... so hey. Um, so yeah i did that thing where I don't update for four months again... oops. (goddammit i sound like i don't care but i honestly truly am super sorry I'm just a piece of shit and i suck ugh)
ANNOUNCEMENT: As some of you may or may not know, a while ago I wrote a gamnep one shot for my friend (Kayla). I received a lot of positive feedback on it, and still continue to do so every now and then. (I honestly hadn't even realized how popular the ship was). Anyway, due to all the lovely people who enjoyed it, I will be writing another gamnep story! *Fangirl screams* And this time it will be a whole fic, not just a one shot. I'm not sure when it will be coming out, but I have already started working on it, and as soon as I finish the first chapter and figure out a name, I will post it. Also, if you haven't read my one shot and wish to do so, just go to my profile and check my stories, the title is called 'Meowracles'. Alright, you may continue.
To Guest reviewer EbinJay: No, I wasn't planning on putting the dancestors in here. That's just a lot of characters to keep up with, and yeah, I'll leave that to Hussie. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
Rachel finally comes back inside and lies down on the laps of Kayla, Dave, and Karkat, who all happened to end up sitting next to each other. The three assholes looked at each other, nodded, and pushed the girl onto the floor in unison.
"FUCK... YOU GUYS!" She manages to gasp out inbetween bouts of laughter. For some reason the weird girl finds it hilarious when people shove her onto the floor...
ON WITH THE DARES!
First dare is from livvykitty:
Hello, and I'm back with more dares! *Ignores John's booing* Egbert, you had it coming.
Dave and Rose: I don't know how this is possible, but both of you chose companion songs to one another. *shakes head* How does this even work out? Sure, it's ironic because I was going to write a story based off the "Story of Evil" song series and originally chose you two as the main characters, but... Just. Rose will be singing "Daughter of Evil" by Rin Kagamine and Dave will be singing "Servant of Evil" by Len Kagamine. You are allowed to alter the lyrics to fit your personalities.
Links to the songs (take out spaces):
Daughter of Evil (I couldn't find a good English version, so please just use the English words on this): : / / www. youtube watch? v=q46O sg9 C4pA
Servant of Evil (This is in English!): : / / www. youtube watch? v=t1i7 _ MzR Aqo
I will just blame the song occurrence on magic and move on to two other dares.
John: Karkat is a grub and you must take care of him because the others are being douches and refuse to help or are dealing with their own stuff! What will you do?
Vriska: Jeff the Killer is suddenly after you! Run, Spider8itch, run!
And now, a gift.
Everyone: *singsong* Who wants ice cream?
John's booing is quietly heard in the background. "Shut up Egderp!" Rachel yells while picking up a pillow that had fallen on the floor by her foot and proceeding to launch it at the boy in glasses.
"I thought you liked him?" whispers Kayla.
Rachel shrugged. "Eh, he's kind of an asshole; it's just an on-off kinda thing. I'm more of a 'Ricky Dillon's bae' kinda girl anyway..." she trails off thinking about Youtubers.
Rose walks up and takes the stage and begins to sing.
Ohohoho-
So, shall we start?
There was once upon a time in another place
An evil kingdom who no person dared to face
And the ruler was a girl so mean
A tiny little princess of only age fourteen!
So many furnitures littered her abode
Her loyal servant who's likeness surely showed
Josephine was what her horse was named
All the riches of the world is what she had claimed.
If you're short on money that's no fearful thing
Just take it from those who you dangle on a string
To those who feel that they want to bring me down
You'll just tidy up my gown.
Now, bow to me!
Evil flowers
Steadily bloom
With an array of colourful doom
But the weeds who feel that they want to stay
They'll just die and and feed me the same anyway.
The princess held a love for a man
Of blue who wasn't very much her fan
But instead he chose his neighbor's girl
Of green who's eyes shone like a pearl.
The princess knew this and was filled with rage
She called the minister locked in her cage
And said in a soft voice to not be heard
"Make sure the green country is badly stirred."
