The Manic Adventure Of Sam, Zee, and Jackie
Chapter 7: Party At Rivendell!
The company approached the elvish city, the girls stared in total awe just like Bilbo while the rest just followed Gandalf grumpily. They were so immersed in their surroundings that they never noticed the anger of the dwarves. Apparently their awe was an insult to the dwarves.
"They seem to like the elvish city." Dwalin told Fili.
Fili growled some response that regarded Sam in Khuzdul but he was cut off when an elf gracefully appeared at the stairway.
"Mithrandir." The elf gave him a bow and wave as he approached, he seemed so kind and helpful to the girls.
"Ah," Gandalf turned around and greeted the elf, "Lindir."
As Sam and Zee, while still taking in the city, heard Thorin tell Dwalin to stay sharp. The girls rolled their eyes, the elves of Rivendell were different from those of Greenwood so they didn't understand why they were being such jackasses about being here.
Lindir, upon reaching the last step, began to speak elvish, Zee, who took it upon herself to try to learn elvish back in their world, whispered a rough translation which was along the lines of the elves hearing about Gandalf crossing the valley.
"I must speak with Lord Elrond." Gandalf told Lindir.
"My Lord Elrond is not here." Lindir told Gandalf in the common tongue.
"Not here?" Gandalf asked, truly confused, "Where is he?"
Just then the horns sounded and horses driven by elves came along. Of course, none of the dwarves found this to comforting and prepared themselves for a fight. One that was not coming at all. The elves probably didn't make it better by circling them.
"Whoa!" Zee snapped when a horse nearly stomped her foot, "Watch it!"
"Forgive me dear lady." The elf rider apologize to Zee. "You're mortal girls among dwarves?"
"Uh yeah." Sam said as she stood beside Zee.
"I've never thought young girls would travel with dwarves." he said in some disgust.
"Why?" Jackie asked, "They're not bad, just funny and a bit goofy."
The elf looked at them rather funny but then Elrond came up to Thorin and welcomed him and the company to Rivendell. Thorin was rather rude about it however, earning a groan from Zee.
"Dude c'mon!" Zee groaned at Thorin, stomping toward the dwarf king, "We do not need you taking their kindness up the ass."
Sam blushed madly and Jackie giggled, Sam was going to kill Zee for that! Why did she have to say that!?
"ZEE!" Sam shrieked, "Seriously! Watch what you say!"
"When do I ever?" Zee asked, swiveling her head toward Sam and spoke in her prissy, blonde imitation. "They need to get use to me somehow."
"You're so not gonna live long enough for them to even need to." Sam growled at her, in a whisper she added, "And if you want to live to see Legolas you will shut up!"
"Fine!" Zee huffed and turned her head away.
"Who are these girls?" Lord Elrond asked, "They do not look like average daughters of men."
"I thought the same." Gandalf said, "However, it might be best to speak about it after they bathe and relax a bit."
Lord Elrond smiled and nodded, "Of course, Lindir?"
Lindir came to his lord's side, "Yes Lord Elrond?"
"Take the young ladies to the guest rooms, send Arwen to the tailor to fetch some dresses for them."
"Of course." Lindir bowed and gestured for the ladies to follow him.
Fili, however, refused to let Sam go. Grabbing her shoulder, Fili tried to stop her from going. "I do not trust these elves."
Sam sighed and pushed off his hand, "Oh, come off it." She continued to follow her friends and Lindir, never realizing that even Thorin glared at her as Fili looked visibly hurt.
Lindir dropped Sam and Jackie off at their rooms while he took to talking with Zee about her friends. Zee didn't seem to care about how curious he was but, at the same time, all she wanted was to go to her room.
"I noticed that the blond dwarf was rather attached to your tall friend." Lindir said as they continued to walk, their rooms were actually far apart rather than being close by to each other.
Zee shrugged, "Yeah, he says she's his soulmate but she's not really liking that so much."
"Do you mean it's one-sided?" Lindir asked.
"No," Zee shook her head, "I think she likes him too. Sam's always been the type to do what she wants, she hates having to do what anyone else wants and, subconsciously, that's probably how she views this."
