Dare Chapter 9, a phoenix wright: ace attorney fanfic

*A/N Guys, just so you know, I'm going to do 2-3 dare submissions per chapter. If you sent in dares, and they aren't in the chapter, that is most likely why. I just thought I should let you guys know. Anyways, enjoy the chapter!

"Hello, and welcome back to dare!" Skater announced. She was the only host in sight.

"Hey, what happened to the other co-hosts?" Klavier asked, frowning.

"For that prank they pulled last time when I was taking a nap, they are banned from this chapter." Skater explained.

"Wait, so Yumi, January, Glitter, Leah, and Star all pranked you?" Kay said.

"Would you like to join them?" Skater muttered darkly.

"N-no!" Kay took a step back.

"Where are they, anyways?" Franziska asked.

"A world where Barney, One Direction, Miley Cyrus, the Teletubbies, and Justin Bieber rule, there is hellfire everywhere, and there is no wifi." Skater grinned evilly.

"NOOOO! No wifi!?" Everyone shouted in shock.

(I'm starting to see where January gets her insanity from..) Phoenix thought, sweating.

"Anyways, our first set of dares are from FranzyPearlFan!" Skater announced.

I feel like a celebrity (giggle)

Anywho...

TORTURE FEAST BEGIN

Klavier: change baby in an adorable outfit

"Okay.." He changed the baby into a female version of his outfit.

"NO! That's not good for a baby to wear!" Ema shouted, throwing a snackoo at Klavier.

*KLUNK*

"Oww.." Klavier said, rubbing the spot where the snackoo hit.

"Here." Ema took the baby. She went into a closet with the baby, and came out with a cute white, frilly dress with a pink belt.

"And there you go." She handed the baby and the outfit to Klavier, who changed the baby into the dress. "What is her name anyways?"

"Her name is Kennedi." He announced.

"Aww, Kennedi looks so cute in that outfit!" Skater cooed. "Anyways, next dare!"

Aura: wear splash woman's outfit from megaman 9 and Simon: wear hornet man's outfit then fight your sister

"The outfits are in the closet." Skater said, pointing to the closet Ema had gotten Kennedi's outfit from. Aura and Simon ran to the closet, and stopped at the sight of their outfits.

"Umm.." Aura sighed.

"Better get this over with, Aura. I don't want Skater-dono to punish us." Simon told her.

"Good point." She grabbed the outfit and ran off to change. When both siblings were changed, they stepped out of the separate rooms awkwardly.

Stifling a giggle, Skater called out, "Jump into the fighting arena, fighters!"

The siblings, glaring at everyone as they walked by, did as they were told.

"Ready? FIGHT!" Skater called out! Simon charged at Aura, utilising the horn on his head. However, Aura stepped to the side, causing Simon to hit the wall.

Everyone winced at the clunk his head made against the wall. She went to stab him with her trident, but hesitated at the thought of stabbing her brother, and blood spraying everywhere...

Simon took advantage of this, and punched her in the chin. Aura flinched at the sudden pain in her chin, and was knocked backwards. She quickly stood up, and ran towards Simon. He stepped sideways as she ran to him, but she threw her trident at him as he did.

Her trident missed, however, and she hit the wall as well, her heading colliding with the wall with an even louder clunk. She was knocked unconscious, and after a few seconds, when she didn't get up, Simon was declared the winner.

Skater snapped her fingers, and the siblings were back to normal.

"Well, that was interesting. Next dare!" Skater commented as she looked at the next dare.

I'm tired of Langduck be a goat

"Baaaaaa!" Langgoat called as he was turned into a goat.

"Can we, like, milk him?" Ini said , walking towards him.

"That's girl goats, dumbass." Skater retorted. "Or cows. Not male goats."

"Like, oh." Ini walked right into the fangirl pit without realizing it.

"Wow, not even Glitter is THAT oblivious. Next dare is for you, Shih-na!" Skater told her.

Shih-na: ride the Langgoat!

"...Okay, I'm drawing the line here. I refuse to ride that goat." Shih-na said.

"Why?" Kay asked.

"Because." Shih-na replied.

"Yeah, but why?" Kay countered.

"Because."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"Because."

