OHMYLADYGAGAGUYSIAMSOSORRYFORTAKINGFOREVERTOUPDATE even with Kayla bugging me everyday I kept putting it off I'm so sorry. But if you've ever read any of my other stories, you've seen how long it takes me to update.
Dear wonderful Guest reviewer Iceflower: Yeah, I guess you can submit dares through review (people are doing it anyway), but I had to change some things on the first chapter (you won't see it because I changed it soon after it was originally posted) which included submitting dares through reviews, so I guess you can do that, but if you have an account please PM me for anything you want me to write so I don't get in trouble, because the last thing we want is for this story to end, right guys?
Just imagine your patron troll knocking on your door one Saturday morning and asking if you wanted to hang out, then spend all day talking to them about all the stuff you guys both like and have in common. Kanaya and I would spend hours talking about clothes and books. It would be awesome.
I hate Gamzee's quirk. That's all there is to say on the matter.
"Dave I finished your scarf." Rose called to her brother. She was currently sitting at the dining room table with Kanaya, while Dave was in the living roomwatching TV with Rachel, John and Kayla.
"sweet." he got up and went over to the blonde girl and wrapped his new scarf around his neck. It was red to match his god tier outfit. "this is so ironic." he sat back on the couch inbetween the two girls. Rachel was looking at him and grinning. "what?"
"Nothing. You just look flawless, that's all." Rachel responded giggling.
"damn right i look flawless." John and Kayla rolled their eyes.
"Well guys I'm getting kinda tired. I'll see you in the morning." John told the others.
"Okay. Night John." Rachel said.
"Night." Kayla and Dave muttered, engrossed in the episode of FRIENDS that was playing, because neither of them had seen it before, while Rachel had probably seen it four hundred and thirteen times.
John walked out of the room, and as he stepped inside of it, shut the door to Kayla's room where Nepeta, Jade, Feferi, and Tavros were already sleeping. For some reason the make out room was also the sleeping room.
"There's not going to be room for anyone else to sleep in there, now." Kayla commented. "I'm surprised the five of them all fit in there."
"Eh, we'll figure it out." Rachel told her friend. "But right now, I gotta go grab Karkat. He can fulfill his dare now."
"what was he supposed to do anyway?" Dave asked.
"Yeah." Kayla echoed, leaning in.
Rachel hesitated, the gave in and told the two in a hushed tone. When she was done, each of them had an amused look on their faces.
"Yeah, I know right? I gotta go get him now." Rachel walked down the hall into the den, where Karkat and Sollux were playing CoD, while Aradia, Vriska, Eridan, Equius, and Terezi were watching. Gamzee was in the backyard getting his high fixed. Sollux was totally winning the game, and it was pissing Karkat off.
"Hey guys? Can you pause the game for a second? I need Karkat." Rachel said.
"2ure, maybe you can teach kk how to play a video game." Sollux said, pausing the game.
"I doubt it, I'm pretty bad at video games," Rachel told Sollux.
Karkat glared at Sollux, then Rachel, then back to Sollux, then back to Rachel, before sighing, and giving up and following Rachel out of the room. Inside the kitchen, Rachel told Karkat that it was time to fulfill his dare. That bit of news cheered him up. Well, at least as cheered up as the mutant troll could be.
Karkat sauntered into the bathroom to gather his supplies, which consited of one bathtub bomb and a tub of water.
"THIS IS GONNA BE EXACTLY WHAT THE PRANK-PULLING ASSHOLE DESRVES." Karkat noted. He opened the door to Kayl's room and dragged the tub of water right in front of the sleeping nerd, and dropped the bath tub bomb in the water. Instantly, the water turned into foam, and started pouring out of the tub, onto the human boy. Bit by bit it covered him up, but he didn't wake up, which made it even funnier. Slowly, Karkat backed away from John and left the room, Rachel following, and shutting the door.
The two hurried into the den with Dave and Kayla, and the four kids began to laugh.
"I can't wait till he wakes up and sees what happened!" Kayla managed inbetween giggles.
"man, he's gonna flip." Dave assured. That made them all laugh harder.
"so what are you guys up to" Dave asked stepping into the den. Once he, Rachel, Kayla, and Karkat and regained control of themsleves, they had finished the episode of FRIENDS Rachel, Dave, and Kayla had originally been watching, then the four returned to the den, where Terezi had filled Karkat's spot and was beating Sollux on CoD.
"ii don't get iit? How ii2 a bliind giirl beatiing me iin a viideo game?"
"B3C4US3 1'M 4W3SOM3, TH4T'S HOW."
Well, since we're all here, who wants to do a couple dares?
"Ugh, not you again!" cried Kayla.
Rachel shot her a look. "I don't know how to take that." In case you forgot, Rachel and the narrator are the same person.
*ignoring Kayla's rudeness* First up, is from Rubicksmaster again:
Aradia. You. Me. Watch Nightmare Before Christmas together. Rose. Why is your favorite number 22? I was born on 8/22, so I just wanted to know why.
"I wouldn't say 22 is my favorite number, in fact I don't think I have a favorite number. 22 was simply just the first number that came to mind when I was called on." Rose replied.
Aradia.
"Sure, I w0uld l0ve t0 wact the Nightmare Bef0re Christmas with you."
*Narrator suddely appearifies Rubicksmaster into the room. She looks startled, then when she sees where she is, begins to fangirl.*
"I knooooow riiiight?" Rachel says to her, immediately aware of how she's feeling.
Aradia and Rubicksmaster walk out of the den and into the living room where the movie is getting ready to play. Rachel and Kayla run after the other girls, wanting to watch one of their favorite movies with them and be cool losers.