"Oh?" He should have figured as much, out of the three Sam definitely seemed like the type to never want to do as told. That could also just be because she was fighting her emotions at the moment and that was how she unintentionally expressed it. "And what about you?"
"What about me?" Zee asked, how she just really wanted to get into her room.
"Do you share any interest in your dwarf companions?" He was asking a personal question even though the answer was obvious.
"No." She told him sternly, "Dwarves aren't my type, I like them only as friends."
"Really?" Lindir seemed to perk up a bit and Zee immediately caught onto what was going on.
"My heart belongs to another already though." She added quickly, "He and I already plan to marry after this whole adventure of ours."
"You are already betrothed?" His smiled faltered, "Who might this man be?"
"I can't say." Zee hurriedly said, "Our engagement is secret."
"Why?" he asked, the two of them finally stopped at Zee's room. "I would think it would be such joyous news."
"It was my decision to keep it secret." Zee said, "Now, thank you for bringing me here. See you whenever." Zee hurried into her room and didn't dare move away from the door until she was certain that Lindir left. She didn't ever think Lindir would really be like this, he always acted so priss and proper in the movie.
I sure hope Legolas is still a badass hottie like he is in the movie. Zee thought to herself as she immediately went looking for the bathroom.
Sam, already immersed in the bath water, happily enjoy the hot water that also rid herself of dirt next to relaxing her stiff muscles.
"Nothing like a hot bath to make ya feel great!" Sam stretched her hands above her head, "Man, I could get use to this place."
As Sam sat in her bath water, she contemplated how things were going so far. With a dwarf prince all in love with her and the fact they may have messed up in keeping their secret, so far it might not be all she would have imagined.
One thing that really bugged her was whether or not she cared for Fili, she didn't want to toy with the poor guy but she wasn't sure that she did feel something for him. He's cute and charming, Sam thought to herself, but to be attracted to just that isn't fair to him.
Sam sighed, romantic relationships were not something she really knew past fairytales and whatnot. Not to mention that she knew just about nothing when it came to dwarvish traditions. She didn't want to court him out of fear that it might force her to be his bride but, at the same time, she did need to get to know him better to make a choice.
"Maybe I should talk to him," She mumbled, "maybe we can work something out."
Finally deciding that she needed to get out of the bath, Sam forced herself to leave the tub she sat in and, after drying herself, exited the bathing chamber to see a maroon colored elvish dress on the end of her bed. It had a matching corset, though it was a dark plum color, and flowed at the bottom. Sam could already see herself tripping in it.
"Wow.." Sam picked up the dress and was amazed that it was so soft to the touch. "This is different."
Sam had to admit that the elvish dress was actually rather nice and this was a girl who despised anything girly. It didn't exactly have sleeves more so it had two little draping pieces of fabric sort of like Lady Galadriel's dress and they were a darker plum color than the corset.
Amazingly, for someone who would never wear a dress unless she was either forced or had to wear one, Sam had no trouble putting the dress on. It wasn't all that bad to wear, just out of her element.
"This is gonna take some getting use to." Sam let out a small nervous chuckle as she checked herself in the mirror, the only real trouble she had was with her corset which she put on top of the dress instead of underneath. "Well, I better go find everyone else. Especially Fili."
Sam left her room, she did take a second to look for a landmark so that she could find her room again later, and hurried off to look for her friends first. If her memory served, dinner was going to be soon and she was starving. Surely her friends were too.
"Let's see..." Sam recalled what direction Lindir took her friends but, the longer she walked through the halls the more she realized she had not a damn clue where their rooms were. "Damn it! Why don't I ever think of this shit before?!"
Sam considered calling for her friends but felt it would be rude to the elves. So now she was left to wander aimlessly through the elvish halls like an idiot. She supposed things could be worse.
"I could stumble upon the dwarves bathing in a fountain." She sighed to herself. Of course, be it as it may, fate is a mischievous spirit and never passed up an opportunity to mess with Sam. When Sam rounded a corner she stopped dead in her tracks, in a rather large fountain that wasn't far but still not close was the dwarves, naked, bathing.
Sam's cheeks turned red and she, no matter how much she wanted to, could not look away out of sheer shock.
"The kitchen's under enormous strain." A voice said from behind her, "We're almost out of wine. How long will they stay?"
