I COULDN'T HELP IT HAVE SOME DIRK/JAKE. This is how they met on the playground! After hearing how excited you are, I'm going to make this a thing and have Cotton Candy at some point too! But yeah, I couldn't help it. PLEASE ENJOY I WORKED HARD! And remember to review! Also, for the record, they are still saying certain things wrong, but it sounds right in their heads, and so it's written correctly. And remember to tell me if you want me to go anywhere with this, and anything else you'd like me to add on the story! 3 THIS IS HOW IT ALL BEGAN.
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HOW THEY MET:
Reader: BECOME THE DIRK STRIDER
You are now Dirk Strider, the most terrifying villain in your kindergarten class. You know how to use a sword (because your brothers both know how to kick butt) and you always know when the best times to create chaos are. Everyone fears you, yet respects you, and that is exactly where you want to be. No one knows what a great villain you are, however, because they all know you under the title "Prince of Heart". You wear a pink mask because to everyone else, you hate the color pink and love orange. These facades are what make you such an awesome villain. Also because you don't wear your super ironic shades when you go out to recess, so people can see your eyes. They would never think their classmate had such demonic features, so you think it works out perfectly!
Most days, you do simple things. Stealing cookies from lunches, strifing with heroes (and getting your butt kicked, but who cares about that? Good guys are supposed to win anyway!), and getting pet dragons. Today, however, was not an ordinary day. Today was the day of the Princess's wedding, and there was NO way you were letting that happen! As a villain, you knew it was your responsibility to stop such a happy event from occurring. You were the best villain at Derse Elementary, and that's why your boss (his name is Caliborn, he's super grumpy!) gave you the job he did. Your name is Dirk Strider, and you must stop this wedding.
Dirk: Stop the wedding.
NO! You can't yet! There are other things which must be prepared. For example, you have to get information on when the wedding was going to be. You should also probably get a great weapon to kill the Prince from a far away land with.
You hadn't ever personally met the Prince, but he called himself "Hope", which is a SUPER girly title. You've also heard rumors from your sister that he's really cute. That's probably why she's getting married to him. Oh yeah, that's right, you're ruining Roxy's wedding, which calls for a pretty ironic backstory. You didn't want to have to get married to Queen Calliope, so you left the Palace to join Caliborn and his gang. Anyway, back to the Prince. Roxy told you that he was from England and that he wore glasses and shorts. That sounded pretty fishy to you- and you weren't sure if that made him right for your sister. Also, Roxy's addicted to candy, and so you don't want him to have to deal with that. Candy addicts were the worst, and Roxy should probably go to candy rehab for all the skittles she eats, not to mention the soda. You wonder what the Prince would be like, however, you knew you would never have the chance to find out. That boy was as good as dead.
You had begun trying to choose which stick would make the best katana when a girl poked you on the shoulder. It scared you a little bit, but you stood up stoically anyway. Dave told you to never show emotion in front of anyone, especially girls. You didn't understand that because girls didn't really scare you all that much! You were much more flustered around boys, and you weren't sure why. You stood up and looked at the girl. She was much shorter than you and had short black hair with a clip in it. She had blue eyes and buck teeth, and an enormous smile on her face.
"Hi there!" She smiled, "Are you the Prince of Heart?"
"Yeah, that's me," You nodded proudly in all of your ironic glory. What did "ironic" mean, anyway? Eh, never mind it didn't matter. "Who are you?"
"My name is Jane Crocker and I'm the best prankster on Derse!" She stuck her hand out for you to shake.
"Okay, nice to meet you, Crocker." You raised an eyebrow, giving her a knuckle-crunch instead. "Why are you talking to me? I'm a Villain. Usually pretty girls like yourself don't talk to villains."
"You think I'm pretty?" She blushed lightly, but then shook the thought away, "Don't you start that up, Mister! I'm only asking for your help on this. I hate boys and so we won't be talking after you help me stop the wedding!"
"You wanna stop the wedding?" You smirked, "Well, I don't know if that's a girl's job. Plus, you said you were a prankster, right? You don't really seem like Villain material."
"I still want to stop it though!" She put her hands on her hips.
"Well, I'll tell you what," You folded your arms, "I like you. You're gutsy. I'll let you help if you give me one of those cupcakes in your lunch."
"Sounds like a deal!" She laughed and stuck out her hand. "Shake on it?"
"Yeah, sure." You said, shaking her hand. Then you paused. "So how are you planning on stopping the wedding?"
DIRK AND JANE: STOP THE WEDDING!
You're trying, okay? Plus you're not with Jane anymore anyway. That was a part of the plan, after all. She would go get Roxy and try to talk her out of it and you would go find the Prince. Sadly for you, he was all the way at the top of the playground. You had heard this from your friend, Hal. You looked up at the slide and you saw him. Climbing up slides was no easy task, but luckily for you, you were well in shape for it. You began to run up it, and with slight difficulty, you made it to the top unharmed.
"Oh? Er, hello there!" A boy with black hair and glasses turned to you. You felt your mouth drop open. This was the PRINCE?! How did Roxy land with such a hottie?
"Hey," You attempted to remain calm. This kid was a boy, he wasn't "kawaii" at all! However, he was making something inside you go doki doki. You weren't even sure what that meant. "So, I know you're new around here, but do you know who I am?"
"Let's see…" He sat down, and you followed him, staring at him with your orange glare. "Because of that pink mask, I would suppose that you were the most evil villain in this school!"
"Darn tootin' I am." You nodded, smirking. Good. This made your job a lot easier. "And right now, I'm supposed to stop your wedding." And then he was staring at you. What in the world? Why was he staring? "Dude, stop. That's getting really creepy." And then, what the crud?! HE WAS LEANING INTO YOU. HE WAS PRACTICALLY ON YOUR LAP. WHAT WAS THIS KID DOING?!
"Your eyes are really interesting…" He said, and you noticed his were green. "In fact, I might even dare to say that they're beautiful."
"Ummm...you're making me really uncomfortable," You looked away, and felt your face turn red.
"I'm sorry, Old Chap!" He smiled and got off of you, "You see, I'm an adventurer! And I love finding new and strange things!"
"There's nothing strange about my eyes!" You frowned, "The way you talk, that's what's strange!"
"No! That's not what I meant at all!" He shook his head, "I mean, I think that they're really pretty. And what do you mean, you think my accent is strange?!"
"I guess I kinda like it too, I just meant it was different…" You rubbed your arm, "Anyway, we've gotta go. You can't get married to Roxy."
"I wasn't aware I was getting married!" He tilted his head to the side. "But I suppose I wouldn't want to anyway. However, I would like to spend more time with you!" He smiled again, causing you to heat up once more.
"B-but, I'm a villain...and you're a prince…" You poked your fingers together, "That doesn't make any sense…"
"We can still be friends though!" He smiled once more, "My name is Jake English!"
"Cake? That's a stupid name." You rolled your eyes, "But my name is Dirk Strider. Nice to meet you."
And with that, he was hugging you, his arms wrapped around you and- wow. He smelled really nice. You HAD to see this kid more.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and your new mission as a villain is to see much more of Jake English. Operation: P.L.A.Y.D.A.T.E is now in order. HEROES BEWARE.