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Hemlockforensics
Sollux sighed as he drearily gazed up at the bright sun above him. He absolutely despised hikes; he hated the heat which made sweat pool and drip down his face, the "beautiful" scenery which provided no fucking trees in sight, and the fact that he would be forced to actually talk to people. At the moment, he found himself in a group of sixteen-year-olds who were giddily talking and walking up an endless hill. He turned and stared at his own walking buddy, who seemed to be talking non-stop about her friends and the beautiful scenery around them. He frowned at the sight of her. Not to get him wrong, he was glad to be dating Feferi. She was beautiful with her amethyst eyes and long, curly hair. She also had large breasts, which most people would find attractive, but he did not like breasts very much. He did not like her very much, to be completely honest with himself. Sure, she was a great friend of his and she was super sweet, but he just couldn't find himself interested. In the end, the only reason why he decided to be her boyfriend was to make Eridan mad. The stupid prick did deserve it, after all. Walking around like he was better than everyone else because his family was more wealthy than everyone else. With his stupid tall stature and hipster glasses which hid his perfect violet eyes. What Sollux despised the most about him, though, was how he always stared at Feferi the way he did. He would look at her in the most longing and loving way, and Sollux hated that. So he decided to make the cocky Ampora pay by taking his woman. At the moment, however, he was starting to wonder what Eridan saw in her.
"And then, Meenah told him she didn't want him to be her buoyfrond anymoor, and she told him she never wanted to sea him again!" She giggled lightly, "But then, he looked her in the eye and said 'Look, babe, I don't even like girls'!" She started laughing even harder. Sollux blinked twice, not even realizing he wasn't paying attention.
"Yeah, that'th thuper funny, FF." He smiled at her, and turned around, spotting Eridan. He was walking by himself, seemingly texting on his phone. He glanced up at Sollux, and met the awful discolored eyes with the perfect purple. Fuck, Sollux hated him for those stupidly good looks. If he didn't have such a stupid personality, Eridan could get any fucking girl he wanted. Sollux smirked at the thought, and wrapped an arm around Feferi, causing her to giggle and squeal, then resume her story. Sollux smirked back at Eridan, watching him huff. Good. He hated the stupid prick and he fucking deserved this.
CRONUS started texting you at 12:04
wwhat do you wwant
nothing at all, cheif.
just vwanted to see hovw you vwere doing.
ugh can you not
i mean i am not vvery happy right noww and i could really use some peace and quiet
vwait, you're unhappy, eri?
vwhy are you unhappy?
none of your business ya stupid prick
hey, that's not something you call your brother, eri.
and i knovw that i can be a pain in the ass, but i'm vworking on that.
so you can tell me vwhat's up.
wwhat if i don't wwant to
then i'll just end up guessin anyvway
so you might as vwell spit it out
nah i wwont
girl troubles?
no
boy troubles?
(12:07)
i'll take the silence as a yes.
vwhat's his name, cheif?
sollux.
the captor?!
yeah
hes datin fef
oh vwovw, i'm so sorry eri.
since wwhen are you sorry
wwhy the fuck do you evven care anywway
if anyone knovws what being rejected is like its me
plus findin out you like guys is probably hard
wwait dontcha like guys
yeah i do.
but ya dont have a boyfriend
sometimes being in lowve vwith someone aint all it's cracked up to be, cheif.
wwho do you lovve
vwe're talking about you right novw.
right
so hovw long has he been vwith fef?
a wweek or so
i think he thinks i like her
so he keeps turnin to me an smirkin
thats not wvery nice.
yeah
but i dont think he knowws im into him
i vwouldn't be surprised if he didn't knovw.
but that still sucks, chief.
yeah
but its cool i guess
fuck
vwhat is it, cheif?
he just started lookin at me and drapin his arm ovver her
avw man, that sucks.
vwhat a dick!
fuck an noww hes puttin his focus back on her
you deserwve better anyvway, cheif.
so do you
wwho are ya in lovve with
oh vwould you look at that!
gotta go cheif.
text be about the prick later to see if he does anything!
no wwait
bye.
CRONUS disconnected.
