Okay, I said I'd update yesterday, and I was going to but I ended up going bowling with my mom and brother, then I tried to update when I got home before I had to leave for my sleepover, but my internet was being weird and I didn't have time. And I would have updated earlier today when I got home, but I'm borrowing the book Fangirl from my friend and I've been reading it all day. Has anyone else read it? It's SOO GOOD. Cath is literally me.
Enough of my rambling, on with the story.
"Okay, you can set him down here." Rachel motioned to the bed in the guest room, and Gamzee came into the room holding Karkat bridal style in his arms. He placed him on the bed as directed by Rachel. By now he had fallen asleep. Everyone decided it would be a good idea to let him rest for now. "Come on, let's go back downstairs and do more dares," Rachel told Gamzee. To be honest, she was just afraid to be in a room alone with Gamzee.
"Is Karkitty gonna be okay?" Nepeta asked when they got back to everyone else.
"Yeah, don't worry, Nep, he'll be fine. We just gotta let him rest for now, and he'll be good as new. Probably. Let's just do some more dares to get our minds off it."
(Guest) Iceflower:
How I wish I had an account. But sadly, no.
Anywho I have a bit of a torture dare.
Sollux and Dave must be locked in a room with Eridan while he rants about his romantic failures. (Love ya Eri!) How long you may ask? Until their tortured screams echo.
Sollux and Dave groaned audibly. Eridan glared at them for looking so displeased, but then smiled because there was no way they could get out of listening to him. The three of them traveled into the other room, and Kayla locked the door behind them. Not even two minutes later, Kayla and Rachel ran back over to let them out because they were afraid they were about to go deaf.
"man that was fucking torture" Dave complained as he sat down next to Kayla. Sollux simply nodded in agreement, resting his head on Aradia's shoulder, voice to worn out from screaming to even make a witty insult at Eridan's expense.
Rubicksmaster:
I'm too lazy to log on... Any who, another great chapter! This dare is relatively easy, I just want to give Eridan a hug. The more I analyze him, the more I like him.
*I'm actually starting to like Eridan more and more in the last few months. But don't tell him.* Rubicksmaster apperifies and gives Eridan a big hug from behind. He looks startled at first, but then smiles shyly and accepts the hug. Rubicksmaster then leaves just as suddenly as they appeared, which disappoints Eridan a little because, hey, somebody actually likes him for a change.
KJPandaQueen:
Great story!
I have a dare if you'd like it.
Dave: take your shades off and keep your eyes open!
That is all I have fur now Update soon!
Dave rolls his eyes behind his shades even though no one can see it. Knowing Rachel would never let him skip doing the dare, he complies and takes them off. As always everyone is momentarily stunned by how magnificent his eyes are. Once she breaks away from the ttrance, Kayla rips the shsdes out of Dave's hands before he can put them back on.
(Guest) MangaManiac:
Konichiwa! I just wanna say that I like this story SOOO much. Anyway, I got some dares and stuff!
Sollux: Say "She sold sea shells by the sea shore" without lisp
John, Dave, Rose, Jade: (since it is already past Halloween- XD now It's WAYYY passed- I just wanted to do this) transform into monsters! John will be a ghost, Dave will be Medusa (or whatever the male version of Medusa is), Rose will be a hot vampire, and Jade will be a werewolf This will go on until the begining of dawn when the effects wear off.
Rachel: be awesome and have a rainbow dolphin
Eridan: I wanna give you a hug! (Hugs)
Karkat: you are an asshole and I wanna express my feelings to you in a simple manner... FALCON KICK! (kicks Karkat's no-no square, aka crotch, so hard his head smashes through the roof and gets stuck)
That is all for now, I must bid you all farewell.(gets on Hopver scooter and takes out a sharp axe,which she raises up high into the air) TO NARNIA!
"She sthold- ugh. She sold thea- fuck. The thold- FUCK. SHE THOLD- JEGUTH FUCKING CHITHT!" Yeah Sollux isn't able to do that.
"Monster children. I get to deal with that now. Fun," Rachel rolls her eyes.
