The Prank: pt 1

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"I understand you caused quite the scene at prom."

"I just wanted cookies!"

Robotnik sighed and folded his hands across his desk. "Still, this behaviour is unacceptable. Detention for a week."

"I JUST WANTED COOKIES!" Sonic wailed. "Some of us are forever alone and we need sweet sugary goodness to keep us from collapsing into the pit of suffocating depression!"

"Detention. For a week." Robotnik repeated.

"You can't make me."

"I can make you repeat senior year."

"OH NOOO!" Sonic gasped in horror. "You wouldn't!"

"I would."

"ANYTHING BUT MORE SCHOOL AND EDUCATION!" Sonic pleaded. "ANYTHING!"

"Then report for detention for a week."

"THANK YOU!"

Sonic was escorted out of the office and back into the hall. He thought for a second, then muttered, "I can't wait for this prank..."

Cackling evilly, he walked off back to class.

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"Are we all ready Alpha One? Do you copy, Alpha One?" Sonic asked.

"Shut up." Shadow said over the phone. "Silver, is everything ok at your end?"

"Yeah." Silver said.

"Three way call is wierd." Sonic added. "I want to pay equal attention to you both, but I can't..."

"Are we ready?" Tails asked in the background of Silver's connection.

"Yes," Shadow responded. "Begin with segment 1 of the prank."

"Alright!" Silver gleefully giggled.

Sonic cast a nervous glance out of the supply closet he was hidden in. In his line of sight was Shadow's old locker, something purple leaking out the bottom of it. He didn't have to wait long before the first part of the prank was set in motion.

'Ring ring! Ring ring!'

"Ok, it's ringing." Sonic said.

Shadow's locker emitted an assortment of beeps and rings, which slowly escalated in volume. Before long, a group of teachers had gathered around the disruptive locker, muttering amongst themselves. Sonic pulled a small camera from his sock.

"Get out of the way!" A voice commanded. The teachers stepped to the side to allow Robotnik access to the locker. He had to shout above the ringing.

"Who did this?!"

"I don't know!" One of the teachers responded.

Sonic pressed record on the camera and aimed it at the scene unfolding in front of him.

"Get it open!" The principal demanded.

"We can't, sir! It is the cursed locker!"

Big the Cat waddled up beside the group, a crowbar in hand. "...do you need help?" He asked.

"Give me that!" Robotnik grabbed the crowbar from him and went to work prying the door open.

"Oh maaan...!" Sonic giggled to himself.

"What? Is it working?" Silver asked.

"Yeah, I think so!"

With a loud cracking and a scream, the locker door flew off its hinges and smacked into Big, knocking him to the floor. A wave of purple goop rushed from the locker and covered Robotnik from head to toe. The smell of artificial grapes hung in the air.

One of the teachers retrieved a old cell phone, where it was sealed in a plastic bag, and turned off the obnoxious ringing. Everyone stood in stunned silence.

"I. Hate. That. Hedghog." Robotnik hissed, wiping grape jelly off his face.

"Uh...guys? I think he knows we pranked him." Sonic whispered fearfully.

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Later, after Sonic's detention

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"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!" Sonic panicked. "WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO REPEAT 12TH GRADE FOREVER!"

"No, we're not. We just have to execute the second part of the plan." Shadow said reasonably.

"What's that again?" Silver asked.

"Remember those thousands of flyswatters Scourge ordered?" Shadow asked. "We're involving the whole school in a deadly fly swatter battle."

"Awesome!" Silver grinned. "Maybe Blaze will finally notice me!"

"Senpai will never notice you." Sonic giggled.

"Hold on, a DEADLY battle?!" Tails gulped. "Isn't that a little extreme?"

"Nah." Shadow shrugged.

"So where are all these fly swatters?" Sonic asked.

"Locked away in the supply closets." Shadow said. "I think it will be easy to get to them as well. I doubt it will be very hard to trick Big into getting them for us."

"And then we have to distribute them." Silver said. "So how will we do that?"

"Hand them out as everyone walks into the school." Shadow said. "I'll take the north doors. You three get the others."

"Ok." Tails nodded. "In the meantime, I'll work on part 3 of the prank."

"Whoa, we haven't even gotten to part 2 yet. Calm down." Sonic wisely said. "What if something goes wrong and we don't even get to part 3? Then what? Do we just give up?"

"We will NEVER give up!" Silver declared. "We are unstoppable seniors! We RULE this school!"

"Yeah!" Tails agreed.

"In the name of The Emerald High Seniors, I declare part 2 of the prank in session!"

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