Hello lovies~ I've brought you another chappie! Hooray! :D So...I just realized that when I first posted this, I typed the title as Parasidse instead of Paradise...derp. Obviously my brain is a wee bit slow and can't seem to spell very well. Oh how embarrassing. =w= But it's cool now. I changed it. :3

Anyways, I hope you all enjoy~


"Getting cheated is your problem. I don't care about people's business. I just caught you trying to seal my TV! You could go to jail for a few years. That's for sure. Now, get lost!"

Deidara stared at the landlady with teary eyes and nodded. He bit his lips and scowled, turning around and leaving the apartment complex. He wondered around town and clenched his fists, holding in the urge to cry. Those damned bastards! What was he supposed to do now? He had nothing…

He made his way under a bridge overlooking a lake. The blonde took a seat on the stone bench and buried his face in his hands, letting his tears out. "W-what do I do now, un? I don't have anywhere to go. Nowhere to sleep. No friends…nothing…" He glared at the ground and growled. "Orochimaru and Sasori, un. I swear I'll kill those two if I ever see them again." He bit his lips and cried again, letting out all of his tears, frustrations, anger, and sadness.


"Okay, how about $100 more. That's $400. Sound good?"

Sasori hummed and looked down before sighing, putting his hands in his pockets and walking away.

"Tch. You're pretty picky for a street whore, aren't you? Stupid bitch."

Sasori rolled his eyes, muttering. "Cheap bastard." He sighed and stood next to the curb. Yes. He was a prostitute. It goes, stand on the curb with the other whores, wait for someone to ride up to you, usually on a scooter, they ask how much, name your price and if they can afford it and think it's worth it, then you go have sex. Protected sex of course. Fuck if he was getting STDs.

He leaned on his foot and gave a dull look. He was wearing a light grey zip up vest and tight black skinny jeans. His messy red hair fell just above his chocolate brown eyes. He had flawless milky white skin and he almost resembled a doll. He was one of the more expensive whores on the street.

A man with auburn coloured hair and many facial piercings rode up to the red head on his motorcycle. He looked him up and down and smirked. "How much?"

"$500." Sasori simply said, looking the man over.

The pierced man's eyes widened and he glanced at the others on the street. "The others are only $200 - $300."

Sasori shrugged. "You get what you pay for."

The auburn haired man grinned and nodded. "Okay, $500 it is. But YOU take care of the room."

Sasori smirked and nodded. "Deal. It won't be much where you're taking me anyways, I'm sure." He hopped on the back of the pierced man's motorcycle and wrapped his arms around his waist before driving off.


Deidara sighed and plopped down at a small nearby table. He'd finished his moping and decided to get up off his ass and try to make a few bucks doing hard psychical labor. Just enough until he made enough money to get an apartment and new registry papers, then he could get a real job and make a living for himself.

He grabbed a bowl of noodles and started chowing down on them. He needed his strength after all.

"First time working like a slave, blondie?"

Deidara looked up and saw a grinning man sitting across from him. He had white hair, magenta eyes and he didn't wear a shirt, showing off his toned and rather muscular body. He wore a pendent, a circle with an upside down triangle in it. Over all, he was really good looking.

"Un. It is."

The man chuckled and nodded. "I fucking knew it!" He smirked and tilted his head at the blonde sitting across from him. "So, you a runaway or what?"

Deidara didn't say anything, he just took another big bite of his noodles and nodded.

The albino hummed and leaned back in his seat. "It ain't fucking easy to survive in Konoha these days. I'd say, if you can go back home, fucking do it. This place is shit anyways.

Deidara nodded again, glancing up at the albino and speaking softly. "I can't, un."

The albino sighed and scratched his head. "Well…shit. I'm not gonna fucking pry or anything, cause I honestly don't care. But you better be ready to do some pretty back breaking shit here and watch out for the people in this town. It ain't like it used to be." He took a bite of his own noodles and grinned. "I'm Hidan by the way."

Deidara offered Hidan a smile and nodded. "Deidara, un."

They made small talk for the rest of their dinner before heading to the showers. The showers were very low pressure and the water was only cold. It was a poor persons shower. Hidan stripped his pants off and started to wash his clothes with the soap provided. "This is the only place to wash your clothes too, blondie, so make sure you get everything clean now."

Deidara nodded and stripped himself of his dirty clothes, washing them as well.