Sam hardly realized that Elrond and Lindir were walking up behind her, "That has yet to be decided-Oh miss?"
Sam didn't give Elrond any acknowledgment, her sights still stuck on the dwarves. Lord Elrond and Lindir, out of confusion, followed Sam's gaze and realized what she was staring at.
"You...FILTHY MONKEYS!" Sam screeched, her cheeks darkened even more, "What do you think you're doing!? People can see you!"
The dwarves stopped their tomfoolery and turned toward Sam, Lord Elrond, and Lindir. Seeing that she was absolutely furious and a bit embarrassed that a girl saw them, the dwarves hurriedly got out of the pool and rushed away to the bushes to put their clothes back on.
"Sorry Sam!" Bofur called out to the teenager, "Didn't think you'd come out here!"
Sam groaned and hurried away, she wasn't going to be able look at these dwarves the same ever again!
The girls, after Sam's huge episode with the naked dwarves, finally were reunited thanks to the help of a kind elf maiden. The elf maid also was kind enough to lead them to where their dinner would be.
"Wow, this place is pretty." Jackie said as she and Sam started to take a seat at the far end of the table while Zee was one seat to Sam's right.
"Just wait till the dwarves come." Zee laughed, "They're gonna tear this place apart!"
Sam merely grunted as her response, the image of the naked dwarves were forever stuck in her mind. She never dared to tell her friends about what she saw, Zee would probably never let her live it down.
"By the way," Jackie said as she picked up a piece of Sam's dress, "You're dress is pretty."
"You think so?" Sam asked as she nervously did a turn in the dress, "I feel weird in it."
"Well you never wear dresses." Zee said as she examined the dress, "But it is cute."
"Your's suits you." Jackie told Zee, "You did say you liked the color blue."
Zee looked down at her dress, it was a light blue dress with baby blue trimmings and a dark blue trimmed stash loosely tied on her waist. She had sleeves on her dress, though they were short, and the dress flowed much like Sam's. "If I could only not trip in the damn thing."
"You and gravity will never learn to coexist peacefully Zee." Sam said with a shake of her head, "But Jackie's right, it looks good on you."
"Jackie's cute too." Zee said, pointing at Jackie's orange dress. Her dress was more of a red orange,no sleeves, with a light yellow orange corset and trimmings. Like Sam, Jackie wore the corset over her dress.
"You think so?" Jackie asked, "I thought it was a bit bright."
Sam shrugged, taking a seat finally, "You like to were bright and dark colors at the same time, that's probably why."
"Well look who's here already!" Bofur happily chirped as he and the other dwarves and Bilbo entered the room. "Good evening!"
"Hey." Zee waved to them, "Your hair looks wet, did you guys bathe?"
"Of course!" Dwalin huffed, he seemed offended by the question, "Dwarves do bathe."
"Uh yeah." Sam mumbled to herself, she would have insisted that Zee sit next to her but Bifur had taken that corner seat instead.
"So," Balin asked, "how are you lasses taking to the elvish city?"
"It's pretty." Jackie said as she glanced around the room, "It's pretty relaxing compared to what we've been through."
"I suppose." Fili mumbled lowly, he had still not gotten over Sam seeing them naked and when she brushed him off earlier. "I find it too superficial for my taste."
"We're only gonna be here for a bit." Zee said with a wave of her hand, "Pretty soon we'll be on our way again so just chill while you can."
Just then the food started to arrive and Thorin, Elrond, and Gandalf finally came, taking a seat at a round table that was separate from their table.
"Hey!" Zee pointed at the special people table, "No fair, they got their own table?!"
"Of course." Balin told her, "They are more important than us."
"Well pardon me for think we were all equal on this trip." Zee grumbled to herself so that no one but her friends and Bifur heard her.
When their dinner was set before them, the girls immediately started eating the salad while the dwarves barely would even poke the food.
"Where's the meat?" Dwalin complained as he picked up a leaf and angrily set it back down.
"What's wrong with salad?" Jackie asked innocently, "It's good for you."
Ori and Dori were arguing with each other about the food too, Dori trying to get his brother to eat the greens even though he himself wouldn't touch it.