Houses of the people were burned to the ground
So many voices would no longer make a sound
The people who had suffered so much pain
Didn't get pity from the one who'd slain.
"Oh, it's tea time."
Evil flowers
Steadily bloom
With an array of bloodied doom
Even though the flower is so very refined
The thorns had driven it's garden to decline.
To defeat the princess was no easy task
But the people could no longer wear their mask
Like a flock of birds they were led by
A red lady mercenary into the nigh.
All the anger that had built up over the years
Now consumed them without any fears
But the army was battered from the green war
Their attacks were not much of a chore.
Once they fell the countrymen surrounded the court
The servants ran away as time was short
Little woman princess would not pose a fight
And she was finally captured in the night
"You're such a disrespectful man!"
Evil flowers
Steadily bloom
With an array of funest doom
How the paradise that she made for herself
Put this broken doll right back on the wooden shelf.
There was once upon a time in another place
An evil kingdom who no person dared to face
And the ruler was a girl so mean
A tiny little princess of only age fourteen.
She was to be punished at three o' clock
When the church bells resounded a tock
The person who was once royalty
Was bored in jail with no loyalty.
At the time that eventually came
The church bells to her sounded rather lame
Without looking to faces of the crowd
Said she with eyes in a shroud
"Oh, it's tea time."
Evil flowers
Steadily bloom
With an array of colourful doom
Now the people speak of her without a second thought
That daughter of evil had recieved what she sought.
Everybody claps and Rose sits down, her place on the stage taken by her ecto-sibling.
You are my princess, and I am your loyal servant
Destiny divided, the path between two twins
I'll do anything for the sake of protecting you
If I must become evil, this is something I must do.
Expectation welcomed us as we were given life
We were blessed from the church bells with heavenly light.
The adults wanted to use us for their own gain
We could not be together, Our lives were never the same
Even if all of the world's humanity
Turned away from love and became your enemy
I'll defend you and take all of your pain, so please
Keep laughing and smiling so sweetly
You are my princess, and I am your loyal servant
Destiny divided, the path between two twins
I'll do anything for the sake of protecting you
If I must become evil, this is something I will do.
One day when we visited a neighboring country
I met a girl of green who smiled innocently
She was like her highness when she smiled that way
And so then we became, best friends ever since that day
But if her death is my princesses demand
Then my answer is "Princess, your wish is my command."
But I just can't see, why is this happening?
Why are my tears unable to stop falling?
You are my princess, and I am your loyal servant
Destiny divided, the path of broken twins
"Today's snack is brioche," I'll say so cheerfully.
Just to see you reply, laughing innocently
Soon this kingdom will be overthrown in due time
By the citizens who want my princess to die
If this is revenge then her death I won't accept
I am loyal till the end, this is not over yet
I will protect you so please, change into my clothes
As a final act of guarding my beautiful rose
It's alright, don't worry, I am twins with you
Surely no one will ever realize the truth…
So now I'll be your princess, you'll be my fugitive
Destiny tore apart, the lives of broken twin hearts
If sadness is evil, then I am evil too.
I will gladly allow, my blood to flow for you.
Once upon a time there was a land far away
That was desolate of mercy, filled with disgrace
And the lonely princess was someone I always thought
Was a beautiful girl, with a beautiful heart
I am glad I could be with you up to this day(Finally the time had come to say goodbye)
And I am happy knowing my princess is safe(The bells tolled, announcing the end, three times)
I swore I'd protect you until the very end(Without any regard for the public crowds)
So now I'll die for you for I have no regrets(You whispered my favorite phrase to me out loud)
Always you are my princess, my dearest twin sister
(Destiny tore apart, the lives of broken twin hearts
I'll do anything for the sake of protecting you
So that you can go on, and live freely a new.)
If I ever could reveal the wish deep within my heart
I'd want you to be with me, forever in my arms.
(Always you are my princess, my dearest twin sister
Destiny tore apart, the lives of broken twin hearts
Surely we will be able to see each other again
So until then I'll watch over you from heaven.)