"So. The rainy season's coming up and it's not so fucking good sleeping in the streets. So what do ya say to sharing a room? Only $100 each."

Deidara raised a brow at Hidan. "Sleep together, un?"

Hidan laughed and nodded, quickly finishing washing his clothes and started washing his body. "Like sardines in a fucking tin. That's why it's only $100, duh~ So, you in or what?"

Deidara chuckled and nodded. "Sure, why the fuck not? It's not like I have anywhere else to go, un."

Hidan grinned and slapped Deidara on the ass. "That's the spirit!"

Deidara blushed and smiled at Hidan, finishing washing his clothes and body. After they were done getting cleaned off, they wringed out their clothes and hung them up to dry. Deidara blushed as he walked into the room and seeing that most of the guys were half naked or completely naked. "I, uh…"

Hidan laughed and wrapped an arm around Deidara. "Don't tell me you've never slept with another guy naked before, blondie?" He smirked and eyed Deidara up and down. "Though, you do look really fucking hot. Almost rapeable~" He snickered at Deidara's frightened face and pulled him closer. "Ah, don't worry about it. I'll make sure nobody fucking rapes ya, kay, Dei-chan?"

Deidara looked up at Hidan and nodded before laying down on a mat and sighing. Hidan laid down beside him and offered him a thin blanket for warmth. The blonde nodded his thanks and smiled, taking the blanket and quickly falling asleep, exhausted from the day's work and emotions.

He continued working like this for weeks. Gathering money and doing back breaking work for dollars a day. It was hard, but he could do it. He managed okay, thanks to Hidan. They'd become good friends over the time that he'd been working there. He even met some other people like Hidan's boyfriend, Kakuzu. He also met a nice man with oddly enough, blue skin named Kisame and a plant enthusiast with piercing gold eyes named Zetsu. He wasn't there to make friends, but he was glad he did.


Sasori got off of the man's motorcycle and walked over to the bench, sitting down and sighing.

"You just get back here from the brothels?"

Sasori glanced up and saw a raven haired male standing over him, leaning on the bench he was sitting on. He shook his head. "No, I work on my own. I used to stand in another area and find work."

The raven haired male nodded, taking a seat beside Sasori. "I see. Hm. Working at the brothels has its advantages, you know? We don't have to brave the wind and rain, but the hours and money isn't so great." He sighed and shrugged. "If you go with a $400 client, then the brothel owner takes half of it. And if you get caught by the police, we're all in bloody jail." He hummed and glanced out at the passing cars. "Out here, you work whenever and wherever you like. Take vacations whenever you want." He chuckled and smirked at Sasori. "Sometimes I even switch corners so the customers think I'm fresh trade~"

Sasori chuckled and nodded. "Hm."

The raven haired male looked Sasori up and down and hummed. "My name is Itachi, by the way."

Sasori glanced at Itachi and nodded, offering him a small smile. "Sasori." He sighed and tilted his head. "Is there good traffic on this street?"

Itachi licked his lips and smirked. "Depends. You have the makings of a hot guy so you needn't worry, Sasori."

Sasori chuckled and shrugged. "I hope so."

After a few weeks, Sasori moved into a better apartment. Hoping to start a better life for himself. Sure he would still be a prostitute, but he would be starting fresh. Starting fresh WITHOUT Orochimaru. That is, until he got a call…


Sorry that there isn't really much romance going on here yet. Not between Sasori and Deidara, anyways. Hell. Sassy and Dei have only met like, ONCE and they didn't even touch each other! But hey, the romance is coming. Just bare with me! :3

And Anarchy, bro, thank you~ I think my taste in movies is good too. Though...it kinda is MY taste so of course I would like it. XD Not making sense here, am I? Do I ever though? Nahh. But I did get this updated quickly so I haven't been consumed by the lazy monster yet but my brain is everywhere and nowhere all at once but not together. :3 Who knows, maybe this little spark of inspired writing may rub off and I may be able to get MEML updated soon too~? God I hope so. I have so many plans for that story. TTwTT Anyway, off track. Thanks as always, bro! X3 I would've replied to your review but hey, another update means another chance to review then I can reply to that review unless I end up updating again like this but who knows? XD Anyways, thanks again for your review, bro. I always love hearing from you. :3 Love ya. :D

Until the next update! Don't forget to review and have a beautiful day~