Ezio: We're back!
Edward: Now will you tell us why we're going to Damascus?
…
Malik: Where'd she go?
Altair: I almost forgot! She gave me a message to deliver.
Edward: Now you remember?
Malik: Novice
Altair: Concussion! Remember?
Leonardo: So what was the message?
Altair: …What message?
Connor: This is getting us nowhere. Altair, did the author give you any slips of paper?
Altair: (pulls out a piece of paper) Would this be it?
Connor: Willoffire123 is too busy doing homework to be here today. She doesn't own Assassin's Creed. On with the chapter!
Willoffire123: And we're back in business!
Turkey: Gobble!
Altair: What is this strange creature?
Edward: I've never seen anything like it.
Ezio: It's gigantesco!
Connor: Guys, it's just a turkey.
Haytham: Honestly. It's as if you've never seen one before.
Willoffire123: That's because they really have never seen one before. The turkey's native to the colonies.
Altair: But why is this 'turkey' here?
Willoffire123: Because yesterday was Thanksgiving!
Ezio: What are you giving thanks for?
Connor: It's a holiday
Haytham: Everyone sits around a table, gives thanks for a good year, and eats that turkey.
Edward: Does that mean we have to eat it?
Willoffire123: No, Thanksgiving was yesterday.
Altair: But Connor already killed it.
Willoffire123: CONNOR!
Connor: I regret nothing.
Willoffire123: Well, we might as well eat it now. What's everyone thankful for?
Edward: booze
Ezio: women
Altair: purpose
Connor: You are terrible at this. I am thankful for the Brotherhood (and family)
Haytham: I am thankful for the Order (and family)
Willoffire123: What's that, boys? I didn't quite catch that last bit.
Haytham & Connor: We said Happy Thanksgiving!
Ghost Turkey: Gobble! Gobble! Until next time!