Willoffire123: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Altair: What is this 'Christmas' you speak of?
Willoffire123: Come on, you must know what Christmas is.
Edward: Not necessarily. He's so concussed right now that nothing is true.
Ezio: And everything is permitted, evidently. He is taking un pisolino on the floor.
Edward: A piss?
Connor: He means a nap.
Edward: Since when do you speak Italian?
Connor: Not important.
Willoffire123:…well that was weird. On with the-
Ezio: Willoffire123 doesn't own Assassin's Creed.
Willoffire123: Whatever. On with the chapter!
Willoffire123: Merry Christmas everyone!
Leonardo: Christmas was two days ago. And why am I the only one here?
Willoffire123: Because everyone else has been captured.
Leonardo: Why? Why am I special?
Willoffire123: Besides the fact that you painted one of history's greatest masterpieces? You're the only one without eagle vision, and you are not an assassin.
Arno: Then why am I here?
Willoffire123: You're going to save everyone!
Leonardo: Don't tell me. He has eagle vision too?
Arno: Oui Monsieur.
Leonardo: Oh joy, and he's French.
Willoffire123: Arno, if you're french, why do you have a British accent?
Arno: Don't all French people have British accents?
Willoffire123: Stephane has a French accent!
Stephane: Oui Madame. I sound like une propreFrench man.
Arno: Qui diable es-tu?
Stephane: I am from la branche coloniale des assassins.
Leonardo: With Connor?
Stephane: Oui, avec il.
Willoffire123: Oh I am going to have so much fun with this. Since I take French in school, I can make Arno and Stephane talk in french with more ease than I do when I make Ezio and Leonardo talk in Italian.
Arno: Jusqu'a la prochaine fois!