"OKAY, SHUT UP YOU TWO!" Skater yelled angrily. "OR I'M SENDING YOU BOTH TO THE UNSPEAKABLE WORLD!" Kay and Shih-na both shut up at that.

"Shih-na, you will be punished." Skater pushed her into the fangirl pit.

"Next dar… I apologise, Y. Ema, Miles."

Miles and Ema(young): watch Sharknado without pointing out it's obvious flaws

"Okay…" The two turned to the TV.

"What the hell is this?" Y. Ema asked.

"We can't say anything bad about it, Ema." Miles pointed out.

"I know, but-"

"No pointing out flaws."

Y. Ema sighed. (This is going to be a loooooooong movie, I can tell…)

The two walked out, with disgusted looks on their faces.

"Yeah, that was one bad movie, wasn't it? Anyways, next dare!" Skater said.

Miles and Apollo: I know you two love ballet so do nutcracker (in same outfits (though apollo could wear Elsa) while avoiding the cameo

Langgoat

(Great, because avoiding Langgoat is going to be so easy…) Apollo thought. Skater snapped her fingers and Apollo was dressed in an Elsa outfit, whilst Miles was in the milk maid-esque outfit. Both were wearing pointe shoes. As the music started, the two started dancing.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Calisto burst out laughing as the two ended their dance. Everyone else started laughing as well.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, okay." SKater wiped tears of laughter from her eyes. "That would have been funny, even if Miles wasn't glaring the whole time."

(Why does everyone laugh at my glare…) Miles thought desperately.

"Anyways, we have 3 side by side dares for all the villains!" Skater said.

Ok 3 side by side dares then I'm done

Villains: laugh evilly

Now laugh evilly while hopping on one foot

Now laugh evilly while tap dancing

All the villains started laughing evilly. As they did so, some hopped on one foot, and the rest started tap dancing.

"NO!" Skater yelled, shooting the tap dancers. "That is NOT how you tap dance!"

Everyone was laughing their butts off.

"Our next set of dares are from BladeXFire!" Skater announced as the villains stopped dancing.

Apollo: I dare you to shoot the judge with this *hands a gun*, it only works if you sing

"Okay." Apollo shrugged. He picked up the gun, loaded, and pointed it at the judge.

You shout it out,

But I can't hear a word you say

I'm talking loud not saying much

I'm criticized but all your bullets ricochet

You shoot me down, but I get up

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose

Fire away, fire away

Ricochet, you take your aim

Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

Cut me down

But it's you who'll have further to fall

Ghost town and haunted love

Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones

I'm talking loud not saying much

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose

Fire away, fire away

Ricochet, you take your aim

Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

Stone-hard, machine gun

Firing at the ones who run

Stone-hard as bulletproof glass

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

*BANG*

The judge fell to the ground as Apollo shot him. Skater snapped her fingers and the judge was revived.

"Oh my! Who shot me?" he demanded. Everyone pointed at Apollo.

"You, sir are hereby pronounced GUILTY." The judge announced. He then walked off.

"Umm… Okay?" Apollo replied, embarrassed.

"Next dare!" Skater announced, snickering.

Phoenix: I dare you kiss Hobo Phoenix and DD Phoenix

"WHAT!?" Phoenix asked, shocked.

"Remember the punishments~" SKater sang. Phoenix glared at her, and ran up to Hobo Nick.

"Hey!" Phoenix called.

"Wha-" Hobo Nick was silenced as Phoenix kissed him. Hobo Nick slapped him and said, "Dude, I'm not gay." Phoenix then ran up to DD Phoenix and kissed him.

"You're gay AND a player?" DD Phoenix asked, obviously freaked out.

(*A/N DISCLAIMER! I have nothing against gays. I don't mean to make fun of gays or anything. Just so you know.)

"Apparently. Either that or it was just the dare." Skater told him. "Speaking of which, we have another dare!"

Trucy: I dare you to read a creepypasta at night, with Shelly De Killer

"Okay!" Trucy smiled. Skater gave her a laptop. "Which one should I read?" She asked.

"Read the Jeff the Killer one." Skater said, smiling. She snapped her fingers, and it was midnight. "Just in case, there's a camera in the corner over there." Skater told Trucy, and and everyone but Trucy and Shelly de Killer left.

