A/N: I've been getting a lot of these. Not complaining~ Requests are closed for now until I finish the ones I've got. Will be re-opened soon!

Also to reviewer, Lorde, Yes, I am Filipino. :)

Disclaimer: HTTYD is property of DreamWorks Animation and Cressida Cowell.

Prompt: "Hiccup and astrid are doing it in hiccups house on his couch and snotlout, the twins, fish, and valka (you can leave val out if you want to) walk in:3 it's just funny awkward, and yeah:))" sent by an Anon on Tumblr.

Summary: It's been pretty hard for Hiccup and Astrid to get some alone time ever since Hiccup became chief. When they finally have some privacy, everyone they were close with just had to walk in on them. HTTYD2 SPOILERS! Set a few months after HTTYD2.

Rated: T

Privacy

You'd think after countless times of being caught by Gobber and Stoick would've taught the young Viking lovers something. Guess that's what love does.

Hiccup and Astrid were in the middle of a passionate lip lock, Astrid's legs tangled with Hiccups as he removed her shirt and fur hoodie. She smiled during the kiss, feeling his hand on her chest. Her fingers got tangled in his hair while her free hand traveled down to his pants. They barely had time to do this ever since Hiccup became chief. Of course, the two took advantage of the time they had at that moment.

He felt her hand down there. He parted their lips for a moment. With his eyebrow raised, he smirked.

She hit him playfully, a giggle escaping her lips. "Don't give me that look."

"What look? I have no idea what you're talking about," he replied.

"Gods, you're such a dork."

"Your dork." He smiled.

She smiled back. "My dork."

Their lips met. Astrid wrapped her hands around his neck as Hiccup was caressing the side of her hips, his other hand caressing her cheek. They didn't hear the door open. They only heard numerous loud gasps and one loud thump. They quickly separated, and Astrid scrambled to cover her chest. Hiccup moved himself just in front of his lady, covering her. Before them were Gobber, Valka, Eret, and the rest of the gang… And a very unconscious Fishlegs.

"Not again," Gobber sighed. "You two should really just do it in your rooms or somewhere more private."

Hiccup groaned. "Do you guys knock?"

"Son, I live here." Valka tried not to laugh at her son's very red face. Astrid slapped her forehead.

"W-why is everyone else here then?" Hiccup asked.

"Looking for you, chief," Ruffnut replied.

"Some people are asking for your help," Eret added, pursing his lips. "But maybe we should have knocked."

"Knowing these two, we should have," Gobber shook his head. "I'm surprised Astrid isn't pregnant, yet."

"How many times have you…?"

"Too many to count."

"I was right. Stoick would have been even more proud of you, son," Valka smiled.

"Trust me, he was."

"Gah, could you guys leave for a while?" Astrid was getting very uncomfortable.

"Why? So you could continue sucking each other's face off?" Snotlout joked.

"Whoa, you could do that?" Tuffnut asked.

"Cool!" His sister high-fived him.

"We'll give you some privacy." Valka turned to leave and the rest followed.

After the doors closed, Gobber looked at Valka. "What's that look on your face?"

"An expectant grandmother's look."

"Don't you worry. They'll be popping in quicker than Toothless."

A/N: Requests are closed for now. Will be re-opened once I finish the ones I've got. :D