See, readers? I promised I would update soon!
And thank you SO much for the kind reviews, they honestly brighten up my day! PLEASE ALWAYS REVIEW. And yeah, I'm sitting over here like: Yep. Everyone's gay. Just fucking get over it and kiss already! Anywho, I know you are all waiting for some adorable Dirk/Jake, but I decided that I'm actually going to save that for later (and trust me, you're going to need it!) So basically, I'm going to do this story in arcs. This arc is the "Hike" arc, and then I'm going to have a quick cute chapter afterwards! And then we'll start on the "Beach" arc! Also, I'll have to write more letters to Dave, but John can't because he's on a hike! Also, again, please let me know if you want the rating to go up, and which pairings you think are cute! Because, honestly, I can change them up at any time. BUT ENJOY SOME JADEFEF, I LOVE THIS PAIRING IT IS SO DARN ADORABLE!
I love you all!
The group of children were finally beginning to head down the mountain, and you could feel yourself beginning to lose your breath. You know this was a bad sign, but it could just be normal, right? Most people got winded after a long walk up a large mountain, right? Yeah, you would be able to calm Kankri's stupid fucking tits with that. That is, if his tits had the ability to be calmed. Then again, you knew that Kankri had every right to be worried about you...But would it kill the world to let you have fun? Even if it was your last chance to do so, you wanted to be able to look back on this last trip to summer camp as a joyful experience.
"Gosh, Karkat! You look tired!" Your smiley companion exclaimed, looking at him with those sky blue eyes of his. You felt yourself calm immediately when he spoke. This was the reason why you had to have fun on this trip. You needed him just this last time, because that's what friends did. That's what John did. Fuck, now you're staring.
"Fuck you, Egbert!" You growled, looking away, "Didn't that father of yours teach you any fucking manners? Or was that lost in some sort of shitty gene pool malfunction?"
He laughed when you said that, causing your ears to burn. You don't know why he never took anything you said seriously. It was like the world was some big joke to him; and if you were being truly honest with yourself, you adored it. If there was anything you needed, it was a chance to break away from the tortures of your mind; someone's voice to lead you out of the darkness which consumed your whole body. He was this ray of sunshine, and that's why you couldn't tell him. At least not until after this week of happiness was over.
"I think you might have low blood sugar!" He smiled again, cheerfully, "You know, Jane has it! Whenever she doesn't eat for a while, she gets super grumpy! And then Dad feels this insane need to bake her tons of cakes, which she really likes. I have no idea how she can stomach the shit!"
This caused you to smile a bit; John literally loved everything in the world, except for baked goods. You knew this proved as a problem, considering they were the only thing edible which he could make...You have tasted many attempts of his cooking (particularly for Dave's parties), and after almost puking, were forced to make all the food yourself. You are actually a fairly great chef, although that's something you would rather keep under your hat, so to speak.
"I do not have low fucking blood sugar!" You respond, as normally as you can, so that he can't actually see how much you are enjoying the moment. "Why can't you mind your own stupid business? I mean, Jesus fuck."
"Because I like you!" He laughed again, causing you to pause your train of thoughts. Wait, what the fuck. He liked you? As in, at some level he CARED about you? You never thought your relationship with him was more than just an occasional banter and a replacement for Dave Strider when that douche wasn't around. "And when you like someone, you pay attention to their needs?
"Since when the fuck do you pay attention to my needs?" You inquire, looking at him, lifting an eyebrow.
"I've always paid attention to your needs, dipshit!" He playfully punched your arm, causing you to feign a grimace. "And don't pretend like you don't pay attention to mine, because you totally do!"
"I do not." You frowned, glancing over at him, "You're a stupid sack of jovial shit with clearly too much time on your hands."
"Whatever, Karkat!" He said, as he tripped over a rock. You found yourself jumping and grabbing ahold of his body. Stupid fucking John, he was so asinine sometimes! You bet that Dave thought this was adorable, and that's probably why they would end up together. You knew they were meant for each other, if they could just fucking admit it. And although you hated Dave, you really want to see John happy in that way. You know Dave could make him insanely happy if they would just fucking admit it already. Jesus.
"Watch where you're going, fuckbucket." You let go of him and continued to walk. "I mean, really. What do I have to do? Put you on a fucking leash so you'll stay safe?"
"Ha." He smirked, "I proved it."
"Proved what?" You turned back to him, quirking an eyebrow.
"That you care." And with that, the pretentious bastard was skipping down the hill to talk to Jade.
Fuck. He knows you care, and you care a lot.
And that was when your phone rang. Jesus fuck, Sollux. Why do you have to ring me up now?
gallowsCalibrator began pestering turntechGodhead at 18:34
TG: jesus fuck
TG: why does everyone wanna text me
TG: arent you all supposed to be on a hike or some shit
GC: H3H3H3H3
GC: YOU KNOW W3 JUST W4NT TO T4LK TO YOU!
TG: yeah yeah
TG: but im tryin to take care of two kids
TG: and get one of them a playdate with another lil fucker
GC: OOOH
GC: SOUNDS 3XC1T1NG!
