Dearest readers,
I AM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING OMG. Just a lot of shit has been going down! I am so sorry. But now it is here. You're welcome. SOOOO here's where the story gets a bit more interesting. This chapter goes from awkward, to banter, to mysterious, to...well, you'll see. I have a lot of things planned for this fic and I'm sorry about this chapter and a lot of shit to come. BUT IT WILL GET BETTER. This isn't a SadFic. IT IS A HAPPY ONE! But yeah, please favorite/follow/review. Also, I was thinking of starting up another story called "Letters To Jeff", or I could just stick the letters in randomly like how I stick John's in. So yeah, attempt to enjoy!
Love,
HF
Jade found herself in quite an interesting situation. She evidently had a choice here; would she just confess and let Feferi know how she felt, or would she just keep quiet? It's quite an interesting choice, actually. There were plenty of things that could happen. For example, she could tell Feferi and be rejected solely based on the fact that she was heterosexual and currently in a relationship. At the same time, Feferi could freak out and start spreading rumors, that being a bad thing. Coming out of the closet was hard enough right? No need for anything like that going around. Then again, there was always that strange chance that Feferi might actually have feelings for her.
Nah, probably not.
At the moment, Jade was lying on top of Feferi. It was an interesting thing to occur, but interesting things like that tend to happen when you trip and fall onto someone else while they were attempting to change. OH FUCK RIGHT. Feferi was currently topless. Some thoughts (which were not quite fitting for audience members to read) were going through Jade's head. Feferi's breasts were quite large and enticing, but at the same time it was good that nothing else was...out. At least her bottoms were still on though, and Jade was fully dressed. Well, as fully dressed as you can be in a neon-green string bikini. Fuck, she had no idea the beach day would happen like this. She looked up at Feferi's face. Pink. Bright. Pink. At the same time, her eyes were wide open and staring up into Jade's. Shit, Jade! Do something! Do something smart! What would John do in this situation?
"Wow your boobs are really big!" She giggled and smiled. Feferi's blush grew darker. SHIT. NO. BAD JOB THINKING OF JOHN. Then again, does John even think about boobs? Eh, who knows.
"Uh, y-yeah! They're squiddy fin to have!" She stuttered out, "So, er, if you don't mind, but I should get my top on…"
"Yeah! Right!" Jade hopped off. Shiiiiiiit, she was not making this very pleasurable for either of them. She turned her back and waited for Feferi to finish changing before realizing the silence had become extremely awkward. "So, how are things with Sollux?"
"Fin! Super duper!" She smiled, flouncing her body around. Gosh, she was extremely curvy.
"That's good to hear!" Jade smiled back, a pang of jealousy shooting through her spine.
"Y-yep…" Feferi smiled again. "So, do you want to take a swim?"
"Yeah, I'm getting pretty hot! Might feel good to get all wet right now!" She giggled, taking Feferi's hand in hers, not noticing how Feferi stiffened at her words. Jade was NOT talking dirty, Feferi. Get those things out of your mind.
turntechGodhead began pestering carcinoGeneticist at 12:09
TG: yo mr vantastic
TG: hey karkat
TG: karkles
TG: karkinkles
TG: hahaha do you remember that
TG: fucking comedy gold bitch
TG: karkat
TG: karrrrrrkaaaaaat
TG: karkar
TG: katkat
TG: i need you
TG: im pregnant
TG: *insert pregnant noises here*
TG: hahaha sherlock fanfictions are funny
TG: except for alone on the water
TG: that one isnt funny
TG: bitches love dictionaries
TG: damn this fic is the shit
CG: JESUS FUCK I'M HERE
CG: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PESTERING ME SO MUCH
TG: bored
TG: why else would i bother pestering you
CG: I DON'T KNOW
CG: PERHAPS TO GET YOUR MIND OFF YOUR MANCRUSH ON A CERTAIN EGDORK
TG: hey im not an egbitch
CG: THE FACT THAT YOU ARE READING SHERLOCK FANFICTION IS JUST PROVING THAT YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS ONE.