"Fucking hell, John is so cute." Vriska said, licking her blue painted lips and staring at the short boy a few feet in front of her, "The kind of shit I could do to that boy if he'd let me. I'd fuck him up real nice."
"Aw, come on Vriska!" Terezi rolled her eyes, "Boys are so BORING. Trust me, he'd just be like Dave and Karkat!"
"Nah," Vriska shrugged her shoulders, "They both wanna fuck him up too. Let loose on all their kinky desires. John is the perfect sub, after all. Look at those big fucking eyes."
"I really do not understand your desire, to be quite honest." Kanaya said, looking up at her tall friend. "Mainly because I believe John to be a homosexual."
"He's still in the closet, though," Vriska smirked down at Kanaya, "That still gives me time to take his virginity and innocence before letting him loose in the wild."
"That would be absolutely horrible." Kanaya frowned. "I do not see the appeal in having sex at our age anyway."
"Wait! Kankan!" Terezi turned to her, "Don't tell me you and Rose haven't fucked yet!"
"I prefer the term 'making love', or something other than that distasteful word," Kanaya crinkled her nose, "But no, we have not gotten to that point in our relationship yet."
"So you're still a virgin?!" Vriska laughed, "Fuck, I should have stopped that when we were in a relationship!"
"Yes, and I am glad we did not do something so intimate, for I would rather do it with Rose." Kanaya looked at her again, "Besides, it's not as if it's something on a list you must check off. You should do something so intimate with someone you truly love and want to spend a long while with. Rose and I have not gotten to that point yet. However, I am sure we shall get to that point in time."
"Dave was great in bed," Terezi licked her lips, "I'm actually a little upset we had to break up. I mean, so what I tried something with Gamzee! I still came back to him didn't I?"
"I think you're allowed to fuck around a little bit," Vriska laid her arm around Terezi, "I mean, being Bi and all, I do so all the time."
"I wish you both would not talk about something so intimate in such a horrible way." Kanaya's brow furrowed.
"Oh, come on, Kanaya," Vriska rolled her eyes dramatically, "You need to get laid so fucking badly. Hell, I'll even do it myself if you'd like."
"I would very much NOT like that!" Kanaya gasped, moving away from her, "You understand that I am Rose's partner now and I do believe I am in love with her. I would be willing to wait as long as she would like me to!"
"Well, you're missing out," Terezi sneered, "Vriska can finger like no other." Vriska laughed at the last comment as Kanaya's eyes grew wide.
"You mean, you two…" She murmured out.
"Yeah, but it ain't nothin official yet." Vriska smirked, grabbing Terezi's buttocks, "I mean, we just like to mess around a bit sometimes."
"Yep!" Terezi laughed at the touch. "And you can join us anytime." She added, winking an eye.
"No thank you," Kanaya frowned, "In fact, I do believe I am leaving to go converse with Karkat. I do not want any part of this conversation, thank you very much." And with that, she walked forward to Karkat so she could walk with him.
"Eh, she's missing out." Terezi shrugged, "More for me I guess."
"Hey, speaking of which, can we get down and dirty tonight?" Vriska smiled at her, "Mama needs a lil' fixin'."
"Sure. But I get to be dominant." Terezi laughed.
tentacleTheripast began pestering turntechGodhead at 16:49
TG: hey sis
TG: sup
TT: Oh, nothing.
TT: Is it horrible to want to speak to my brother every once and a while?
TT: Or does there have to be a reason?
TG: …
TG: rose i say sup to everyone
TG: and now i know somethins up
TG: what the fuck happened
TT: Nothing, I am perfectly fine.
TG: somehow i highly doubt that
TG: talk to confessabear
TT: I do hope that reference is not what I thought it was.
TG: dirk was flippin shit
TG: spongebob was the only cure
TT: How is the little darling anyway?
TG: anythin but a lil darlin
TG: fuckin twerp cant stop cryin
TG: and bros been gone for a while
TT: Really? Is mother home?
TG: nah
TG: shes still on that business trip
TG: or what the fuck ever
TG: so im takin care of the kid by myself
TT: Do you have any idea where Broderick may be?