"Just try it." Dori urged his little brother.
Ori shook his head in disgust, "I don't like green food."
Zee rolled her eyes and took a bite of her salad, "Just eat it!"
Oin, who had grown tired of the elf who played the flute right above his head, took his ear trumpet and stuffed one of the gold napkins into it. When he put his trumpet in his ear he grinned happily as he found a way to block the flute's sound.
"Have they got any chips?" Ori asked innocently, looking around the table for chips.
The girls only sighed and continued to eat their salads, paying the dwarves little to no attention. True, the salad was bland and the girls were use to tasty foods but they were starving. Their bellies needed food that wasn't mainly water based.
While Sam and Nori exchanged in some small talk Zee looked around the room aimlessly, spotting that all the dwarves had a strange, dark drink in their cups.
What are they drinking? Zee noticed that Bofur's cup was filled to the brim so, not even caring if she looked rude, she stole his cup and took a sip. It was some sort of fruity concoction and she loved it. Holy shit! This tastes fabulous! She finished the whole cup rather quickly and scanned near by for more.
Dwalin, seeing that Zee was eyeballing his cup, moved it out of her grasp so she snatched Balin's instead. "You know lass, you might want to slow down."
"I'm fine." Zee ignored Dwalin's concern and took a swing of Balin's cup, "It's just juice."
Dwalin shook his head, "It's not-"
"You know, good sir," Zee interrupted Dwalin, "I'm fffinnneee." she slurred at the end of her sentence.
Bifur, out of concern for Zee, started tapping on Sam's shoulder and pointed at Zee while speaking in Khuzdul. Sam, not having a clue of what he was trying to tell her, merely glance at him confusingly.
"I think I'll have another!" Zee hiccuped and called for Lindir, "Lindir darling, can you bring me more juice?"
Suddenly everyone stopped talking, even the musicians stopped playing, and all eyes were on Zee.
"What?" Zee asked innocently.
"Zee." Sam asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"
"I'm doing mighty fine Sammy!" Zee grinned drunkenly, making her eyes squint to the point Sam wondered if Zee could even see. "Hey Sam."
"Yeah Zee?"
"Who you gonna call?" Zee asked rather seriously, leaning forward toward Sam. "Ghostbusters!"
Sam gasped and turned toward Jackie, "Tell me she's not drunk Jackie."
Zee suddenly stood from her seat and, with one foot on the table and her chest puffed out, said, "I am Iron Man!"
"That's a yes." Jackie said with her hands over her mouth.
To make matters worse, it seems Gandalf was correct about Sam not being the only one with powers as Zee magically disappeared and reappeared next to Oin.
"Buzz Lightyear to Space Command!" She called into the dwarf's stuffed trumpet, "Come in Space Command!"
Sam covered her mouth in shock as she gasped, she wasn't sure if she should laugh or stop Zee. She did find it funny but since Zee's last embarrassing episode she wasn't sure Zee would appreciate the humiliation.
Zee disappeared again and then appeared next to Thorin. She looked down at him and asked, "Why so serious?"
The dwarves roared in laughter then, it appeared that anything involving Zee and Thorin was particularly funny to them.
Zee disappeared again but this time when she reappeared she had Lindir's form and was next to the elf who played the harp. Swiveling her hips, Zee sung, "Bazinga!"
The dwarves really started to laugh at her now while the elves were horrified by Zee's drunken episode. Poor Lindir was absolutely mortified by Zee's dance and Elrond simply had not clue what to do. That has to be rare for an elf.
Sam immediately tried to grab Zee, "Zenin!" Sam never called Zee by her real name unless the girl did something terribly horrible. Zee looked Sam dead in the eye and disappeared again.
"You'll never catch me alive coppers!" She reappeared next to Kili and hugged him tightly, "Kemosabe!" she disappeared again, singing the Indiana Jones theme song. "Dundadaduh! Dundada!" She then switched to the Star Wars theme song, "Dun dun dun dada duh Dun dun dada duh!"
"Oh lord." Sam groaned, face palming herself, "She can't make this anymore embarrassing."
