Emma: Where the hell are we?
Hook: I was just about to ask the same question, love.
Henry: Weren't we just in Storybrook?
Mary Margaret: That's what I thought.
David: Hey, what does that writing on the wall say?
Hook: 'Willoffire123 doesn't own Once Upon a Time'
Willoffire123: Congratulations Hook! You passed the test.
Hook: Excuse me?
Willoffire123: (not listening) In reward, I'm making you the Damsel in Distress for this story.
Hook: Wait, what-
Willoffire123: (teleports Hook through portal)
Emma: What did you do to him?
Willoffire123: Oh good, a love interest. You get to be the one who rescues him.
Emma: Say what now?
Willoffire123: You heard me. Now read the writing below the disclaimer.
Emma: On with the chapter?
Willoffire123: There you go! You're getting the hang of this already!
Mary Margaret: Wait! But what did you do with Hook?
Willoffire123: You'll just have to wait and see.
Willoffire123: Here we go again!
Belle: What do you mean again? Have you done this before?
Willoffire123: Maybe…
Emma: (points gun at author) what did you do to Hook?
Belle: And Rumple!
Willoffire123: Oh please, Rumple's kidnapping is totally cannon! As for Hook-
(Willoffire123 waves a hand, turning Emma's gun into a hot dog)
Emma: (looks at hot dog) a hot dog? Really?
Willoffire123: I'm hungry! Sue me!
Regina: I believe a lunch break is in order.
Willoffire123: Good idea!
Emma: You haven't told me what you've done with Hook yet.
Belle: Or Rumple!
Willoffire123: You'll find out AFTER LUNCH!
Henry: Until next time!