"That. Was. Awesome." Rubicksmaster says to the other girls, who nod in agreement.
Alright, movie's over. Time for you to go.
"awwww," she says. Aradia and Kayal look at her sympathetically.
"It's okay," Rachel says. "Here, have some cookies." Rachel hands the other girl a basket of chocolate chip cookies.
"Sweet!" Rubicksmaster says happily and takes the basket.
*snap*
Rubicksmaster suddenly disappears and reappears back in her room, where no one can see her, in front of her computer screen, with this fanfiction pulled up on the screen, ready for her to read. And her basket of cookies in hand of course.
"She was quite nice." Aradia comments.
"Yeah, she was pretty rad." Rachel replies.
At that moment, John rushes out of Kayla's room, covered in bubbles. Immediately the three girls start to giggle.
"You look stupid." Rachel announces bluntly.
"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?" John yells at her, eyes wide in confusion.
...
It was Karkat's secret dare...
"KARKAT!" John yelled, running into the den where everyone was. Aradia, Rachel, and the other one rush after him, openly laughing at the boy. Vriska was now playing CoD against Terezi, because she had called playing winner. Immediately everyone's attention turned towrds the boy in bubbles and began to laugh.
"It isn't funny!" John shouted at them, losing some steam already.
"it totally is,bro. and you so desrve it for always pulling all those pranks on all of us all the time." Dave said to his best bro.
"yeah, maybe..." John sighed. "yeah, i guess your right. heh heh."
"John, maybe you should go dy off and change," Kayla suggested.
"yeah, your right, kayla. but i don't have anything to change into." he said with a shrug.
Not a problem *snap*
"let me guess. an exact replica of my outfiit is in Kayla's parents' room.
Aww, you know me so well, John. I'm touched.
John left the room to go change.
Next up! This is from Demonofthesilverstars:
:D
so much yes in one place
Okay, everytroll meet your grubselves. *GRUBS STICK AROUND FOR 6 CHAPTERS AND THEY GET TO PLAY WITH ONE ANOTHER*
Kids meet you baby selves *THEY STICK AROUND AND PLAY TOO*
Trolls: Opinions on your dancestor? Be brutally honest.
Kids: Opinions on your pet/parent/sibling... whoever the fuck takes care of you basically.
Also, KUNG FU COCK CRUSHER! *kicks eridan in the crotch, then flies away screaming "ABSCOND"*
... Okay then.
Eridan doubbles over, holding his crotch area "OWW FUCK! wwhy wwould you fuckin do that"
"Clearly they don't like you," Kayla said to him.
"Um, maybe you should like, go ice that, in a room that's, well, not here..." Rachel said.
Feferi helps Eridan to the bathroom and hands him an ice pack, then runs back to the group. Everyone silently agrees to never speak of this.
Okay, grub selves, coming at ya.
All the trolls grubselves appearify into the den. Rachel is overcome with the adorableness of them all, while Karkat has flashbacks of being in the veil and creating them all in the first place. He becomes very weirded-out and pissed off.
Next the babies appearify. John becomes overwhelmed with the need to reinact a scene from Con Air or whatever dumb movie the bunny scene is from.
Guys.
...
Guys.
...
GUYS!
Everyone is currently way too busy playing with the grubs and babies too listen to the narrator.
*sigh*
...
So.
Guys.
Are you like, ready yet or anything?
...
Kayla sighed. "When is the narrator just going to leave us all alone and let us play with the babies and grubs already?" she whispered to Rachel.
"I don't know. She's getting really annoying about it though," she whispered back.
I can here you guys, you know.
"Damn, how?" Rachel asked aloud.
Because I am the narrator and I am awesome.
"True, true."
"Really, Rach? Is this just a new way you've invented to talk to yourself without looking crazy?" Kayla queried.
"First off, it's 'hashtag cray' according to Joey Graceffa," Kayla rolled her eyes. "Second, I always look hashtag cray. And third..." Rachel blinked. "I need help." she frowned and sat down to re-evaluate her life.
Okay, let's just carry on already.
Trolls, what are your opinions on your dancestors? Blood order, starting with Karkat.
"HE FUCKING TALKS TO MUCH, ITS FUCKING ANNOYING."
"She's an immature meddling drama queen."
"i, uH, aDMIRE HIS, uH, cONFIDENCE."
"he'2 a liittle weiird, but he'2 okay."
"She's a purrfect shipper!"
"I Think She's Stylish, But Intimidating."
"SH3'S TOT4LLY R4D!"
"She's cool, but her stories take foreeeeeeeever."
"He is alright."
"Ah, Im ChIlL wItH tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR."
"i hate him. he's an asshole."
"She glubbin scares me!"
Okay, time for the kids. Let's go with your guardian who raised you. Statring with John, then Rose, then Dave, then Jade.
"Well, I loved my Dad, but I just wish he didn't bake so many cakes all the time." Rachel and Kayla steal glances at each other due to the Degrassi reference they could make here, but silently agree it best not to talk about it.
"Considering my Mom was drunk all the time, I pretty much raised myself."
"Bro was cool, but some a those strifes fuckin hurt man."
"My Grandpa was great! I mean, before he died and everything."
Kayla stares at the kids for a moment before whispering to Rachel, "I can why they're all so fucked up now."
Okay I hope that was a satisfactory ending?
So I was talking to Kayla a few days ago about the dancestors, I was like "you'd have to be brain damaged not to ship mitula" AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID AND I WAS LIKE OH GOD and she laughed at me and I was so disappointed in myself.
Next chapter is a "special" chapter. I can't really explain it now, but you'll see soon enough. In the meantime, make sure to send me dares for chapter three!
See you next update...