Zee reappeared on the small table that the important three sat at and took a cup filled with the drink she had liked. She threw the juice, without meaning to, all over Gandalf, Lord Elrond, and Thorin. When she tried to take a swig she realized all her juice was gone. "Why is the rum always gone?!" she looked down and saw the red stains on the trio, "Oh, that's why."
"She found a way." Jackie told Sam, she was giggling until she saw that, "You know we can't stop her."
Sam pinched the bridge of her nose, the dwarves were already riled up and singing so at this point the only ones not in trouble were Sam, Jackie, Balin, and Bilbo. "We've only just got here."
"What should we do?" Jackie asked.
Just then Kili threw some mashed potatoes at the statue Lindir was standing next to so Zee decided to poof herself over there, "You are one ugly motherfucker!" she told the statue, looking at its chest she saw the splatter of potatoes, "Oh! Mashed potatoes!" she swiped some off with her finger and happily ate it.
The elves watched in horror as Zee swiped off the food and even Gandalf looked embarrassed by the whole episode. Considering these elves were his friends and respected the wizard, Gandalf had every right to be humiliated.
Sam gagged there, "If we could leave I so fucking would." She nearly threw up because of that, "I don't think I will ever be able to look these elves in the eyes again."
"Ditto." Jackie sort of groaned in disgust there, who knows what has touched that statue before this.
Zee went to Bombur next, "Uh oh, somebody's FABULOUS!" she and the dwarves started to laugh incredibly hard, so hard the Zee's tan cheeks turn red.
"Well," Jackie offered when Sam covered her eyes with her hands and let out a loud sigh, "at least she didn't kiss him."
"I guess.." Sam groaned, she let her head fall a bit so her hands ended up pushing back her bangs. "When will she stop..?
Then Zee hopped onto the table and started fist pumping, "Baby I like it!" She started singing the Jersey Shore theme song and soon the dwarves were copying her fist pump.
"Oh come on!" Sam gave up there, she was going to let Zee wallow in her own humiliation. "Is there one thing she won't do while drunk?!"
"Past being civil?" Jackie laughed, "Nope."
Zee suddenly appeared before her friends and, with the Spock hand gesture, said loud and proud, "Live long and prosper!" She fell back on the table, passing out.
"Did she pass out?" Bofur asked, "She sure went out quickly."
Just then her head shot up with one arm and leg in the air, "Yippee kay-yay motherfuckers!" then she passed out for good.
"She's out now." Sam sighed, "Help me take her to her room Jackie, please?"
Jackie nodded and helped Sam drag Zee out of there and to the halls where their rooms were. "You do realize only Zee knows where her room is, right?"
"Yeah." Sam nodded, "I figured we should have her room with me tonight so that way she's not losing her mind in the morning."
"What was it she drank?" Jackie asked curiously.
"Elvish wine." Sam explained softly, "It's stronger than ale which is why she freaked out so quickly."
"And passed out just as fast." Jackie sighed, "She's gonna have such a headache tomorrow."
"As am I." Sam groaned, "Twice I had to put with her doing or saying something goofy, I hope Thorin's not flaming furious."
"He did smiled a bit." Jackie offered, "Maybe he found it slightly amusing."
"Hopefully." Sam sighed, "Otherwise Zee has a major ass chewing tomorrow."
They both laughed there and managed to make Zee a makeshift bed on a couch that was in Sam's room. As they made sure Zee was going to wake up without a kink in her neck, Fili appeared at Sam's door.
"Sam?" Fili asked a bit nervously, "May I speak with you?"
Sam turned towards Jackie and received a nod from her friend, "Go ahead, I'll deal with the drunk."
"Okay." Sam left her room and closed the door behind her, "So what's up?"
"I wanted to talk about something...personal." he had a faint blush on his cheeks.
"Personal?" Sam asked, "Oh, is it about that whole thing Kili was worried over."
"W-What thing?" Fili blushed even more.
"Something to do with a relationship between us." Sam shrugged, "Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that."
"I don't know why Kili would talk to you about something like that!" Fili stated defensively, "It's not-"
"Before you freak out let me tell you one thing." Sam interrupted, "I know what Azyung means."
Fili immediately backed away, "What do you mean you know? Khuzdul is a secret-"
"Secret language and dwarves do not share it with anyone, yeah, yeah I know." Sam sighed, "Look Fili, there's something I was never truthful about and I think you need to know."
