OHMYGOD GUYS I am so so sorry it's been forever since I updated. But ya know, school shit, plus I'm in middle school so I don't get home till like 4:10 everyday (or maybe that's just in my area idk) and since I'm taking freaking 10th grade classes theres like, homework I can't do in under half an hour. Sorry, I just hate school.

BUT ANYWAYS I'm on break now until January 2nd SO I'M DETERMINED TO GET STUFF DONE.

This is a sepcial chapter of dares Kayla wanted me to do. She said to go by MagicTurtleQueen because she is a loser. Actually she just said MagicTurtleQueen; I added the loser part. But let's face it, it's true.

Karkat can't curse, be sarcastic, rude, or anything mean to any of the trolls or humans.

"WHAT?" Karkat cried out, astonished.

"Wow, ok, Karkat, um, why you just, like, go outside for the rest of the chapter, or something?" Rachel suggested.

Karkat thought this over for a minute. "YEAH, FINE. WHATEVER." unhappily, the short troll stomped off. A moment later a door slam was heard.

Next. Nepeta's thoughts on Mueloz.

"I think it's an adorapurr ship!" the cat-troll exclaimed happily.

"I. TOTALLY. Agree. It is my OTP." Kayla told her. Then, the two of them began to talk about their shared ship.

2 down... however many of these l,eft to go! John becomes a man and makes a move on Rachel.

Rachel facepalms x2 combo. "Kayla, go to hell." Rachel calmly tells her friend, whilst still covering her face.

"Heehee heehee!" Kayla laughs evilly with the annoying little smirk on her face that Rachel loathes so.

Glancing over at the blushing Heir of Breath sitting beside her, Rachel says, "you don't have to do anything, I don't care. Kayla's just a dick."

"Oh, okay," John says looking down at his lap. A second later he leans over and gives Rachel a small kiss on the cheek and pulls away quickly before absconding the fuck out of the room. Rachel smilies stupidly, and covers her face in her hands again to try to regain her composure. Everyone else in the room makes a big deal about it and commences to tease Rachel.

"All of you shut the fuck up and go to hell," Rachel yells at them. "GO, that was almost as awkward as the time Bryce asked to kiss me on the cheek," she mutters to herself.

Dave's true thoughts on Kayla

"well, shit, i mean, yeah shes totally cool. she can sing p good and shes one hell of a badass. and shes real cute and shit too. and-"

"Whoa, Dave, keep those teenage hormones inside your pants," Rachel says the coolkid,completely nailing the poker face. Everyone laughs because, hell, that was fucking funny, and Kayla blushes while laughing and yelling at Rachel that she's a perv and need to shut the hell up. Through all this commotion, Dave just kinda sits there, then after a moment speaks up.

"look, i aint ashamed of anything. and im not gonna dork out like egderp and runaway all embarassed and shit." Everyone looks at each for a moment, not 100% sure what he means until Dave turns to the girl sitting beside him and plants one right on her. Then, like a boss, turns back aropund and takes a sip of aj like nothing out of the ordinary just happened.

"Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god oh my god. No. Nope nope nope." Kayla stammers, totally freaking out. She grabs Rachel by the arm and yanks her into a private room where the two of them will discuss that Kayla jsut got her first real kiss.

And in the meantime, the final dare.

Gamzee and Sollux eat mind honey.

"fuck no." Solux says.

"Im DoWn FoR wHaTeVeR." Gamzee assures.

"Oh fuck," all the pother trolls grumble in unison.

Suddenly a jar of mind honey appears right in front of Sollux and Gamzee. Gamzee grabs a spoon and sticks it in the jar without hesitation, and Sollux reluctantly follows suit. Everybody runs like hell out of the room.

Okay, guys. Eat the mind honey.

10 minutes later

"OHMYGOD EVERYONE IS GOING FUCKING HASHTAG CRAY!" Rachel screams at the top of her lungs. And she is right. The whole place is complete pandemonium. Sollux is shooting lasers from his eyes and screaming and attcking people while riding on Gamzee's back while the taller troll even looks frightened, and thrashes around in a futle attempt to get him off.

Everyone runs down the street trying to get as far away from that mess and possible.

"COME ON GUYS! LETS GO TO MY HOUSE!" Rachel shouts to all the humans and trolls. Not bothering to stick around any longer and see if they heard her or not, she jsut prays that they all did and runs down the busy street. Why did Kayla have to live right by a main road?

So there you guys, I finally did the "special" chapter. Personally, I think the ending was a mess. I had the last dare set up to be first and I had already written a little bit of it, but I didn't really know how to finish it, so I moved it to the end and ended up having to remove some diaolgue because Rachel and Kayla ended up leaving the room, so I'm not sure that it flows that well anymore.

Oh well! I will try to get the next real chapter up before break is over. No, not try. I WILL! I PROMISE! I HAVE MADE YOU GUY WAIT LONG ENOUGH FOR ME!

So sometimes I get dramatic^^^^^^^^^ -_-

Ugh, I'm a ratchet-ass mess it is almost 2am what is life?

See you next update...