"Poor kid.." Trucy murmured at the part where the bullies set his house on fire.

"Umm, okay, this is starting to get creepy.." She commented. "Especially since I am with an assassin."

"I only kill who I am hired to kill, no more." Shelly reassured her.

(That's reassuring..) Trucy thought.

"WHY WOULD HE KILL HIS PARENTS!?" Trucy yelled. "AND HIS BROTHER! HIS BROTHER DIDN'T EVEN WITNESS HIM DO ANYTHING!"

"Okay, I finished the story…" Trucy called. Skater and everyone else walked in, and Skater changed the time back to normal. "I must say, that was the creepiest story I have ever read." Trucy commented.

"I know, right? Anyways, next dare is for you, Shelly!"

Shelly: I dare you to kill yourself.

"And how, exactly, do you ask me to kill myself?" Shelly asked.

"I don't know." Skater shrugged.

"Okay then." Shelly took a knife and stabbed himself. He fell to the ground, and Skater revived him.

"What just happened?" Shelly asked.

"It's not important." Skater shrugged. "Next dare!"

Franziska: I dare you to whip your father into the fangirl pit

"Okay. PAPA!" Franziska called for her father.

"Yes, Fran-" Manfred replied, and was cut off by Franziska.

CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!

CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!]

Manfred fell into the fangirl pit.

"Jeez, you seemed like you enjoyed that." Skater commented.

"I did. My father is not worthy of the von Karma name." Franziska stated proudly.

"How can you say that about Papa!" Y. Franziska demanded, bending her riding crop.

"Wait till you're older, Franziska." Franziska said to her younger version. "You'll understand there is more to life than perfection."

"No, there's not." Y. Franziska retorted.

"Yes there is." Franziska countered, pulling on her whip.

"Perfection is everything." Y. Franziska bended her crop again.

"No, it's not! Perfection is impossible. Not without cheating." Franziska whipped the ground.

"I'm not a cheater!" Y. Franziska hit Y. Miles.

"What did you hit for!?" Y. Miles demanded.

"I don't hit other girls with my riding crop!" Y. Franziska replied.

"Ha! When you're my age, you stop caring." Franziska went to hit Skater with the whip, but clearly thought better of it, and hit Dahlia instead.

"What the hell?" Dahlia yelled angrily.

"Yeah, I don't recommend hitting the author." Skater told Franziska. "Anyways, next dare!"

Klavier: I dare you to slap yourself For Franziska, until she whips you into hell.

"Okay…" Klavier said, starting to hit himself.

*500 slaps later*

"Okay!" Franziska whipped him, until he suddenly disappeared.

"Okay, he's with the other co-authors now, and that's basically hell." Skater pointed out.

"True…" Everyone said.

"Next dare!" Skater called, gasping in shock as she saw the next dare. "Dear god, no.."

Phoenix: I dare you to play piano

"But there is no piano!" Hobo Nick pointed out.

"A WILD PIANO APPEARED!" Skater yelled as a piano fell from the sky and fell on Bansai, who was somehow alive. "There. Now there are two problems taken care of." Skater smiled.

"Fine…" Hobo Nick sighed. As he hit the first note, everyone jumped into the fangirl pit but the author. "Hey! My playing isn't THAT bad!"

"Yes it is, Hobo. Even I'm better than that, and I haven't played since I was 5." Skater told him. She snapped her fingers, and revived everyone. "Next dare!"

Y. Miles Y. Phoenix Y. Larry: Prank everyone.

"Ms. Skater? Can you help us with this dare?" Y. Miles asked Skater.

"Sure, what do you need?" Skater asked. Y. Miles whispered his idea in Skater's ear. "Great idea! Okay, EVERYONE OUT!" Skater yelled, and everyone but the kids and Skater left.

"I wonder what they are doing." Trucy commented.

"Yeah.. I wonder..hee...hee.." Violet replied.

"I sense excitement and happiness coming from inside, so they must be having fun." Athena reported.

"No shit, Athena. Even I heard the laughter." Apollo said.

"Knowing how much trouble the three of got into when we were kid, especially Larry.." Miles commented.

"What do you mean, 'especially Larry!'!?" Larry demanded. "What do you mean Edgeyyyyyyyyyy!?"

