I am typing this while listening to Night Vale. I think I have a problem. I'm also wearing my stupid headset for some reason *shrug*.
I just want to say that Open Office Writer sucks. Take my advice and NEVER use it. Microsoft Office is the way to go.
The first part is writen by Kayla, then the rest is by me. The line is to show the seperation of what each of us wrote, not a time skip, so you don't get confused.
I apoligize in advance if you think any of your dares sucked, by me or Kayla.
Okay guys we got some dares to do.
"FUCK NO!" yelled Karkat.
SHOOSH
"AW FUCKI-"
SHOOSH
"WHO THE HE-"
SHUT IT NOW KARKAT!
...
Okay, like I was saying before I was so rudely interuppted. You all got some more intriguing dares.
"What the heck!" exclaimed Kayla. "Who would want to dare these guys they are just... nuts."
"wwho are you callin nuts, im royalty" Eridan told her matter-of-factly.
"Fuck off Eridan!" everyone yelled at him in unison.
What are the dares?" asked John and Rachel at the same time.
Oh, sorry. Here are the dares from... Jedi, dares are...
gamzee: watch saw and reinact one scene (without the killing)
karkat: (and this is for the reveiwer dipshits who like to ship him) no shipping him for two chapters.
Dave: you get a magic (SHUT UP ERIDAN) unlimited apple juice fridge go nuts
Nepeta: catnip (evil laugh)
John: do the windy thing avatar style
Vriska: laser pointer (you know what to do I hope).
Sollux: play skyrim.
So yeah, MoThErFuCkInG bEsT fRiEnD
"I've never seen the fucking shit in my life." Gamzee said.
"WELL FUCK THAT CRAP WE AINT DOING THAT CAUSE I'M GONNA BE PICKED TO HELP." Karkat shouted.
Skipping to Dave's!
"fucking awesome" he said as he got handed the fridge full of aj. "It's like fucking christmas up in here."
nep your thoughts on bag o' nip
"It's purrfection!" Nepeta said happily.
"Dooo I havvve tooo." John complained.
Yessss
John sighed and did the windy thing avatar style. After a few minutes of everything in the room being blown around all over the place, and everyone pleading him stop, he finally did.
"Great, now we need to clean this shit up,"sighed Kayla.
Don't worry about it. *narrator snaps her fingers and the room returns back to the way it was.*
"Thanks" Kayla breathed.
"What's this shit?" Vriska asked.
"Ye2222!" exclaimed Sollux.
Alright guys, settle down. We've got more.
This one is from Guest reviewer Leok:
Hi! I wanted to come up with some dares so, here they are!
John&Dave: Kiss!
Karkat: Dress up as a cat :3
Nepeta: Tell me your OTP that does not involve you
Sollux&Eridan: Say one thing you like about each other.
Feferi: if you had to kill one person in the room who would it be?
Aradia: What is your favorite movie?
Rose: Knit someone of your choosing a scarf.
Jade: use puns for the rest of the chapter.
Johndave!
"Guys, I told you! I am not a homosexual." John announced.
"Oh, just shut up and make out with me, Egderp." said Dave grabbing the smaller boy by the shoulders and pulling him into a kiss that lasted a full ten seconds before pulling away to reveal a dazed John and a smirking Dave. Rachel is sitting on the couch with wide eyes and hands covering her mouth as she tries (and fails) not show how happy this has made her.
"Excuse me!" she shouts as she stands up and runs den the hall and into the den to let out a fangirl shriek, then proceed to go under the pepsicola tag on tumblr off her phone until she ca regain her composure.
Meanwhile, Kayla looks weirded out as a non-DaveJohn shipper.
Next! Karkat, the cat costume is in Kayla's parents'room. Go.
Karkat trudges into the other room, not even bothering to fight, knowing he will still have to go through with it anyway. He comes out a few minutes later dressed in cat suits, with ears, and a tail, and everything. Everyone bursts out laughing.
"Karkitty! You look so adorapurr!" Nepeta tells him, in hopes to cheer him up.
"YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER."
Nepeta?
"Well, I think Aradia and Sollux are pawsitively adorapurr!"
Sollux. Eridan.
"wwell, i guess sol has pretty sweet psionic powwers, or somethin"
"yeah, and you have a pretty impre22ive power of pi22ing off everyone you meet."
Feferi?
"Oh, I couldn't possibly c)(oose t)(at! It's too M—EAN! I couldn't kill any of my friends."
Aradia?
"My fav0rite Earth m0vie is the Nightmare Bef0re Christmas."
Rose.
"I choose Dave. For ironic purposes, of course."
"Damn straight." Dave told his sister.
Jade.
"Oh, but I'm not very punny."
...
Moving on.
We have one more dare left.
This is from livvykitty:
Ooo, here's an interesting game for everyone!
Everyone: I want all the humansand trolls here to pick a number 1 to 90. No repeates! Each of these numbers represts a song on my Ipod. Basically,. Your going to choose which sing you sing with out knowing what it is until the last moment. This is going to be all over the place. My music choices are bipolar as hell. Cute love songs are alongside songs about twisted versions of Wonderland or 19th century insane assylums. Heavy rock meets peppy pop. I have raps and just plain weird songs. You may get a song that doesn't fit. But I dont' care!
There was also one more, but it is a secret until it gets carried out! Karkat come here!
"WHERE?" the short troll replied. "YOU'RE JUST A VOICE IN THE SKY."
Oh, true, true. Then just go over to Rachel.
The angry troll rolled his eyes and crossed the room to where the brunett fangirl was sitting on the couch after she had returned to the room with everyone else a minute ago. She whispered his dare into his ears, and a small smirk took place on his face. Yes. This was going to be a good one.
Alright everyone! Pick a number between 1 and 90 when I call your name. John:
"5."
Rose:
"22."
Dave:
"37."
Jade:
"4."
Karkat:
"9."
Terezi:
"45."
Gamzee:
"60."
Kanaya:
"21."
Vriska:
"8!"
Of course. Aradia:
"10."
Nepeta:
"33."
Equius:
"87."
Tavros:
"uH,, uM,, 15!"
Eridan:
"81."
Feferi:
"14. Glub!"
Sollux:
"2."
Of course. Rachel:
"73."
Kayla:
"13."
Very good.
"CAN I TAKE OFF THIS DAMN CAT SUIT NOW?"
Hm. It didn't say how long you had to wear it, so I guess.
"THANK YOU." Karkat made his way into the other room to change back into his normal clothes.
Now it's getting late. I think we will stop for the night. Everyone can do whatever they want, go to sleep, get high, I don't care. Just don't start a fire and don't leave... not that you have the choice *wink*.
Karkat's secret dare will be up in the next chapter. Dave's scarf will also be ready.
Oh, and if you want to dare me & Kayla things, that is a thing you can do. All children may be dared but the narrator. Cuz the narrator's just awesome like that. Make sure you PM me your dares. And don't forget that you can ask truths too!
See you next update...