"BOOO!" John calls out ironically. Dave smacks him on the back of his head and flips him off before going into the kitchen and grabbing an apple juice. When he gets back Karkat has disappeared and been replaced by a grub Karkat sitting in John's lap. The grub flips its shit and cries hysterically. Everybody awkwardly backs out of the room and ditches the boy who has no idea how to take care of a grub. So he does the only thing he knows how. He grabs a stuffed bunny and reenacts the scene from that movie know one cares about but him.
JOHN PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
The windy boy puts the bunny back in the box.
Over in the next room, Jeff the Killer suddenly appearifies. Vriska's eye bulge and just in time, she bolts out the back door. Jeff the Killer is right on her heels. For a while she manages to outrun him, a the while screaming at everybody to help her out, but they casually pretend to not notice. When the ice cream appearifies, everybody sits down and enjoys, this time genuinely forgetting about their friend in peril. Then, once everybody has finally had their fill of whatever ice cream flavor is their fave, and Jeff the Killer mysteriously disappears out of thin air, allowing Vriska to finally safely collaps to the groud, it's time for the next dare.
Dare from PurrfectCatPuns
okay I have a few dares for you guys
Karkat: You can complain and curse your little stubby horns out all day. Don't worry nubby.
Gamzee: GAMNEP! GAMNEP! GAMNEP! Please be a gentalman and give the Cat Troll a kiss on her cheek.
Nepeta: You're purrfect miss kitty wiskers but you must speak cat puns for three minutes also your thoughts on Kayla's bark beast.
Tavros: *clapps* Clapps for you bro you haven't gotten any crappy dares at all this whole book. I give you claps!
Terezi: Ay my blind badass roleplaying bitch I dare you to roleplay court with Karkat and another of your choosing.
Feferi: You may slap Eridan as if he was the person who dared you to eat a poor cuddlefish.
Dave: Let one person in the room that you like wear your shades and we all know who it is so tell her your feelings!
Vriska: See what I did there you're the 8th dare my cyborg friend, but your dare is to play with Kayla's bark beast Nala.
"Hm. I *WONDER* who this could be," Rachel said sarcastically, glaring at Kayla.
"Hm, I wonder who," Kayla replied smirking which causes the other girl to roll her eyes.
"I FUCKING CURSE ALL THE TIME ANYWAY, I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION YOU IGNORANT SACK OF SHIT. AND DON'T CALL ME NUBBY, I FUCKING HATE THAT."
"Would you perfer Shouty?" Rachel asks.
"FUCK NO, I HATE THAT TOO."
"Karkitty?" asks Nepeta.
"FUCK NO AGAIN."
"K4RKL3S?" asked Terezi with her signature shit eating grin.
"FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK, FUCK NO."
Seeing how this could go on all day, we will be moving on now.
Gamzee walks over to Nepeta in a tux and holding a rose. He presents to cat troll with the rose and gives her a kiss on the cheek. Then the tux is replaced with his usual attire and he sits back in the corner to get high. Meanwhile Kayla stopped breathing.
"Shouldn't mew check on her?" Nepeta asks, already fulfilling her dare with the cat puns (but I mean she does that anyway).
"Nah, she's fine," Rachel lies and grabs a coke. The drink. Not the drug. Drugs are bad kids. Unless they are prescibed by a doctor or they keep you from murdering all your friends. Only then are they good. All the other times they are bad. Kay.
"Well, I purrfur meowbeasts, but I suppose her barkbeast is purrleasant." Nepeta announces to no one in particular.
Tavros blushes as he is applauded. Rachel whispers to him, "you know she only said that so people will dare you stuff now, right?"
"H33H33H33 TH1S W1LL B3 FUN!" Terezi exclaimed as Karkat simultaniously shouted, "AW FUCK." The blind troll then proceeded to tie the short ball of anger to a chair. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"WH3R3 W3R3 YOU ON TH3 N1GHT OF TH3 F1FT33NTH? DON'T L13 TO M3. H33H33."
"I AM NOT FUCKING DOING THIS."
