HELLO FANFIC. CREW! Im baack! With all new chapters of Konoha High and The Sleepover Mishappening so sit back relax and enjoy you reading! ok so summers over and I don't think I will be updating sooner considering that I have Track, Art, Robotics and possibly Geometry tutoring... BTW If any one of my readers would like to help me out with that, feel free. It will save me time to update for you guys... So please if you can... anyway. Btw, That jealousy stuff might not happen unless I just happen to put it by mistake. But it won't be on purpose... Oh just so you guys know later on in like the authors note at the end I will explain the Halloween installment. This chapter kinda starts it off. They will be doing other things until the end of Halloween. In the next chapter. Which will be longer than this one.
Disclaimer: Watashi wa naruto o shoyu shite inai
Chapter 11: Sniff Sniff Horray!
"Alright guys ummm S-Sniff this Sakura." She said as Sakura sat down and a bruised Lee limped into the main hall with everyone else.
"Ok ,Hinata." Sakura said cheerful.
Hinata held the thing up toward Sakura. Sakura sniff the the item and sneezed.
The thing, which is a rabbit jump and bit Sakura.
"Ouch! BITCH!" Sakura said plunging herself towards the rabbit rolling out the door fighting with it cartoon style. (A/N: Pm me if you dont know what I mean by "rolling out the door fighting with it cartoon style") Sasuke chased her screaming her name.
"While now what Sakura was next!" "Umm just take her place Naruto." Ino suggested.
"Ok. It'd be my pleasure. Gaara sniff this." Naruto said holding up his rotten seven day old underwear toward his nose.
"Good thing Gaara doesn't have eyebrows because they would be gone now." Temari said holding her nose.
"Yea and good thing Lee isn't over here because his face would be devestated." Ino said laughing also holding her nose.
"Naruto you have five seconds to get this shit away from my nose." Gaara threated.
"Its no shit."
"I don't care get it away from my nose."
"No can do Gaara."
"Naruto I swear to Kami I will dismantle your whole body while everyone you know and love is watching and infuserate you insufurable fucking simpleton, condesending bastard!" Gaara screamed using more big words then anyone there knew.
Naruto gulped and removed his dirty drawers from Gaara's nose. "Sorry Gaara, damn! I can blow you ass of the planet if I wanted too! Its just a game! Look they were just my dirty underwear. Anyway your out Gaara."
"Fine by me." He said going over to the couch and laying down.
"Alright you can go Kankuro." Alright Temari, cover your eyes." He said as he walked closer toward her putting on her blindfold.
He held up a sandwhich he had been keeping in his dirty underwear pile under his bed for a month. It contained lettuce, tomatos, mayo, cheese, pickels, onion, mustard, ketup, salmon, fish, turkey, fish bones, half a boot, glue, piss, shit, some black crunchy stuff, stickers, pretzels, liquids, half a book and chocolate.
Temari sniffed it. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? She aske disgusted. "A rotten sandwhich?"
"Yea its been up under my bed in a dirty underwear pile for a month." He replyed.
"And you just happen to have it today?" Naruto asked.
"Yea I just fount it, I cound't let it go to waste, duh!"
"You were going to eat that?" "Yea."
"But it has roaches crawling through holes in it!"
"Oh, eww. Sakura bring that rabbit in here!"
Sasuke walked in with Sakura on his back. "What happen to Sakura, Sasuke?" Naruto asked looking at Sakura who was bursied unconscious and had scars all over her body, her clothes were ripped and she had a small gashes on her ankel.
"The rabbit was too strong, the rabbit was too strong!" Sasuke cried. He also had scratches all over him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed! "You let a rabbit beat you?" "Fuck that, did you know that it was Halloween?" Sasuke asked everyone.
"No I totally forgot!" Lee screamed.
"Guys lets go trick or treating and get candy to trade with each other." Naruto suggested.
"Yea and we could play game with the candy too!" Ino suggested. "Like strip poker candy style."
"How exactly do you play that Ino?" Sakura asked waking up and having her scars mostly gone.
"Umm well you play it like you have candy infront of you and I for a certain piece, if you dont have it you have to take a piece off clothing."
"Oh." Sakura said. "Well what are we all waiting lets get our costumes and go trick or treating!" Sakura screamed jumping of Sasuke's back.
"When everyone came back they had there costumes on.
Naruto was a fox.
Sasuke was a hawk.
Sakura was Chun-Li from Street Fighter.
Shikmaru was too lazy to think of a costume and cut holes in a sheet calling himself a ghost.
Choji was a dumpling with soy sauce, that contained a bit out of it.
Ino was princess.
Kiba was a cat. (The hell?)
Akamaru was a minatar. (The hell?)
Shino was rhino beetle.
Hinata was a belly dancer. (Ironic much? Isn't she suppose to be shy?)
Lee was a unyouthful old person.
Neji was a dinosaur.
TenTen was a samuri. (So unorginal)
Gaara was a teddy bear. (Temari dressed him.)
Kankuro was a baby alive doll (Fag.)
Temari was Tweety Bird. (Ok.)
"Everyone looks amazing. Except you Gaara, who dressed you your sister?"
"Yes she did."
"Oh well then you look great."
"Do not lie to me."
"Sorry."
"ANYWAY lets go guys!" Sakura said walking out the door with everyone behind them.
They went to almost 30 houses each since the split in to three groups. By the time they were done it was almost 11:00 pm.
They all meet back up at Sakura's house.
They walked in talking.
"Hey guys how much candy did you get? I got a lot!" Naruto said holding two garbage bags filled to the brim with candy.
"I got more!" Kankuro said holding three.
"Well we got more then al of you!" Neji and Hinata said toghter holding up eight bags. Four each.
Let sort our candy." Lee suggested as they all poured their candy on the floor.
There was all types of candies including twix, nestle brand candies, mars brand candies, lolopops, hershy brand candies, starburst, skittles, other fruity candies, tooth brushes apples and other fruits, and Naruto had a picture of some guys junk.
"Naruto whose house did you go to?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know but thats nasty."
Alright guys we got hella candy lets trade!" Choji said.
"Hold I have to go to the restroom." Naruto said leaving.
He left and they all sat there waiting.
Just then the light went off.
Srry to end on a cliffty. If this is one... im not sure... But anyway, your gonna get a Halloween Installment! So be prepared for that next chapter! Oh and btw guys how do I get spell check to work on my stories?
