PROM

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"Well, this wasn't what I expected." Sonic glanced around the gym-turned-ballroom, a confused look on his face. He was wearing a classy suit, Tails standing nearby him dressed similarly and fidgeting nervously.

"Well, what did you expect?" The fox asked.

"I expected something...not in a gym. And maybe a dragon."

"Oh, man..." Tails gulped. "I really hope she comes... I wanna dance with her..."

"Maybe I'll have to imagine the dragons..." Sonic continued muttering to himself. He shrugged. "So, who are you waiting for, Tails?"

At the opposite side of the gym, the doors were flung open and a girl walked into the prom, somehow getting past the security that made sure everyone paid before entering. She was wearing a dark green dress laced with gold that stood out against the flowery buns set into the sides of her head.

"C-C-C-Cosmo...!" Tails blushed furiously and hid his face in his tails. "Oh maaaan...!"

"Who, dude. She's cute." Sonic nodded. "Can I dance with her?"

"NOOOO!" Tails screamed, all shyness gone. He ran up to Cosmo and hurriedly lead her away from Sonic, who looked slightly confused.

"This is dumb." Sonic sighed. He glanced around the gym/ballroom, seeing only happy couples sucking each other's faces off. "I want a girlfriend."

He caught sight of a pink hedgehog wandering through the crowd and turned and walked the other way. He wasn't that desperate yet. Amy was really clingy and wierd.

"Hey, Faker!"

Sonic caught sight of Shadow, who was sitting at a table in the corner. Sonic wondered over, not really having anything else to do.

"What?" He asked.

"No date?" Shadow asked.

"No."

"Good. I have a plan."

"What kind of plan? This doesn't include firecrackers and the janitor's closet, right?" Sonic asked.

"No. That was last year." Shadow sighed. "Why not start planning the senior prank?"

"Oh, great idea!" Sonic grinned. "I was thinking we take all the silverware from the kitchen and bury it!" He cackled evilly.

Shadow facepalmed. "No."

"Oh. Then what should we do?"

"We hatch a plan to prank Robotnik."

"That's not a good idea!" Sonic gasped.

"Yes, it is. You're just daft."

"Well, how would we prank him? He can get us expelled...or worse!"

"My old locker is a great place to start." Shadow said. "If, perhaps, we put something annoying and blue in it, it can attract attention. While Robotnik is occupied with that, Silver and I can sneak into his office and pull the best prank Emerald High has ever seen."

"I like that plan! Except for the locker part." Sonic frowned. "What do you mean by 'annoying and blue'?"

"I'll let you figure that one out." Shadow said.

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"HEY, I PAID FOR THESE!" Sonic shouted as the security guard shoved him out the doors and into the parking lot. He dropped a few of the 54 cookies he was carrying.

"IT DIDN'T HAVE A LIMIT NOW, DID IT? I COULD EAT AS MANY COOKIES AS I WANT!" Sonic shoved a few into his mouth to prove his point. "NOW LET ME BACK IN!"

The guard rolled his eyes and walked back inside, locking the door behind him. Sonic sat on the curb, eating his cookies and sobbing.

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