Mabel's on the case! (Last part)

(Before I start, I wanna apologize for this being late. I've been SUPER busy this month. I might be in a Hollywood movie! My new directors are AMAZING! So excited! Welp, Enjoy! If you have any questions, or you wanna get to know me better, contact me on here, or on my Tumblr, no-god-but-pizza)

Bill was, to say the least, shocked when he heard Mabel's news. Quite frankly, he was expecting a little less spark from his Pinetree, but he didn't mind.

Bill stood up on the roof, and began straightening his outfit. He was wearing some old clothes that Dipper had helped him find at the local Gravity Falls's thrift store. The clothes included a faded green-yellow hoodie with a giant eye on the back, and light-blue jeans with holes all over them.

Bill frowned at his appearance. "Hang on Shooting-star, I need ta' change." "Well, you can change in our room if you wa-" but Mabel was cut off when a flash of light appeared as the demon snapped his fingers. Mabel screamed and tripped, nearly falling off the roof. Mabel was about to chew Bill out, when she noticed his change in attire.

Saying he looked handsome was a bit of an understatement. He was now wearing a crisp looking suit. It was yellow, and was buttoned at the waist by a pendent shaped like an eye. He was wearing a white button-up undershirt, and black dress pants, black seven-inch heeled boots, and adorning a black bow-tie, top-hat, gloves, and cane. Bill's hair was straightened into two neat parts, one side blonde, the other black. His one visible eye shown brightly. It's iris was blue, and, where most human's whites were, his were yellow. He had two blue triangle-shaped earrings hanging from his ears, three black studs on the top of his left ear, two hooks on his left ear, and three hooks on his right ear.

Mabel blushed. "Hot damn! Nice! Dip'll love it!" Bill grinned like a madman. "Handsome ain't I?" Mabel nodded, pushing Bill towards the stairs. "Go get 'im tiger," she whispered into his ear.

(Time skip brought to you by a dapper Dorito~)

Dipper paced around the living room. He was nervous, to say the least. He unconsciously straightened his hat as he walked. "Why the hell did I agree to this? Why am I such an idiot!?" Dipper screamed at himself. "I dunno Pine-butt, I was kinda wonderin' that m'self," a soft voice behind him purred.

Dipper spun around on his heels, only to trip over his own feet and fall. Well, almost fall, actually. He was caught by a handsome blonde In the process. "Hm," Bill mused, "ain't this cozy, Dipper?"

If Dipper thought his face was red earlier, then this was a smack in the face. He tried to squeeze out of Bill's grasp, but failed miserably. "Tsk-Tsk, Pintree!" Bill said mockingly, "You're not gettin' away that easily."

And with that, Bill smashed their lips together hungrily. Dipper gasped. He was about to pull away, when he did something that surprised both of them.

He managed to flip Bill over and drop them both onto the floor. Dipper was now laying on top of Bill awkwardly, but he didn't care. He pressed his lips against Bill's harder, as if to disperse any doubt about any of this.

Bill was enjoying this too much. His hands slid down Dipper's lower back, eventually reaching his waist, where he gripped him tightly.

They were about to continue this... further, when they heard a click, followed by a flash. "THIS IS GOING IN THE SCARPBOOK," Mabel laughed hysterically, rushing out of the room, leaving a shocked Dipper and Bill laying on the floor.

Bill grabbed Dipper's hand. "Shall we go and catch ourselves a shooting-star?" Bill asked enthusiastically. "Of course, my dear dapper demon" Dipper replied, giggling, despite himself.

And with that, off they ran.

(P.s. The twins are 19 in most of these stories! Also, I was wondering if I should keep the cussing at a minimal level, like words like damn, hell, etc., or If I should start using coarser language? I'd have to change the rating to Mature (maybe), because of certain curse words since that's how I think the rules are(?), but It's whatever, you know? Tell me what you think! Love you guys! -Bill)