"Mabel's on the case Pt. 2"
Dipper, meanwhile, was in the attic. Up above him, on the roof, he could hear Mabel and Bill talking quietly about... something. Dipper frowned, unsure.
"Where the Hell did I put my journal?" Just then, Mabel burst into the room, panting. "Mabel, I- Wait, did you just run all the way down here?" Dipper asked quizzically. "Yes… I... Did," Mabel said between breathes. "Why would you do tha-" Dipper was cut off by Mabel screaming, "WAITWAITWAIT!" Dipper huffed irritably. "What is it now? I'm kinda busy." Mabel grinned. "You're still single, right, dorkus?"
Dipper blushed. "M-Maybe! ...Yes..." Mabel squealed. "Awesome!" Dipper punched her gently in the arm. "No! I'm sorry Bro-Bro, I didn't mean it like that! What I mean is, I know someone who likes you," Mabel purred.
Dipper turned a shade darker. "Y-You do? Who is it?!" Dipper yelled expectantly. Mabel smiled and whispered, "Bill~" Dipper's heart skipped a beat. "What? M-Mabel, stop kidding around! It's not funny," Dipper said, feeling kind of angry. He turned around and organized his books. Dipper was about to go exploring, and he needed some important reading material to help him.
Mabel scoffed. "I'm not! I promise you, he's up on the roof right now, waiting for your answer!" Dipper was about to tell her to get out, when he stopped. He had just heard them talking...
"O-Okay, fine, I believe you," he eventually huffed. Mabel giggled. "Sooooo What's your answer?" Dipper stared at her dumbly. "Answer to what?" Mabel rolled her eyes. "Duh, stupid! Will you got out with him or not?" Dipper thought for a minute.
On one hand, he really liked Bill. On the other hand, this could all be some sick joke. Dipper sighed. 'It's not the first time I've made such a stupid decision,' Dipper thought bitterly.
"You know what? Fine. You go up there and tell Mr. Cipher that I said yes, and that I'll be waiting for him in the living room," Dipper said matter-of-factly. "Alrighty then," Mabel yelled happily. Dipper made his way downstairs. "This should be fun."