BEAUTIFUL READERS I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING
I feel really badly! I should have updated much sooner. And this is kind of a short chapter, but I should come out with the next (AND LONGER ONE) by tomorrow night! Anywho, enjoy some Gamnep, Erisol, and other stuff! I was thinking that I'll do the Dirk/Jake thing the chapter after next (if I get enough reviews)! Again, let me know if you like anything (or want the rating to go up *wink wonk*), and remember that the more reviews I get the more I want to write this! Y'all are beautiful.
Hemlockforensics
PS: I was mainly busy because the boy I like asked me to do a duet with him for this thing at my school where kids play music. It's kind of a big deal… So I'm REALLY excited! Hell, maybe I should post a chapter about how fanfictiony my crush on him is...
"Hey, sup motherfucker," A low voice seemed to destroy the silence which surrounded Nepeta as she and her best friend, Equius, walked up the hill. She turned around to see a tall, lanky boy who wore clown makeup. She giggled immediately and waved at Gamzee.
"Nepeta waves at her furriend!" She smiled as she did what she had said.
"Yes, hello Mr. Makara," Equius nodded his head. He had been sweating profusely, much to Nepeta's dismay. She knew he had a condition, but she honestly felt like she would rather have left him at the cabins rather than continue to walk up the hill with him. Not only was he disgusting (which didn't matter, she loved him anyway), but now she wouldn't have alone time with Gamzee! This almost made her smile turn into a frown. Almost.
Nepeta always had feelings for Gamzee, even when she was a little girl. He was always so nice and somehow always knew the right thing to say. Not to mention that their personalities just seemed to...mesh? That word seems fit for the occasion. Mesh. She could never picture herself with anyone but him. She knew it when her sister had lost her hearing. It was Gamzee's brother's fault, evidently her sister and he were secretly dating for weeks before the accident occurred. Even though she knew her parents immediately hated the Makara family, she could not help but know her feelings for Gamzee, even at first glance. They stayed friends throughout middle school, and ended up going to the same high school. Most people believed she had a crush on her other friend, Karkat, but they could not be any farther from the truth. Although Karkat was mildly attractive, she knew her heart truly belonged to Gamzee no matter what.
"How are you faring today, sir?" Equius' question made her jump as her wandering mind was forced back to Earth.
"Eh, not motherfuckin' bad, I guess," He shrugged his shoulders, and his eyes wandered to Nepeta, making her heart leap and her smile widen more. "What are you two all and up to?"
"Oh, nothing meowch! But I think Equihiss's condition isn't doing furry well…" She frowned, looking at her friend.
"I am doing fine, Nepeta." He grinned at her. "There is no need to worry."
"Well, if y'all wanna motherfuckin go back with me, I'd be happy to. I'm guessin' Tavbro's gettin' a bit antsy, himself." He pointed back at the shy boy.
"I'm not sure if that is a-" Equius began, but was soon interrupted by his small friend.
"That would be supurr fun! We would be furry happy to join you!" Nepeta clapped her hands.
"Sweet." Gamzee grinned, placing a hand on her head. "I think Lalonde's gonna be up and there too, so we can hang with her."
"Okie dokie!" She giggled up at him, enjoying the physical contact. Soon, it was over, because Equius had lifted her from the ground and on to his shoulders and begun walking down the hill. Gamzee trekked shortly behind, and Tavros joined eventually.
twinArmageddons began pestering caligulasAquarium at 17:57
TA: 2top 2tariing, a22hole.
CA: stop staring at wwhat
TA: you know what ii'm talkiing about, ampora.
CA: not really
CA: but im guessin you mean fef
TA: you need two 2eriiou2ly get over thii2 2tupiid jealou2y thing.
TA: iit'2 kiinda unbecomiing on a man of your age.
CA: wwhatevver
TA: waiit.
TA: whatever?
CA: that "ith" what i "jutht" "thaid".
TA: fuck you.
CA: name the day and place
TA: but what do you mean, "whatever"?
TA: don't you have feeliing2 for ff?