TG: not really
GC: Y34H, 1 B3T 1T W4S MOR3 3NT3RT41N1NG D4T1NG M3! :)
TG: again
TG: not really
GC: R1GHT, 1 FORGOT, YOU'RE G4Y.
TG: …
TG: why does everyone think that
GC: B3C4USE 1T'S TRU3.
TG: again i say
TG: not really
GC: H4H4H4H4 S1LLY D4V3, YOU C4N'T PR3T3ND FOR3V3R.
TG: so whats new with you
GC: GR34T S3X 4LL TH3 T1M3.
GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
TG: jesus
TG: is that the only fucking thing you ever think about
TG: all you people
TG: why cant we talk about something interesting
TG: just like
TG: once and a while
GC: TH1S 1S 1NT3R3ST1NG, D4V3Y!
TG: no its not
TG: i really dont care about who youre having sex with
TG: believe it or not
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4
GC: W3LL 1T'S VR1SK3RS.
TG: eeeew
GC: N4H, SH3'S GR34T 1N B3D!
TG: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
GC: URGH YOU AR3 SOOOOO BOR1NG!
TG: mainly because having sex at this age is stupid
TG: and i should never have done it with you
GC: H4.
GC: TH4T'S FUNNY, CONS1D3RING 1'M THE B3ST 4T S3X.
TG: youre really not
TG: and i dont want to have it again after high school
GC: UNT1L YOU F1ND TH3 R1GHT P3RSON, R1GHT?
TG: exactly
GC: 1 GUESS TH4T M4K3S S3NS3.
GC: 3V3N THOUGH 1T'S R34LLY STUP1D.
TG: yeah
TG: of course it does
TG: sex is really intimate tz
GC: 3H TH4T'S YOUR OP1N1ON.
GC: BUT H3Y, I R3SP3CT IT.
GC: OR 1 W1ILL UNT1L YOU 4ND JOHN DO 1T. :)
TG: ugh
GC:H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3!
TG: and this is where i sign off
GC:H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3HH3H3H3H3HH3H3H3
turntechGodhead ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator at 18:42
Feferi found herself flustered and alone after Sollux told her he had to go talk to Karkat on his phone. She wasn't really sure why she started dating him in the first place, if she was honest with herself. She guessed it was because he was so nice and relatively good looking! But boys were just so boring. She would much rather gossip with a cute girl! And by cute, she means equally cute. Not that she found girls cute, she just enjoyed their company more than boys! And so, she decided to walk over to her good friend, Jade Harley, who was currently texting on her phone. When Feferi poked her on the shoulder to get her attention, the spectacled girl jumped, and then started giggling.
"Oh my gosh, Fef! You totally scared me!" She managed to say, in her fit of giggles.
"Oh! I'm reely sorry!" Feferi said, beginning to giggle herself. "Water you doing?"
"I was just texting Dave!" She smiled, sticking her phone in her pocket, "What about you? How's Sollux?"
"We're, um, fin, I guess!" Feferi looked at the ground. In truth, she really wanted to break up with Sollux. He just wasn't the right one for her, and he clearly was not interested in her. If she had any say about it, she'd bet he was actually gay and was trying to get Eridan's attention, the silly goose!
"No you're not, something's wrong…" Jade looked at her friend, her brow furrowing in worry. "What's up?"
"No, we're fin!" Feferi smiled again, she could not let Jade know about it. Even though Jade was a completely trustworthy friend, it just didn't feel right to talk about it with her. Jade seemed like she was the perfect girlfriend; she was kind, caring and really pretty. Not only that, but she was completely loyal to everyone around her. As in, very loyal, and Feferi could NOT let her see her being a bad girlfriend…Feferi honestly envied anyone who had the opportunity to date Jade Harley, because she was just so darn adorable! There was honestly not a single flaw on her…Why would Dave break up with her anyway? Was he just stupid? Sheesh.
"Okay…" Jade looked at her curiously again, "But if you ever need to talk about it, I'm here for you, okay?"
"Alrighty!" Feferi smiled, blushing. Wait, why was she blushing? Weird. "So what about you? Do you have a crush on anemoneone right now?"
"Hehehehe! Not really!" Jade blushed in a cute fashion.
"Oh, yes you do!" Feferi poked her, giggling. "Who is it?"
"None of your business!" Jade laughed again, sticking her tongue out of her mouth.
"It's totally my business!" Feferi threw her arms around Jade, "You HAVE to tell me!"
"You can't make me!" Jade smiled, attempting to push Feferi off, much to the other's dismay.
"Please?" Feferi looked up at her with her best puppydog eyes.
"No!" Jade looked away, "I'll tell you when you're ready to tell me about what's wrong with you and Sollux!"
"Come on, gill, you can't make me do that!" Feferi's eyes widened.
"Oh, yes I can!" Jade smirked, "How am I supposed to trust you if you don't trust me?"
"Oh, I guess that's true…" Feferi sighed, "Fin, I'll tell you later…"
"Great!" Jade smiled.
But then, a confusing thought shot through Feferi's mind. She didn't want Jade to have a crush on anyone. But why would she think that? Maybe it was because she didn't want her to be happy in a relationship if she wasn't? But that was a terrible thing to feel...Jealousy. That's what it was, she was jealous. Of Jade? No. Not of Jade...But if not Jade, then who?