*A/N Guys, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I will be updating more often, if I can. The bad news is, the reason WHY I can do this is because I sprained my ankle (FOR THE SECOND FREAKING TIME) a few days ago, and I am now on crutches. T_T So therefore, I can't do anything except sit on my butt all day, so I will be fixing these chapters and continuing to write Turnabout Reunion. Anyways, enjoy the chapter!
"Okay guys, we are back!" January announced.
"OMG, like, I have some dares too!" Glitter said, jumping up and down.
"Can we do Eyeglasses Full of Star's dares first?" Star asked, taking a sip of her coffee.
"Sure, like, why not?" Glitter shrugged. Taking another sip of coffee, Star said, "Okay, so our first dares are from Eyeglasses Full of Stars!"
*is still laughing from that last chapter* Anyway...
DARES:
Lamiroir: Just a reminder. Don't forget to do my last dare!
"Okay, fine. Trucy, Apollo, you are my children." Lamiroir confessed.
"WHAT?" Everyone except the hosts, Trucy, Phoenix, and Apollo said.
"We knew that already!" Trucy said.
"Trucy raided Mr. Wright's diary." Apollo explained.
"OBJECTION! It's CALLED a journal…" Phoenix objected.
"And we found out that he-"
"If you don't say anything, I'll give you $500 and you do not have to clean the toilet for a year." Phoenix bribed Apollo.
"Deal!" Apollo said, smiling.
"What, do I have to clean the toilet in that time?" Athena asked.
"Yes." Phoenix replied
"Damn it." Athena muttered.
"The next dare is for Klavier!" Star announced.
Klavier: Learn French and speak it in the place of German for FIVE chapters.
Star snapped her fingers.
"Hein? Qu'est-ce que vous avez fait pour moi?" Klavier demanded.
"Ooh! Ooh! I, like, know french! He said, 'Huh? What the hell did you do to me?'" Glitter translated.
"Could you translate for Klavier for the next 5 chapters?" Star requested.
"Sure!"
"Mettez-moi donc je peux parler anglais et allemand à nouveau!" Klavier shouted.
"'Turn me back so that I can speak english and german again!'" Glitter translated once again.
"In 5 chapters, 'kay? Anyways, the next dare is for Trucy." Star said, taking a sip of coffee.
Trucy: Spray whipped cream on everyone.
"But I don't have whipped cream…" Trucy complained, as a cracking sound is heard throughout the room. One of the walls break down to reveal a teenaged girl with dark red hair that goes down a little bit past her shoulders. She had hazel eyes that were mostly green, and she was wearing a white hoodie with grey sweatpants.
"Why do we have a door if everyone enters through that wall, or the ceiling?" Star complained.
"I have the answer to your dilemma. Here." The girl said, handing a purse to all three of the co-hosts.
"Mom? Are these the purses that have everything in them?" January asked.
"Yes." Skater replied.
"In that case, like, here!" Glitter said, throwing a couple cans of whipped cream to Trucy.
"YAY!" Trucy smiled as she ran around the stage.
An hour later, everyone is covered in whipped cream except for Trucy.
"I will be taking over as the author of this story. All three of you, however, are still co-authors." Skater announced.
"Pouvez-vous me revenir à la normale?" Klavier asked.
"He said, 'Can you turn me back to normal?'" Glitter translated.
"No. That was a dare." Skater refused.
"Eyeglasses has one more dare for everyone!" Star announced.
Everyone: Watch the Blue Badger dance while listening to Taiho-kun ~ I Want to Protect.
Everyone turned to the blue badger, who was dancing to said song.
After the song ends, everyone jumps into the bottomless pit except for the hosts.
"YUMI NO!" Skater grabbed Yumi's shirt so that he couldn't jump.
"Thank y-"
"You are mine. Not those fangirl's." Skater entered crazy fangirl mode. Yumi had a confused look on his face.
"I should probably have warned you, but Mom is a HUGE fangirl of yours." January explained to Yumi, who replied with,
"Crap, I have to deal with TWO fangirls who work with me?"
"Three, silly! I'm a little bit, like, of a fangirl as well!" Glitter smiled and jumped up and down. Yumi fainted.
"I never said I was, like, one of your fangirls, did I?" glitter said, oblivious.
"Okay, I have some dares as well. You go first, Glitter." Skater said, while she was still holding Yumi.
"Okay!" Glitter smiled.
Hakari: Hit someone, like, with your gavel. I don't, like, care who.
"BANSAI!" Hakari yelled, extending her gavel. January snapped her fingers, and Bansai was revived.
"Huh-"
SLAM!