TG: nope
TG: just kinda left
TG: per usual
TG: probably got a new boy toy
TT: I would not be surprised.
TT: And Dirk cannot stop crying?
TG: nah and he keeps saying he wants cake
TT: Then why don't you get him cake?
TG: thats just the thing
TG: i did
TG: and he just throws it
TG: and then he draws a picture of this kid
TG: and points at it
TG: and screams "CAAAAAKE" again
TG: i have no idea what it means
TT: Well, why don't you ask Roxy?
TG: roxy is four
TG: how the fuck can she help
TT: Well, she goes to school with Dirk, correct?
TG: well yeah
TG: theyre twins like us
TG: dipshit
TT: Perhaps she will know who the boy in the picture is.
TG: huh
TG: maybe she will
TT: Who is the dipshit now?
TG: fuck you
TG: that is still up in the air
TT: Like your sexuality?
TG: fuck you
TG: again
TT: That is incest, brother dear.
TG: ugh
TG: wait
TG: do you think im gay
TT: I said nothing of the sort.
TG: you hinted at it
TT: I did no such thing.
TG: there were connotations
TG: awful awkward connotations
TT: You have no proof.
TG: uh yeah
TG: i do
TG: you wrote it earlier in the convo
TT: Are you?
TG: what
TT: A homosexual?
TG: why the fuck are you asking me that
TG: go die bitch
TT: I believe you should be open with who you are attracted to, no matter the consequences.
TG: no
TG: rose i am not gay
TT: Are you sure?
TG: fuck
TG: why do you keep asking me that
TT: You don't have to answer, just think about it.
TT: Are there any boys you are attracted to?
TG: fuck
TG: no
TG: of course not
TG: i mean egberts p cute
TG: if i had to fuck a dude it would be him
TT: All the information I needed. Perfect.
TG: wait
TG: you are so fuckin good at this psychology shit
TT: I agree, and I just made you admit you want to have sex with John Egbert.
TG: nah i said if i had to
TG: i mean you got me off topic
TG: youre flippin out over something
TG: whats botherin you
TT: Nothing.
TG: rose
TG: what is it
TT: …
TT: Fine.
TT: We are on a hike and Kanaya is conversing with Vriska.
TT: And not me.
TG: oooh
TG: harsh
TT: Yes, especially when I do not think Kanaya is over their relationship.
TG: fuck
TG: dude
TG: you made confessabear sad
TT: Stop with the confessabear, you'll never get a boyfriend with that attitude.
TG: hey
TG: dont make me pull a karkat and block you
TT: Karkat blocked yo?
TG: dont ask me
TG: it was only a matter of time
TG: anyway back to spiderbitch
TT: I am watching her and I do believe she just made Kanaya blush.
TG: stupid bitch
TG: how the fuck does she steal everyone
TT: ?
TG: nothin
TT: No there is something.
TG: honestly
TG: im just on your side
TT: Alright. When you're ready you may tell me.
TG: fuck you
TT: Again with the incest?
TT: I thought we were over this.
TG: ergh
TG: so what are you gonna do about it
TG: kick her ass all the way to china
TT: No.
TT: I will be civil and I shall bring it up in a later conversation with Kanaya.
TG: whatever floats your goat my friend
TT: Oh.
TG: what
TT: She huffed, stormed off, and is now conversing with Karkat.
TG: thats a good sign
TG: i think
TG: wait
TG: i have no fuckin clue
TG: shit
TT: What?
TG: dirk is cryin again
TG: im gonna go find out what the fuck cake is
TT: Perhaps you should go ask Mr. Egbert.
TT: He should have an answer for you.
TG: i actually tried
TG: hes evidently on a business trip too
TT: Wait a moment, do you think he could be with mother?
TG: i fuckin hope not
TG: how awkward would that be
TT: The only thing that would be more awkward is if he were with our older brother.
TG: touche
TT: I'll leave you to that then.
TG: aight
TG: bye sis
TT: Goodbye Dave.
turntechGodhead ceased pestering tentacleTherapist at 17:02
TT: Do admit you love him soon.