Fili sighed and looked down the halls, "Want to take a stroll?"
Sam smiled and nodded, "Sure, if it's not a hassle."
Fili smiled back and they both started to walk through the hall together. "So, what is it you've been hiding?"
"Everything." Sam sighed, for some reason she just felt the need to tell Fili the truth. "We don't come from an isolated country, we come from a whole other world where none of this even exists."
"Another world?" Fili laughed, "And what can you do to prove this?"
"In my world," Sam knew this was too stupid, even Zee wasn't this dumb. "this whole journey is just a fairytale and I do mean this journey."
"What do you mean?"
"There is a book," Sam looked him dead in the eye, "it's called The Hobbit and it tells the story of a Bilbo Baggins who goes on an adventure of a lifetime with thirteen dwarves including the heir of Erebor, Thorin Oakenshield and his only two nephews Fili and Kili, sons of Thorin's only sister and last surviving sibling Dis."
Fili's eyes widened, Fili nor Kili ever told Sam about their mother nor did they or anyone tell her that Thorin had more than one sibling.
"Not only that but Dis is his youngest sibling and his second sibling is Frerin who died long ago by now." Sam waited for Fili to speak after that, surely he would be convinced now.
"There isn't any way you could know that." Fili whispered, "You have my faith then Sam, I believe you."
Sam gave him a small smile, "We would have said something but if you knew then the whole future will change and that will make things rather difficult if not entirely bad."
Fili nodded, "I understand, I suppose that explains what Gandalf meant by you three being here to serve a purpose to us."
"Is that how he convinced Thorin to let us come along?" Sam giggled, "But I agree, we must have came for a reason and at the moment, we have an idea so far."
Fili would have asked what their purpose was but if what she said was true, he was better off not knowing. "I swear to not tell anyone else, I will leave that to you."
"Thanks." Sam was gonna have quite the ass chewing herself when Zee found out about this, "And don't let Jackie and Zee find out, I won't live to see the next evening if Zee found out."
Fili gave her a nod, "I swear."
"So," Sam stopped in front of Fili, she leaned forward with her hands behind her back, "what was it you wanted to talk about?"
"I suppose Kili already told you..."
"Oh that?" Sam asked, "The whole I'm your One and something about Thorin possibly not approving because I'm a human girl."
"So he did tell you everything." Fili sighed, "I know he only meant the best for me but-"
"Don't blame him." Sam told Fili, "Besides, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be able to ever face you again."
"Really?" Fili asked.
"It was embarrassing for me." Sam explained, "I never thought someone would ever love me like that, especially so quickly. It kinda took Kili's horrible way with words to help me sort of cope with the idea."
Fili laughed a bit there, "Then I should thank him for that."
"But," Sam shifted her weight onto her left foot, "since I'm from a world that approaches these things differently maybe we could come to a compromise."
"A compromise?" He was confused there, "Why a compromise?"
"Where I'm from we don't exactly have Ones." Sam tried to explain, "We do a thing called dating, we test the waters before attempting to commit to someone and I'm also a bit afraid of commitment."
"I see." Fili mused, "So then we should court, because, honestly, no matter what happens you are my One and I your's."
"Figured as much."
Fili smiled a bit, "I will have to talk to Thorin about this. It isn't unheard of for dwarves to marry outside their race but for royalty it is."
Sam nodded, "Again, figured."
"But there one thing I did need to make clear with you." He lifted her chin with his index finger, "Thorin and I were both insulted when you refused to stay with us earlier."
"Insulted?" Sam thought about when she brushed Fili off when Elrond offered them their own rooms, "You have to be kidding me."
Fili shook his head, "You know, as you already proven, that Elves and Dwarves do not get along and that was an insult to us both when you did that."
"So I can't be civil with elves who so kindly allowed us to stay here for a time being?" Sam asked, "Because where I'm from, which means I was raised with different values and ideals, you show your hosts respect even if you don't like them or their rules."
"Still," Fili told her, "Thorin doesn't like elves and that's why he doesn't bother disciplining us over our ruckus."