CA: no
TA: waiit.
TA: then why the fuck do you care?
CA: because she is my friend
CA: did you evver think about that
TA: 2hiit. ii diidn't thiink about that.
CA: kneww it.
CA: so are you done or can i keep hiking
TA: 2hiit.
TA: um.
TA: yeah you can go.
CA: fine
TA: yeah okay bye
CA: see ya
caligulasAquarium ceased pestering twinArmageddons at 18:02
Sollux frowned as he placed his phone back into his pocket, considering his plan had just been foiled. He closed his discolored eyes as he attempted to understand exactly what happened. So, Eridan did not have feelings for Feferi, meaning that his attempts to make the stupid prick jealous were for not. Shit. Here he was, stuck with this stupid chatty girl when he could honestly be with anyone. Well, that was a lie. If he was being honest with himself, he was not really interested in any girls whatsoever. They were all just so giggly and talkative. He had kissed many girls before, but it always just seemed awkward and gross. In actuality, he envied them. They could date guys (who were much more attractive) such as Eridan. Why didn't he have a girlfriend anyway? He was attractive enough to get one. Maybe it was because he was a pretentious dickhole. Yeah, that had to be it.
Wait, holy shit. Did he just think Eridan Ampora was attractive? Sollux felt his eyes widen as he looked at Feferi. Holy shit, she was still telling that story about her sister and how her ex boyfriend was gay. Wait. Gay? Gay as in, liking guys. Like, sticking a dick in someones butt. He guessed that sounded nicer than straight sex but- WAIT HOLD THE PHONE WHAT. NO. Sollux Captor was certainly NOT gay! He just couldn't be. He had a girlfriend, right? Oh shit. To make another guy jealous. He stiffened as he thought of this and turned to sneak another glance at Ampora. Shit, he did kind of look adorable in that way he was hunched over his phone, with his nose scrunched up and his top teeth lightly biting his perfect bottom lip. Sollux once thought about what it would be like to touch Eridan's face, but that thought was immediately pushed out of his mind. But what if he kissed him? What would happen?
Right. He would be pushed off immediately and get the name "fag" for the rest of the year. No, there was no way he was gay. He liked girls, right? But what was the point of dating Feferi if Eridan did not care? Well, Sollux supposed she was sweet and everyone always said they made a cute couple. But what if he did not want to be "cute"? What if he wanted something real? Something passionate. Ew, no wait. That sounded creepy even in his own mind. But then again, the idea of his own hands running through that blond hair on Eridan's head as the other kissed him. Shit, Sollux wanted to do so many horrible things to that kid. He needed to talk to someone about this. Fuck, who would he talk to? Karkat. He would have to talk to Karkat about this, if he could somehow get this stupid girl off of his arm. Ergh.
turntechGodhead began pestering gardenGnostic at 13:04
TG: yooooo
TG: jade
GG: oh hi dave! :D
TG: sup
GG: i'm on a hike!
TG: no shit everyone is
TG: you walkin with anyone
GG: well, i was walking with tavros!
GG: but he evidently wanted to go back to camp with gamzee, equius and nepeta.
TG: aw
TG: you deserve better than him anyway
GG: hehehehehe, no silly!
GG: i don't have a crush on tavros!
TG: good
GG: good?
TG: if you had to go from me to someone like tavros
TG: it would be really sad
GG: oh my gosh! that's so mean, dave!
TG: ha
TG: you know you love it.
GG: :(
TG: oh come on
TG: you know i hate that face
GG: hehehehehehe!
GG: so speaking of girly boys…
GG: you ready to admit you have a hard-on for one?
TG: what
TG: the
TG: fuck
GG: oops, language too much for you?
GG: i'll try to keep it less foul next time!
TG: no i mean
TG: i dont like guys
GG: ?
GG: why would you lie?
GG: come ON, it's just me, dave!
GG: you know you can tell me anything!
TG: yeah
TG: no i cant
GG: what? what do you mean by that?!