"And Skater's psychopathic tendencies, I cannot imagine what they are doing. All I know is that it's not good." Miles finished. "And Larry, remember: If something smells, it's usually the Butz."

"Shut up! I'll have you know that I graduated middle school!" Larry smiled nervously.

(Does that mean he didn't graduate high school..?) Athena thought, sighing.

[DID YOU NOT GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL?] Widget called out.

"WIDGET, NO!" Athena yelped.

"Okay, you can come in now!" Skater called, trying to hide her snickering.

Everyone came in to a surprisingly normal looking room. However, as Trucy stepped in, the floor underneath her sprung up, throwing her into the air.

"Agh!" Trucy yelped in shock. Everyone else stepped around that flooring.

"You see, we set up several pranks around here using ideas from dare submitters. We are not going to tell you what, or where they are." Skater smiled. (A/N Can you guys give me some ideas for pranks? I have no imagination when it comes to those XD)

"Anyways, last dare!" Skater shouted as she read out the last dare.

Final one

Godot: I dare you to not drink coffee and murder kitten, her family, friends, bosses, and then both of you, never to be heard of until chapter 11.5

"Wh-what?" Godot spoke, shocked. "Why would I kill my kitten?"

"Punishments.." Skater reminded him, although she looked like she felt sorry for him. Godot stood up and grabbed a knife.

"Diego.. why?" Mia murmured as he came towards her. He pinned her against the wall, raised the knife and..

"I..I can't." Godot dropped Mia and the knife. "I can't kill my love. Nor anyone she cares about." Godot looked at Skater. "Punish me if you wish. I won't kill my kitten." Skater smiled sadly at him, and snapped her fingers. He disappeared.

"Did you.." Mia asked, frowning.

"No. I didn't send him to the Unspeakable World. I sent him back in time to live his life to the fullest." Skater frowned. Everyone was silent for a full 10 minutes.

"Oh! And we have a new co-host joining us, from SonicMaster95!" Skater said, breaking the silence.

Name: Joseph Brown

Gender: Male

Height: 6'1"

Description: Has dark green eyes and brown hair that is neatly combed with streaks of blue in it, it's styled so it covers the middle of his forehead. Wears a dark orange jacket that he keeps unzipped with a black shirt underneath. He wears a green tie around his neck and he wears black sweatpants. He also wears brown leather boots, and he wears blue full framed glasses whenever he's out and about.

Extra Info: A homicide detective who has seen more than his fair share of crimes. He tries to keep a sarcastic but serious personality in an attempt to relieve some of the stress of his job. His main hobbies revolve around being a photographer taking shots of various scenes that catch his interest.

Shippings supported: He isn't vocal about it but his two favorite ships are Phoenix X Maya, Apollo X Ema

Favorite Characters: Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth, Gumshoe, Diego/Godot, Apollo, Athena, Simon

Least Favorite Character: Manfred Von Karma

The male co-host fell from the ceiling. "Hello, Joseph." Skater said as he looked around.

"Hello.. Who are you?" He asked, adjusting his glasses.

"I'm Skater. I'm the author of this story." Skater introduced herself, handing him a purse.

"Um, do I look like a girl?" He joked.

"Oh! I'm sorry, just we don't have any backpacks like this or anything.." Skater said, looking backstage.

"It's fine! I was joking." Joseph told her. "What is this anyways?"

"It has literally everything you can think of in it. For example.." Skater reached into her own purse, and pulled out a duck, which quacked.

"Oh! That's where that duck that Eyeglasses Full of Stars sent, went!" Skater put the duck back in a pond.

"That's cool! Hey, where are the other co-hosts?" Joseph frowned, looking around.

"They pranked me while I was sleeping, so I sent them to the Unspeakable World."

"..." Joseph was silent, wondering if he was being threatened by a girl who was almost a foot shorter than him.

"Anyways, that's all for now! See you guys next time!" Skater waved goodbye.

*A/N I'M OUT OF SCHOOL FOR SUMMER! DOBBY IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! No, but seriously, I'm out of school for summer! I'll be trying to update more often because of this, so YAY FOR MORE UPDATES! :D Also, find the references in this chapter! Here's a hint: They are for different fandoms. Anyways, have an awesome day, and see y'all next time!

~Skater