CG: DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME STRIDER
CG: YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD WITH A DISGUSTING MIND AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC THAT YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY ASININE THAT YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT I WOULD BEGIN TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NOT INCREDIBLY GAY FOR JOHN EGBERT
TG: whoa man
TG: calm the fuck down
TG: is it not ok for straight guys to read gay porn
CG: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
CG: BUT YOU WOULD NOT KNOW EITHER CONSIDERING YOU YOURSELF ARE NOT STRAIGHT
CG: YOU SLIMY LITTLE FUDGEWORM.
TG: your insults cut me karkar
TG: your insults cut me deep
TG: so deep in fact im gonna die
CG: NO FUCK YOU
CG: I AM NOT GOING TO READ HOW YOU METAPHORICALLY DIE OF A BROKEN HEART
CG: AND THEN CONTINUE TO METAPHORICALLY REMIND ME THAT TEREZI LEFT ME FOR YOU
CG: WHICH ACTUALLY DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE YOU ARE METAPHORICALLY NOT ATTRACTED TO GIRLS
CG: SO FUCK YOU IN THE REAR
TG: ohhhhh
CG: WHAT
TG: you just want to fuck me in the rear
TG: thats why youre calling me gay
CG: NO FUCK YOU THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
TG: news to you vantass
TG: you would so be on bottom
CG: I WOULD FUCKING NOT
CG: I WOULD USE BONDAGE IF I HAD TO ON YOU
CG: BUT I WOULD NOT BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY A COMPLETE GENTLEMAN WHO WOULD NEVER WASTE SUCH A THING ON SCUM LIKE YOU
TG: dude you would bottom shirley temple
TG: well young shirley temple
TG: it would be bloody terrifying if you were to have to bottom current shirley temple
CG: THAT WOULD BE GROSS SEEING AS SHE IS DEAD NOW
TG: WHAT SINCE WHEN?!
CG: LIKE FEBRUARY
CG: DO YOU NOT WATCH THE NEWS
TG: shit fuck no
TG: nononononononooooooo
TG: fuck karkat
TG: im dying
TG: the world cant go on
CG: OH SHUT UP YOU FUCKBUCKET
TG: no karkat
TG: i cant
TG: where the fuck are the animal crackers
TG: when the soup is DEAD
CG: AT THIS POINT IM NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK
TG: you should distract me
CG: FROM WHAT
TG: from my candy-addicted younger sister
CG: SHE IS ADDICTED
CG: TO CANDY
TG: yah
TG: its a hard thing to overcome man
TG: so many therapy sessions
TG: when all you want to do is just inhale another sour patch kid
CG: THAT IS DISGUSTING
TG: so what are you up to now
CG: I AM AT A BEACH
CG: AND IT IS HOT
CG: AND SANDY
CG: AND I AM HALF NAKED
CG: AND THEREFORE UNCOMFORTABLE
TG: please i go to nude beaches all the time
CG: OH DO YOU NOW
TG: yeah
TG: my body is fuckin gorgeous
CG: YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT
TG: it is
TG: i get all the beaches
CG: EXCEPT FOR THE EGBEACHES
TG: da fuq man
CG: HAHAHAHA I HAVE BEATEN YOU
CG: AT YOUR OWN GAME
TG: i have no idea what youre talkin about bro
CG: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, BITCH
TG: aight
TG: what is egbert wearing
CG: DO YOU WANT A PICTURE
TG: eh sure whatever
CG: TOO FUCKING BAD HE IS STILL CHANGING.
TG: can i get a pic of that
CG: AND YOU SAY YOU ARENT GAY. HA.
TG: dude its kinda creepy that youre watching him change
TG: im the gay one
TG: ha
CG: YES YOU ARE.
CG: AND I AM NOT WATCHING HIM CHANGE I WOULD NOT DO THAT.
TG: suuuuuuuuure
CG: WHATEVER
CG: IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ANYWAY
CG: AND YOU ARE BORING ME
CG: SO I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOU
TG: nooooooooo
TG: jk i can live without you
TG: gonna be just fine
CG: RIGHT. OF COURSE.