TG: last time i told you a secret
TG: you told everyone
TG: and we broke up
GG: i'm still pretty sure we broke up because you like boys!
TG: and you like girls
GG: WHAT?!
GG: no i don't!
TG: uh yeah
TG: you do
GG: nuh uh!
TG: holy shit
TG: using that many exclamation marks should be illegal.
GG:!
TG: holy fuck call the grammar police
TG: KANKRI VANTAS GET YOUR PRETENTIOUS ASS OVER HERE
GG: *porrim kicks your ass because not only did you insult her precious baby, you used the word "ass" when describing him*
TG: *which in fact*
TG: *is the perfect way to describe him*
GG: *only porrim would disagree with that*
TG: *hahaha*
GG: *what are we doing?*
TG: *not sure you started it*
GG: *should we stop?*
TG: *i dont fucking know how*
TG: *fuck jade*
TG: *weve done it for too long and now i dont know how to stop*
GG: *hehehehehehe!*
TG: but seriously
GG: oh look you stopped!
GG: i'm so proud of you! :D
TG: fuck you
GG: sorry, you can't!
TG: why not
TG: dude im a sex god
TG: even zeus would let me take him down
GG: except you wouldn't, because your dick has a specific label on it:
GG: "RESERVED FOR JOHNATHAN EGBERT*
TG: thats not even how you spell it
GG: glad to know that you got it tattooed on right then! :)
GG: though that would be kinda awkward for terezi to see when you two got all hot and heavy…
TG: jesus fuck god
TG: do NOT even mention that
TG: worst decision of my life
GG: well, even though you lost your virginity…
TG: dont say it
GG: YOU CAN STILL TAKE JOHN'S!
TG: ugh
GG: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
TG: fuck youre worse than your cousin
GG: and proud!
GG: oh hey, speaking of family….
GG: my aunt was wondering if you want to take care of jake?
TG: oh yeah
TG: ill text her and tell her that i totally can
TG: mainly because dirk cant shut the fuck up about that kid
GG: do you think he could take after his brother?
TG: what do you mean
GG: you know, in the fact that he's totally gay for cute boys with glasses?
TG: fuck you
GG: again, i'm not letting a dick that says "RESERVED FOR ONE EGBUTT" anywhere near me! :D
TG: thats not what you thought it said
GG: i changed my mind, i like that sentence better!
TG: seriously
TG: you are going to drive me off the deep end
GG: well, if you want him you better take him soon, davey!
GG: he's walking with karkitty right now.
TG: i know
GG: huh?
TG: he told me
TG: they seem pretty buddy-ish
TG: and im totally cool with it
GG: fiiiiiine, whatever you say loverboy!
TG: my middle finger is so high right now
GG: i'm absolutely offended!
TG: eh
TG: you called me gay
TG: even though youre the lesbian
GG: i am not!
TG: yes you are
TG: is fef still datin sollux
GG: yeah.
TG: sorry man
TG: maybe next time
GG: why does everyone think i like feferi?!
TG: the same reason why everyone thinks i like john
TG: YOU DO.
GG: wait.
GG: HOLY SHIT YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU LIKE HIM.
TG: fuck
TG: nonononono
TG: i didnt mean it to come out like that
GG: too late i already screen-shotted it and sent it to EVERYONE.
TG: jesus fuck i will never admit it
GG: hahahaha i'm kidding!
GG: no wonder john likes you so much, you're so gullible!
TG: i fuckin hate you
GG: love you too dave!
TG: but hey
TG: if you do admit that you like fef
TG: tell me how the sex is
TG: and i want a film
GG: that's disgusting, and you're only trying to prove a point that you're straight!
GG: which is pathetic because you're clearly not.
TG: ?
GG: dave.
GG: you are so gay that there are probably girly teenagers writing shitty fanfiction RIGHT NOW.
TG: that would be really fuckin creepy im not gonna lie
GG: hahahaha!
GG: oh wait, fef's walking over! I GOTTA GO.
gardenGnostic ceased pestering turntechGodhead at 14:09