"F1N3. 1F YOU CHOS3 TO B3 D1FF1CULT TH3N YOU W1LL JUST B3 3X3CUT3D." she untied him from the chair and moved to tie to rope into a noose to hang him, but was quickly intercepted by the others.
"Oh hell no. No murders on my watch!" Rachel scolded.
"O) (, well, i dont R-EALLY want to do that,"
"hell naw, ain't nobody wearin my shades without specific coolness authority granted by me." Dave declares.
"Well, if you give that person specific coolness authority, they can wear your shades, and if you like them, then you'll give them permission," Kayla hints.
"fine." he turns to the girl who just spoke. "i hearby grant you coolness authority and full shade wearing ability. can i get a hell yea"
"HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES." Kayla screams in delight, and put the dark shades over her eyes. After a moment when her excitement dies down slightly, she reminds him of the other part of his dare, "and um now youre supposed to tell me you like me."
Dave rolls his eyes, which are actually visible for once, and turns to blonde girl.
"listen kayla i totally dig you. i think you damn fine and super fuckin funny and smart too and you've got an amazing voice you're talented as hell. you deserve an awesome guy, and its just your luck that i happen to be one. so do you wanna go out"
"OHMYMOTHERFUCKINGGODYES!" Dave's new bae replies, turning everyone else in the room deaf.
"OMG I ship it so much, they are so adorapurr!" Nepeta whispers to Rachel.
"She's cheating on Crawford Collins," Rachel whispers back.
Nala appearifies and Vriska relaxes after her terrifying last dare, and plays with her for a while, until it's time for the next dare.
OmgI freakin lovelove this story! Okay now on to my t/d's :3
Karkat: I dareyou to give Nepat least -at least- a kiss on the cheek! (( Much otp3 )) Also GIVE ME A HUG NOOW.
Nepeta: Truth- What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
Kanaya: Truth- Who has the best outfit in the room?
All the boys! : Truth- Who's the cutest girl in the room c;
Rachel: Holy s***. We have the same name lulz :'D Anyways I dare you to dance like an idiot to a song of your choice!
Eridan:I love you! Will you marry me? Grabs your shirt, kisses you then flies away on a swan*
The short troll rolls his eyes, but complies and leans over to give Nepeta a peck on the cheek. Damn, she's getting all the guys, go Nep! Shouty then proceeds too wallk over to where the girl has mysteriously apperified and, rolling his eyes, moves to put his arms around her. Before he can fully do so, the human girl pulls him into a very very tight hug,and he almost isn't able to breathe. For a while.
...
"Okay, stop, we don't want to kill our favorite fictional characters." Rachel tells her, slightly alarmed at how Karkat's face has begun to turn from red to purple. The other Rachel blushes and releases him.
Purrobably when I made all those drawings of me and Karkitty..." Nepeta muses- or shall I say, mewes- HAHAHAHA IM HILARIOUS- quietly.
Kanaya glances around the room, taking everyone's outfilt into consideration. "Rose's," she finally decides.
"That's because you made it," she teases her girlfriend.
Karkat: Terezi
Dave: Kayla
Gamzee: Nepeta
Tavros: Jade
Eridan: Feferi
Sollux: Aradia
John: Rachel
Equius: *sweats nervously* Nepeta
Rachel deadpans. "Well now we must battle so I can become the alpha." she says, then remembers the rest of the dare. "Fuck... Fine, you know what I'm not embarassed." Yes she is. The author turns on 'Good Girls' by 5 Seocnds of Summer and starts to preform, not only dancing, but singing as well. After the first chorus she tries to force Kayla to dance with her.
"Oh hell fucking no, this is your dare, chica, not mine."
Eridan's eyes widen as the other Rachel catches him off gaurd, pulls him by the collar, and kisses him before flying away on a swan.
"Stop! That's porn!" Rachel glares at Eridan as she says in her Miranda sings voice.
so are any of my readers here also readers of my story 'The Strider Reunion'? If so please check out my latest update on the story for some vital news.
augh ok so it's 1am and i'm tired goodnight.
See you next update...