"You're the one who wanted to do this in the first place, Rach. And you were perfectly aware of how crazy homestucks are." Kayla reminded her. The way awesomer bestie proceeded to push her friend of the couch onto the floor with no regrets.
At that moment, the four kids from the webcomic began to change form. Johyn started to get paler and paler until he was practically see-through. Dave's hair began to hiss and form into smakes. Kayla put his shades back on as quick as possible before he started turning people into stone. Rose also grew paler, but still solid. Her canine teeth grew longer and sharper until they were fangs that poked out of her lip just slightly. Jade started growing fur all over her body, though her clothes.
"Are we supposed to re-enact a twilight scene now or something?" Rachel whispered to Kayla. "Or nah?" Suddenly a huge splash was heard and everyone ran outside, authoress in the lead. In the pool was a dolphin! AND IT WAS RAINBOW-COLORED.
"OHMYGOSH HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU HOLY FRICK." Rachel exclaimed all at once while rushing up to hug the dolphin. Once she had begun to stroke the dolphin, she calmed down a little. "Thank you. Thank you so much. This is the nicest thing. I don't know if I mentioned it, but dolphins are my favesies. *still petting new pet dolphin* I really needed this after all the bullshit I've put up with. I will name him Bob. Bob the Dolphin. Yes. It is perfect."
At some point during Rschel's little dolphin moment, people began to drift back inside. When Eridan arrived at the living room, MangaManic was there waiting for him, and they hugged before she snuck upstairs, and roughly woke Karkat.
"UGH, WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS SLEEPING. WAIT, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
She just grinned and kicked him in the bone bulge so hard his head popped out the ceiling. Out still in the backyard, caressing the blessed animal, rachel watched the angry troll's head pop up, and sighed.
MangaManic then got on a Hopver scooter, took out a sharp axe, which she raised high up in the air and shouted "TO NARNIA!" Overhearing this even all the way in the back yard, it was that loud, Rachel whispered, "at dawn we rise."
And finally, the last dare. Whew! I thought we would never get through! It's from livvykitty:
Well, it's a little creepy how well some of these songs fit. It's pretty weird. *blinks*
Dares! (And the first two songs are to be sung!)
Karkat: The sopng you chose fits very well! I'm actually happy you chose it~! You'll be singing 'I Will Not Bow' by Breaking Benjamin.
Vriska: You're the next singer because the song's title is just ironic. You'll be singing 'Justice Breaker' by Gumi. PLEASE SING IT IN ENGLISH.
Dave: Get in a car and do a burnout in front on some cops (perferably Terezi and Sollux), flip them off and drive away. Try not to be arrested.
John: *gives the windy boy a box of ultimate pranks*
Aradia: Pull an Indian Jones (Or Troll Indian Jones), swing on your whip and rescue Sollux like the damsel in distress we all know he is.
That's all for now~! *flies away*
Rachel finally walked back into the living room around the same time Karkat managed to get his head unstuck from the roof. "OHMYGOSH I love that song!" Rachel smiled happily, ignoring the fact that Karkat was still rubbing his head and hoping he didn't have a concussion, and pulled him to the front of the room and handed him a microphone that she seemingly pulled out of nowhere. She handed him a sheet of paper with the lyrics hastily written on it (when did she even have time to do that?). She turned on a kareoke version of the song and Karkat grumpily began to sing. Rachel, Kayla, and Aradia sat in the front row fangirling. (Idk I just see that as the time of music Aradia would listen to.)
Fall.
Now the dasrk begins to rise.
Save your breath, it's far from over.
Leave the lost and dead behind.
Now's your chance to run for cover.
I don't want to change the world.
I just wanna leave it colder.
Light the fues and burn it up.
Take the path that leads to nowhere.
All is lost again.
But I'm not giving in.
I will not bow.
I will not break.
I will shut the world away.
I will not fall.
I willnot fade.
I will take your breath away.
Fall.
Watch thr end through dying eyes.
Now the dark is taking over.
Show me where forever dies.
