"Welcome back to Dare!" January announced.
"Also known as Torture." Yumihiko added.
"First off, we have a couple dares from Eyeglasses Full of Stars!" January said.
Tee hee, this is gonna be fun. xD
Apollo: Ask Ema out on a date.
"WHAT?" Apollo said.
"You heard the girl. Ask out Ema already!" January retorted.
" ...Fine. Ema, do you want to go out?" Apollo asked.
"Sure." Ema said, shrugging her shoulders.
As Ema and Apollo leave, January said,
"Okay, next dare!"
Lamiroir/Thalassa Gramarye: Say who your children are, loud and clear, and in English. Make sure that both Apollo and Trucy are present and can understand what you are saying.
"I apologise, but I cannot do this dare, as Apollo is not here." Lamirior said, glad to not have to do the dare.
"No problem, you can fulfil it when they come back." January told her, with a smile on her face.
"...Crap." Lamirior cursed.
"Next one is for Young Miles!" Yumihiko said.
Miles Edgeworth (during Turnabout Reminiscence): Put your cravat on a duck. And keep it on that duck for FIVE chapters.
"WHAT? NO!" Y. Miles refused.
"Booottomless pits and faangiiirls~" January sang.
"I'd rather go into the pit than depart from my cravat!" Y. Miles said.
"Your choice." January said, shrugging.
January shoves Y. Miles into the bottomless pit. A loud scream is heard, and it eventually fades. About 20 minutes later, January snapped her fingers, and Y. Miles is revived.
"Next dare!" Yumihiko said, smiling.
Kid Larry, Kid Phoenix, and Kid Edgeworth: Prank your older counterparts.
"Okay!" The three said, running off to set up their pranks.
"Hey, a phone call!" Larry said, picking up his phone. "Hello?"
"Dooo you waaaant to build a snooowmaaaaan~" The voice sang horribly.
"NO!" Larry yelled into the phone.
"Oh my gosh, you think my singing is, like, bad? I was in, like, love with you, Larry!" The voice, who it was now ovbvious it was a girl, said whilst crying.
"I'm sorry…" Larry said.
"No! I'll, like, never forgive you! And I'll make sure no one else, like, goes out with you either!" The girl shouted, hanging up.
"NOOOOOO!" Larry yelled, and jumped into the bottomless pit.
January and Yumihiko are eating sandwiches nearby.
"...Damn, I never thought anyone would willingly jump in there." January said.
"Me neither." Yumihiko said, taking a bite of his sandwich.
Little did Larry realize, he had been pranked by his younger self, who was laughing his butt off.
"Okay, so you got the bags of Pess's poop, right?" L. Phoenix said.
"Right. Although I don't like getting messy, this WAS a dare, so.." L. Miles said.
"Got it. Thanks~"L. Phoenix said as he ran to the bathroom and poured out all 5 of the bags of dog poop on the toilet. He then ran out. Shortly after, Phoenix came in to clean the toilet.
"WHAT THE HELL, I JUST CLEANED THIS TOILET!" Phoenix shouts.
L. phenix is laughing super hard.
Meanwhile, L. Miles replaced all of both Y. Miles and Miles' cravats with bow ties.
"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DID MY CRAVATS GO?" Both Mileses yelled.
"Hey, this is actually fun!" L. Miles said, laughing.
Everyone: You guys are never, ever allowed to physically or mentally harm the duck in any way whatsoever.
Everyone looked at the duck, which quacked.
"Aww, it's almost as adorable as my Ichiryuu." January said, smiling as Yumihiko grimaced in shock.
"I'll put it in this pond near the bottomless pit." January put down the duck. "Looks like we have a co-author joining us!" She added.
'Kay, so here's my OC.
Name: Star (AKA a modified me. :D)
Gender: Female
Height: 5'1
Description: She has long black hair and dark eyes. She wears jeans, dark blue flats, and a Eisley Currents t-shirt.
Extra info: Can be super cheerful and hyper and crazy sometimes. Loves coffee with tons of sugar and cream. Is also rather dark...
Shippings supported: KayxEdgeworth, ApolloxEma, MiaxDiego, and Blue BadgerxPink Badger.
Least favorite characters: None, really.
The girl fell from the ceiling of the studio. January immediately handed her a cup of said coffee.
"Hey, why did you taint my coffee with milk and sugar?" Diego demanded.
"Hello, Star! I'm January!" January said, ignoring Diego.
"Hi! So, I can have host powers?" Star asked.
"Yay!"
"Well, that about wraps things up-" January was interuppted, as a hole was kicked through one of the walls. A girl, about 5'0, walked in, wearing a dress that was similar to January's, but was a pale pink, and was strapless. She also had ice skates on her feet. She had hip length light brown hair that was done in a french braid down her back, large hazel eyes, and seemed very oblivious to everything around her.
"Hi Jan-Jan!" The girl said.
"Glitter, I told you not to call me that! Why are you even here?" January scolded.
"Well, Jan-Jan, that's like, not how you treat your little sister!"
"You have a sister?" Yumihiko said in surprise.
"Yes, I do. This is Glitz Storm, AKA Glitter." January gritted her teeth.
"Anyways, Mom told me that I, like, could also co-host this story." Glitter still had that oblivious smile on her face.
"WHAT?"
"Mom?" Franziska asked.
"Yeah, that's what we call the author, ArtofSkating. To everyone else, though, she goes by Skater." January explained.
"Oh, and Jan-Jan? Before I forget, she'll be, like, dropping in next chapter." Glitter said.
"WHAT?" January demanded.
"Well, that, like, wraps everything up! See you all, like, next time!" Glitter waved goodbye.