CG: OH AND DAVE
TG: yeah
CG: QUIT MASTURBATING TO SHERLOCK PORN
CG: JOHN WILL NOT FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE
carcinoGeneticist blocked turntechGodhead at 12:48
Bro Dave
THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD IS CALLING YOU
"Ugh, sup Bro?"
"Eeeeeey, Lil' Man. How's masturbation goin for ya?"
"First of all, that's gross, dude. Second of all, you're actually not the first person to say that to me today."
"Hey truth lies in jest, David. Truth lies in jest."
"Fuck you. That's not my name."
"Would you rather me call you 'Lizzy'?"
"Would you rather me stick a cake up your ass?"
"I would rather Jeff stick a cake up my ass."
"Who the fuck is 'Jeff'?"
"Hahaha, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about, Lil' Man."
"Oh shit nope. Nope. Nope. You are not pregnant."
"Meep."
"Dude, what the fuck."
"I was making a pregnant noise."
"Hahaha!"
"What?"
"Never mind. Continue."
"Dave, I want you to go into my room and look through the bottom left drawer in my desk."
"Is it porn?"
"Not exactly."
"Good enough for me. What is it?"
"Kind of like a diary. But not really. I'm not a loser. Only losers keep diaries."
"Then what the fuck is it?"
"A book of letters."
"Letters?"
"Yeah, letters. I would write them to the guy I loved and then hid them away so he'd never see them."
"Why the fuck would anyone do that? I mean, why wouldn't you just man the fuck up and tell that person how you feel?"
"Dunno, man. I was only 16 when I started them. Still write em today."
"To the same guy?"
"I'll let you figure that out for yourself."
"Uhhhh...okay…? But I still think it's stupid."
"Fuck you. Go read them. Understand your own sexual identity using my methods."
"Fine."
"Superb. Knock yourself out, kiddo. We'll talk about them when you're done."
Kanaya had just finished changing and was headed to the beach to meet up with her partner. As she walked down the sand, she felt a familiar hand on her shoulder. When she turned around, she was met with the sight of none other than Vriska Serket.
"Heya, Kankan." Vriska, leaned down, whispering in her ear.
"Hello, Vriska. It is quite lovely to see you, but if you do not mind, I must leave you to go elsewhere…" Kanaya shrugged her off. No matter how sweet Vriska smelled, she would not even talk to her right now. She promised Rose she wouldn't, and Rose was more important to her than anything. She would do anything for her.
"So…" Vriska came back onto her with a bit more force, sliding her fingers down Kanaya's tanned, wiry arms. "I understand that you've been avoiding me lately. That's pretty fucking clear but…" She leaned in again and whispered, "I just wanna know why."
"Please leave me alone, Vriska. I am warning you right now-" Kanaya threatened, but was turned around to face Vriska.
"Come on, babe. I was asking politely." She snarled, wrapping her arms around Kanaya's hips and pulling her closer. "I've always asked politely. You know that…" She paused and frowned a bit, "Is this because of Rose?"
"No of course not, I am very capable of making my own decisions, thank you!" Kanaya attempted to pull away, but was unable to.
"That blond bitch. You know you hate her as much as I do." Vriska growled, pulling Kanaya closer.
"It is not like that! I do not feel that way about her at all!" Kanaya struggled, before being pulled into a forceful kiss. The kiss lasted a long while, after Vriska forced her tongue into Kanaya's mouth. Suddenly, it stopped when they heard a small gasp.
Rose was standing there, her eyes wide open and beginning to fill with tears. She knew this was going to happen at some point. She knew it would. It had to. It was threatening to happen for so long...but...She really thought Kanaya loved her. She really did. It just hurt so much that she couldn't take it and- she ran. She ran as far away as she could from them and didn't stop until she reached Jade.
"You horrible person!" Kanaya whirled around with sudden rage and slapped Vriska. "How could you do something like that to me?!"
"You don't want me?" Vriska's eyes widened, "Fine. I don't need you. I'll just go fuck John Egbert instead."
And with that, she turned on her heel and left Kanaya alone.