend time with?"
"I dunno…" John put his glasses on, which were laying on the ground beside him all night, "Maybe Gamzee or something? He is your best friend and all…"
"Ugh! What would Dave say?" Karkat's frown increased.
"He wouldn't care…" John slipped his sneakers on.
"Fuck no! He'd say, 'Now Egderp,'" Karkat mimicked the Strider's slight Southern drawl, "'You best be eatin' that breakfast, or else I am going to come up to you and wreck every little bit of your stupid insolent life, because I am Dave Strider and that is what I do to everyone.' "
"Karkat, you really shouldn't try humor, it's not your area of expertise." John smiled, and got up, opening the cabin door.
"Fuck you, you stupid shitstain. I am far funnier than you could ever hope to be."
"Hahaha, yeah, sorry Karkat! No chance in hell!"
caligulasAquarium started pestering twinArmageddons at 12:34
TA: ii2 there 2omethiing you want ed?
TA: or are you ju2t 2tupiid enough two troll me onliine?
CA: actually yes i wwanted somethin
CA: i wwant you to stop datin fef
TA: and why the fuck would ii lii2ten two you, you in2ufferable a22hole?
CA: i cant answwer that question
CA: just please dump her
TA: oh my gog
TA: diid my eye2 ju2t decieve me?
TA: or diid you ju2t 2ay "plea2e"?
CA: yeah sol i said please
TA: look, 2he'2 my giirlfriiend.
TA: and iit 2eem2 very clear two me that 2he doe2n't want two be your giirlfriiend.
TA: 2o 2hut the fuck up.
CA: oh fuck you sol
CA: you think youre so high n mighty
CA: wwell youre not
CA: youre a creepy little lispy freak
CA: wwho should belong in a mental hospital because he can hear voices inside of his head
TA: at lea2t ii'm not a 2poiled liittle brat wiith daddy problem2,
TA: who could never even get laiid by a hooker.
CA: wwhy do you hate me so much anywway
TA: becau2e you're 2tupiid.
twinArmageddons blocked caligulasAquarium at 12:45
CA: wwell fuck you "two"