Take the fall and run to Heaven.
All is lost again.
But I'm not giving in.
I will not bow.
I will not break.
I will shut the world away.
I will not fall.
I willnot fade.
I will take your breath away.
And I'll survive, paranoid.
I have lost the will to change.
And I am not proud, cold-blooded fake.
I will shut the world away.
Open your eyes!
I will not bow.
I will not break.
I will shut the world away.
I will not fall.
I will not fade.
I will take your breath away.
And I'll survive; paranoid.
I have lost the will to change.
And I am not proud, cold-blooded fake.
I will shut the world away.
Fall.
After he finished singing, Rachel, Kayla, and Aradia continued fangirling really hard. Shouty rolled his eyes at them and went into the kitchen to get an ice pack for his head, which was growing a rather significant bump.
Vriska then hopped up on stage and began to sing her song.
Picking up the broken mask,
In emptiness, I allow myself to take it.
Shall I reveal to you
The things I have seen up until now?
For example,
If you want to create
A story that will make you want to cry
Would be it
Alright fo rme to kill
A kind and gentle
Heroine?
If she dies
Then everyone
Would cry and say
"We have no dreams!"
You say?
I don't need that sort of hipocrisy.
I realize now,
I am only and ordinary
Picture.
However, there isn't that
"What shall we do?"
It's real life, I say!
If I can't love
I can't go on living!
I'm going to
Go and break
Someone's justice.
I will continue to live doing that.
These eyes watch over the world.
Few wishes and hopes will be chosen.
The ones that blookm vividly are
The memories of someday, unknown.
Right now,
If we want to grab the future,
Fantasies that will become nothing
Need to be disposed of immediately.
Isn't honesty the best,
then nothing can frighten me!
Let's say,
I break your justice.
There is no
"What shall we do?"
The liars laugh.
Ther is no
"What shall we do?"
The honest laugh.
I say they love nothing!
I say you will not disappear!
Look, get up on yor feet,
Look ahead.
And then,
I will go
And break someone's
Justice
And then,
We will all
Go on
Loving the world
I say,
We will become the ones
Laughing in the end.
Trusting in that,
I will continue like this.
Everybody claps and Dave gets up goes out into the front yard. He opens the car door and hops inside. Rolling his eyes, he does the burnout, just as Terezi and Sollux come outside dressed in Troll cops uniforms. He quickly flips them off and drives away (way over the speed limit). Terezi and Sollux hop in the other car and follow him. Halfway down the road, they manage to get him to pull over. Sollux slams him against the side of the car, smirking, and puts him in handcuffs. Laughing like a maniac, Terezi licks Dave's face and guides him back to the house.
The three of them get back in the living room just as John's opening his box of pranks. "Hehehe this is gonna be so awesome!" he exclaims. But wait! When he opens the box it turns out not to be a box of ultimate pranks, but is actually a prank on him! A bunch of toy snaks and streamers pop in his face. Everyone else laughs so hard that they can't even breathe, because the windy boy so totally deserves it.
All of a sudden, the scene changes. Sollux is huddled on an escarpment, with a huge boulder barreling toward him. He has nowhere to go. If he jumps off the ledge, he'll plummet fifteen hundred feet and land with a splat! ultimately killing him. But if he stays right where he is the boulder will flatten him. He panics, unsure what to do, with only about five seconds before the boulder runs him over. Suddenly, Aradia, dressed up as Troll Indiana Jones, swings in, grabs Sollux by the waist, saves the him from death and places him safely on another ledge nearby. Then they proceed to have sloppy makeouts.
The scenery switches back to the house, but the couple doesn't notice and continues making out.
Well, that's all for now. Hope everyone enjoyed.
Uh, spring break is almost over. That makes me really sad. And then when I get back to school, I'm basically going ot have non-stop testing until summer. UH! IT'S SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST SMELL IT! But that would be weird. And I'm not Terezi so I kinda can't do that... yeah.
Enough of my rambling, PM with dares, blah blah blah, you know the drill.
See you next update...