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Oh and since I asked you guys what you wanted to dare them to do and I got no replies, I'm just gonna go with the flow. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Chapter 5: The Idiots Guide to Playing Truth or Dare

"Ok guys, let's play ten questions to pass the time." Naruto suggested.

"Whatever." Shikamaru yawned.

"You start Naruto." Temari said.

"Alright, here's how it goes, I ask a question to someone and then they ask another question, after answering mine, to someone else and it keeps going like that until everyone has asked 10 questions. Alright Neji, do you like anyone in this room?" Naruto asked.

"Um well...I," he scratched his head and blushed, "uh yes. My turn. Uchiha, what about you? Do you like anyone in this room?" Neji asked. "No." He simply stated. "Hinata, why do you like that dobe over there?"

"I'm not a dobe wait, who are you talking about?" Naruto replied, dumbfounded.

"Look at that, he knows his name. He's not such a dobe after all." Sasuke smirked.

"Um I-I-I don't know. I just do." Hinata stammered.

"Damn it Sasuke, I'm not a dobe! Teme!"

"Um, its m-my turn. Naruto-kun, w--w-w-w-w-w-whodoyoulike?" She stated hastily, trying to get the question over with.

"Um, me, I like I don't know. You can take my question Temari." Naruto said.

"Gladly. Shikamaru, why are you so lazy?"

"'Cause everything is troublesome and too much of a drag. Ino, why are you so troublesome?"

"Because you think everything is a drag. Choji, why do you look like your dad?"

"Because he's my hero."

Sakura appeared from the kitchen.

"Who wants chocolate chip summertime striped cookies?" Sakura spoke. She gazed around the circle. "What did I miss?"

"Uh we were just playing 10 questions, Sakura." Naruto answered.

"Oh, well let's continue the other game. Oh, and sorry, I had to put more cookies in the oven. I burnt the first batch."

Hinata reached for the bottle as everyone bowed forward to watch it, the bottle came to a sudden stop pointing straight at Tenten.

"Ok. Tenten, truth, dare, double dare, or double truth?" Hinata asked.

"Double truth." Tenten answered.

"Is it true that you like my cousin?"

"Um...yes." She stated, feeling a blush rise to her face.

"And is it true that you love pointy objects?"

"Yes."

"Oh... Then it's your turn."

"Alright." Tenten spun the bottle. "Cool it landed on Lee."

"YOUTH! I pick double dare!"

"Alright Lee, first dare: go and steal Kakashi-Sensei's porn book."

"OK! I'll do it!"

Meanwhile with Kakashi.

"Chuckle, chuckle. Hehehaha. Oh..." Kakashi put his book in a bag. "It's you Lee. What are you doing here?"

"Um, I'm here to challenge you to a push up contest. First to one hundred wins ten bucks."

"Huh, I guess I have no choice." Kakashi sighed "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9."

While Kakashi was distracted, Lee snuck over to Kakashi's couch where the bag containing his porn book lay. He reached inside and pulled it out. He teleported out of the room. "RUN!!!!!!!"

"Puff, puff, puff. I'm back Tenten. Here's the book."

Kakashi appeared in the room, startling everyone as they turned away from their game to face him. "So so so you wanted my book? BITCHWHYDIDYOUSTEALMYBOOK?"

"Go away Kakashi, we're in the middle of a game." Tenten ordered. "Here's your book back though."

"Bye." Kakashi said.

"Alright Lee, next dare. I dare you to go and get the scariest movie you can find." Tenten told him.

"Alright!" Lee exclaimed. Silence fell as Lee bolted out of the room, arriving back moments later with a case in his hand. "I'm back! I got it from RedBox."

"What movie did you get?" Ino asked.

"I got Paranormal Activity. It's real scary."

"Ok we will watch it after the game." Tenten spoke. "Hey guys, let's have only seven more rounds ok?"

"OK."

"Alright my turn." Lee declared, spinning the bottle. "Shikamaru, your turn."

"What a drag. Alright. Truth."

"Do you like Gaara's sister?"

"Um, why not?" Shikamaru sighed, which got him a death glare from Ino. He then spun the bottle. "Alright. Naruto."

"Dare!"

"Alright, I dare you to eat the cookies Sakura burnt."

"NO PROBLEM! WHAT THE FUCKIN' HELL!? THEY LOOK LIKE ROCKS THAT WERE BURNT!"

"NO DUH!" Ino screeched.

"Now Naruto, you must eat at least three of the cookies or your punishment will arrive." Shikamaru quietly stated.

"Fine, "Naruto said as he ate the cookies, and then regurgitated them on the floor. "Nasty ass cookies. Alright, my turn." Naruto stated, and then spun the bottle. "TEME!!!!!

"Dare." Sasuke commented.

"Bad decision teme."

"Oh yea, how so dobe?"

"Because it involves something that I know you would never do if someone was looking."

"And what is that?" Sasuke questioned.

"I dare you to kiss Sakura-chan when she comes back with the cookies on her lips for 15 seconds." Naruto stated, amused.

"Hn," was Sasuke's only reply.

"What did I miss again guys?" Sakura questioned, coming back with a perfect batch of cookies, ramen for Naruto, and tomatoes for Sasuke.

"Oh nothing, just that Naruto dared Sasuke to kiss you lip to lip for 15 seconds. That's all." Tenten chuckled.

Sakura could already feel the blush rush to her face, which she held down, as she sat the cookies in the middle and handed Naruto his ramen, giving him a death glare as she sat between him and Sasuke.

"Well teme? What are you waiting for?" Naruto grinned. "I'll count just to make sure you don't go over or under the given time."

Sasuke turned to Sakura in a rush to get this over with, sparing Naruto a death glare, he kissed Sakura while Naruto counted to 15 and ended their moment.

When Sasuke moved his lips from hers, the only thing they both could say was, "Wow."

Just then the phone rang, snapping the two out of their trance.

"I'll be right back guys." Sakura silently spoke, getting up and heading to the kitchen. "Hello." They heard her say, a moment passed, and then they heard an, "ok bye."

"Who was that?" Ino and Naruto screamed simultaneously as Sakura returned to the room.

"Oh, it was just my mom saying she got a call from her boss and she has to go on a business trip for five days. She is on her way back here to get her clothes and she said that you girls can stay while she is gone."

"Oh." Ino said.

"What about us boys, Sakura?" Naruto asked.

"Follow me, all of you girls included." Was all she said as she walked off, not even looking back to see if they were following.

When they arrived up stairs, Sakura showed them into her room and closed the door, sparing the words "Stay there till I get back." Hearing the door open, she sprinted downstairs to greet her mother.

"Hey honey, where are all the other girls?" She asked her 16 year old daughter.

"Up stair in my room." she answered.

"Oh." Her mother sighed, packing her clothes and useful things in a rush.

A little while later Sakura stood with her mother in front of the door, her mother's bags fully packed.
"Well honey I'll see you later." Her mother mused, and then left the house.

"Guys, you can come back down stairs now! Lee, let's watch that movie, ok?"

"Anything for you my youthful love!" He rambled.

They popped the movie in, turned off all the lights, got their popcorn, cookies, and Naruto and Sasuke's ramen and tomatoes, and Paranormal Activity stared.

"This is gonna be good!" Tenten cheered.

Well that's it for now. The next chapter will be long if I get the reviews I want for this chapter, so if you wanted some messed up dare to be in here you lucked out 'cause I asked for reviews in the last chapter. And before I forget, please tell me what happened in Paranormal Activity, I have never seen it and that would help me a lot. Arigatoo!

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