Casualsharkpuppy said: Prompt: Bill catches Dip singing BABBA
(I couldn't NOT! This was too tempting. Also, Can I just marry this prompt?)
Dipper sat up in his bed, yawning and stretching. His hand reached over to where he thought that Bill would be laying, only to let his hand feel air.
Needless to say, Dipper was wide awake now. He looked over, panicking a bit when he didn't see the demon is his room. Dipper was about to go get up and find him, when he found a note laying beside him.
"Mornin', dollface. I woke up early but noticed you're stupid uncle didn't have ANY food. At all. My meat-belly was making weird grumbly noises. (is it alive P.T.?) So I'm picking up breakfast for us. I'm thinkin', road trip afterwards? Just me and you? Welp, I'll be back, Pinetree! -Bill C."
Dipper chuckled a bit at Bill's words. He then sighed, getting up out of bed. Since he was awake now, he might as well start getting ready for work. He picked up his hairbrush and a towel and went to the upstairs bathroom.
(SHORT_TIME_SKIP)
"Disco Girl~ Coming through! That girl is you! OOO! OOO," Dipper sang.
Dipper hadn't hear the door coming open until it was too late. He heard a nasal laugh from behind, and he screamed, "DON'T COME IN!"
Bill cackled, waltzing up behind Dipper. "Well, Well, Well, aren't you just an avid butterfly? Ya' never told me that yah sing, kid!" Bill grinned, thinking that this was too good. "But, hey, wanna know the best part?"
Dipper, pale and clammy, turned around slowly to face the demon. "W-What?" Dipper asked shakily.
In response, Bill pulled out his phone and waved it in Dipper's face. "I RECORDED THE WHOLE THING," he screeched, running out of the room at high-speed.
Dipper's pale face turned red in anger and embarrassment. "GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID HUMANIZED DORITO!"