"Well sorry if my morals are different than your's." Sam sighed, "But c'mon, someone has to show them a little respect for their kindness."
Fili sighed as well, "I suppose."
"Either way," Sam yawned, "I'm tired and I got a drunk rooming with me so I think I'm going to go to bed."
Fili gave her a smile, "Then let me walk you back at least." He extended his arm out to her and, even though she found it a bit cliché, Sam took his offer.
Zee woke up the next morning with blood shot eyes, drool smeared all over her left cheek, a throbbing headache, and last night's dinner and wine on her dress.
"The fuck happen?" Zee groaned, when she stretched her back made three loud pops "This ain't my room."
"Hey there doofus." Sam waved to Zee and spoke softly, "You okay?"
"No." Zee glared at Sam, "Where am I?"
"You're in my room." Sam sighed, bringing over a weird drink she asked the elves to make for Zee, "Drink this."
Zee sniffed it and cringed, "What is it? It smells yucky."
Sam rolled her eyes, "It's gonna help your headache go away so drink it." she handed it to Zee but Zee refused to take it. "Zee, one way or another, you are taking this."
"I don't wanna!" she moaned, making her headache worse, "Ow!"
"Just drink it!" Sam snapped, "Or I will burn off you hair!"
"Fine!" she huffed, Zee took the drink with a scowl and forced it down. It tasted awful but it worked pretty quickly as her headache gradually dissipated. "That was yucky!"
Sam rolled her eyes again, "Well next time don't drink the elvish wine you dork."
"Elvish wine?" Zee struggled to remember when she could have done such a thing, "What are you talking about?"
"Do you remember the juice you drank?" Sam asked, totally deadpanned.
"Yeah..." Zee thought about it now, she remembered up to when she drank Bofur's cup. "That wasn't juice huh?"
"No, it wasn't Zee." Sam nodded, "And thank you for another night of embarrassment."
"Why?" Zee hesitantly asked, "What happened?"
"Oh nothing." Sam played it off sweetly before quoting, "Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!"
Zee looked at Sam and then at herself a bit, "Did I say that?"
"Oh? You don't believe me?" Sam asked, continuing to mock Zee. "Why is the rum always gone?! Oh, that's why!"
"Er..." Zee nibbled on her lip, "I was a throwing movie quotes out wasn't I?"
"You also ate mashed potatoes off of a statue's boob." Sam added, "From now on, no more wine for you."
"I wha..." Zee looked utterly disgusted with herself, "I lowered myself to the manners of a dwarf!"
"I don't recall any dwarves eating off statues' chest area, only you."
"Even worse!" Zee whined loudly, she actually sounded like she was crying."This sucks!"
Sam shook her head and laughed a bit, "I forgot to mention that you also sung I Like It and taught the dwarves to fist pump."
Zee stopped her whining and sneered, "I what?"
"You heard me right Zee." Sam smiled innocently, "You taught the dwarves to fist pump."
"How mad is Thorin?" Zee asked quietly, "And should I even leave this room until we leave?"
"I don't know about Thorin but the elves were a bit horrified, Lindir especially." Sam chuckled, "Oh yeah I forgot about that too."
"Forgot what?"
Sam grinned, leaning forward with her hands behind her back, "You have powers too, not sure what exactly but you were teleporting around and took Lindir's appearance."
"Huh?!" Zee shot off of Sam's little couch, "I what?"
"Yeah," Sam nodded, "You took Lindir's appearance and did this." Sam mimicked Zee's swiveling of the hips, "Bazinga!
"No I didn't!" Zee turned tomato red, "Omigod, can this day get any worse?"
"I said that last night and look what happened," Sam said, plopping a seat next to Zee, "You have to see the elves though, I was informed so not to long ago."
"Why?" Zee asked, "By the way, I'm hungry."
"I think it has to do with your over-consumption of their wine and they promised to send breakfast here for me and you soon."
Zee nodded and groaned, "Sixteen and already gave myself the ultimate humiliation."
"At least you didn't get to hug the porcelain god!" Sam laughed while Zee muttered bad words at her.
Hello my fabulous people! So I happily noticed that this month, this story ranked number one of all my stories and I so happily thank you! So here's a drunk scene for ya! Enjoy!