Bansai died.
"That felt good." Hakari said, smiling.
"Next one- ooh, a butterfly!" Glitter ran off after the butterfly.
Shelly de Killer: I'm, like, hiring you. Throw a, like, bomb at Matt Enguard.
Matt: Catch.
Matt caught the bomb.
"What the-" He exploded.
"He was on my list, so it is free of charge." Shelly said.
"Since Glitter is off chasing a butterfly, I will read her last dare." January sighed.
Shimon: You are, like, cute, so have a cookie to, like, go with the milk :)
"Thanks!" Shimon said, while he thought, (She called me cute..)
"Okay, now for my dares." Skater said.
Bansai: Just die, okay?
Skater revived and stabbed Bansai.
"Next dare!" Skater announced.
Yumi: Put on a suit and tie.
Yumi was still unconscious, but Skater snapped her fingers. Yumihiko was now dressed up in a suit and tie.
"YOU LOOK SO CUTE ICHIRYUU~" January fangirled.
"Next!" Skater said.
Franziska: Sing Human by Christina Perri.
"Hmph, fine. I'll sing this foolishly foolish song." Franziska agreed.
I can hold my breath
I can bite my tongue
I can stay awake for days
If that's what you want
Be your number one
I can fake a smile
I can force a laugh
I can dance and play the part
If that's what you ask
Give you all I am
I can do it
I can do it
I can do it
But I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human
And I crash and I break down
Your words in my head, knives in my heart
You build me up and then I fall apart
'Cause I'm only human
I can turn it on
Be a good machine
I can hold the weight of worlds
If that's what you need
Be your everything
I can do it
I can do it
I'll get through it
But I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human
And I crash and I break down
Your words in my head, knives in my heart
You build me up and then I fall apart
'Cause I'm only human
I'm only human
I'm only human
Just a little human
I can take so much
'Til I've had enough
'Cause I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human
And I crash and I break down
Your words in my head, knives in my heart
You build me up and then I fall apart
'Cause I'm only human
Everyone clapped.
"You're a really good singer." Skater complimented.
"Thanks." Franziska replied, smiling.
"Next dare!"
Kay, Maya: DANCE OFF! THE WINNER GETS TICKETS TO SEE THE BROADWAY VERSION OF EITHER STEEL SAMURAI OR NICKEL SAMURAI!
"OMG YES!" Kay and Maya shouted.
"Star? would you like the honor of choosing a song?" Skater asked.
"Sure, thanks! The song to dance to is… Here's to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne!" Star put on the song over the loudspeaker.
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
Call up all our friends, go hard this weekend
For no damn reason, I don't think we'll ever change
Meet you at the spot, half past ten o'clock
We don't ever stop, and we're never gonna change
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing, here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling "Kiss my ass!"
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
We live like rock stars, dance on every bar
This is who we are, I don't think we'll ever change (hell no!)
They say just grow up, but they don't know us
We don't give a ****, and we're never gonna change
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing, here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling "Kiss my ass!"
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing, here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling "Kiss my ass!"
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, (yeah raise your glass and say) here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, (da de da de da) here's to never growing up (no we're never growing up)
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
"And the winner is… KAY!" Skater announced.
Kay yelled, "Yay!" She then left with the tickets.
"And my next dare is for Pearly." Skater said, smiling.
Pearl: Channel Mia. (Maya and Pearl do not know Mia is here.)
"Oh, okay." Pearl said. She then tried to channel Mia, but failed. "What the heck?"
"Pearly? What are you doing?" Mia came over and asked.
"SIS!" Maya yelled.
"MYSTIC MIA!" Pearl yelled.
The three group hugged.
"Awww." Everyone said.
"And now, for my final dare." Skater said.
Diego: Drink 500 cups of coffee in one chapter.
"I'm already on number 499." Diego said.
Star looked shocked, Glitter was oblivious, Yumi was still unconscious, and January and Skater, asked at the same,
"How is that possible?"
"And now for number 500!" Diego said, draining the cup.
"You shouldn't drink too much coffee.' Mia fretted.
"Trust me, kitten. I'd rather die of coffee overdose than blunt force trauma." Diego reassured her.
"What do you mean?" Mia asked, confused.
"You didn't hear what the punishment for failing to complete a dare was?" january asked. Mia shook her head no.
"Star, could you tell her?" January asked the girl, who nodded.
"Sure. See that bottomless pit over there? There are fangirls at the bottom." Star explained.
"THAT'S the punishment?" As Star nodded, Mia was silent.
"Okay, we should end it here, guys. See you all next time!" Skater said.