"Hello, and welcome back to Dare!" Joseph called out.
"Mom, who's this?" January asked Skater.
"This is a new co-host, Joseph. Joseph, this is January, Glitter, Star, Leah, and Yumihiko." Skater introduced the co-hosts to each other.
"Hi!" They all said to each other.
"Anyways, to kick things off, We have two co-hosts joining us!"
Name: Dr. Edward Toller
Gender: Male
Height: 6'3
Description: Has dark black hair, with silver streaks, that seems to goes in all directions, as though it was caught in an explosion, a.k.a. the typical mad scientist hair style. He wears a nice black suit, with a white lab coat overtop at all times. His eyes are covered with scientific goggles most of the time, but he has brown eyes underneath. He usually carries a clipboard, and Joseph the Plant with him. He speaks in the most stereotypical evil British accent imaginable, and is always sarcastic.
Extra Info: He is absolutely bat-s*** insane, and actively tries to turn other people the same way. He is a mad scientist, and a brilliant, brilliant troll. He will troll anybody, when he is not, and sometimes, when he is, causing them pain for the sake of his experiments. Also, he likes causing people pain. He was originally going to be the main villain of the first Ace Attorney game, but after he had passed the audition, Manfred von Karma tripped him in the hallway, causing him to sprain his ankle and lose that chance. His catchphrase is "Science! It kills people". He uses Joseph to force dares because he knows from experience that torture pits are expensive, costly, and most of all, unreliable.
Shippings Supported: Ones backed by SCIENCE!
Favourite Characters: As he is a villain, he likes his fellow villains, so: Dahlia, Kristoph, Alba, Phantom, Engarde, DeKiller, Miles, and finally, Phoenix, for his evidence forgery.
Least Favourite Characters: VOOONNNNN KKAAAARRRRMAAAA!
Name: Joseph the Plant
Gender: He's a plant.
Height: 1'4
Description: A leafy, green plant.
Extra Info: Joseph is the second cousin, twice removed, to fan favourite character, Charley the Plant. Joseph also has a strange power that permeates through the very fabric of reality. Once he is brought into the story, it is impossible for anyone to refuse a dare. If they struggle against it, their body will complete the dare, no matter how much the mind refuses. So, in other words, it's best to do the dare, and try to retain some dignity, than refusing it.
Shippings Supported: None. He's a plant.
Favourite Characters: Ditto
Least Favourite Characters: Dearly beloved cousin Charley.
Edward fell from the ceiling. As Skater walked up to him, Joseph the Plant fell, which he caught.
"A plant…? Okay then.." Skater said as she handed a bag to him.
"Not just ANY plant! This is Joseph the Plant!" Edward insisted.
"Hey, I'M Joseph!" Joseph interjected.
"We can't , like, have two Josephs!" Glitter groaned.
"Okay. Whenever we talk about the plant-"
"Joseph the Plant." Edward interrupted Skater.
"We'll call him Joseph the Plant." Skater finished. "And the PERSON Joseph will be just Joseph. Okay?"
"Okay." All the co-hosts agreed.
"Wait. A SCIENTIST!?" Ema asked, her eyes widening.
"Yep. Why?" Edward asked, grinning wildly.
"Oh my gosh, I LOVE science! Especially forensics!" Ema yelled, her eyes shining.
"Anyways, first dares...experiments..? Whatever they're called." January announced.
So… no more refusing dares… well… maybe for others and their dares, as they don't have Joseph.
Speaking of which, a little test:
Dahlia – Apologize to Maya for trying to kill her. (Also… don't tell Mia this, but if Mia laughs AT ALL during this, make her do the dare below).
"No, I….." Dahlia started to say. "I...Apologise….Maya…"
"You should be! You tried to kill me." Maya retorted as Mia burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHA! That's HILARIOUS!" Mia smirked.
"Sorry Mia, but you have to do the next dare." Leah told her.
"Wh-WHAT!?" Mia reeled back in shock.
Mia – Apologize to Dahlia for calling her a failure.
"I apologise for calling you a failure, Dahlia." (Even if it's true…) Mia thought.
"Hmmph." Dahlia glared at her.
"Next dar…" Skater started to say.
"What is it?" Star looked at the paper with the dares. "Oh.."
"Who do we have to revive?" January asked.
"Bansai." Star replied as January snarled.
"Only if I can torture him after." January bargained with an angry look in her eyes.
"Deal." Star snapped her fingers and Bansai was revived.
Bansai – Tell us why the other prosecutors never wear their badges.
"It is all because of the influence of Manfred von Karma." Bansai explained as he flicked open the lighter. "He convinced everyone else that it is best to keep your badge in your pocket."
Edward muttered something under his breath that sounded like, "Damn you, von Karma.."
"Okay. Now you die." January pushed him into her torture pit. She jumped in after him.
"What the heck?" Joseph asked, with an odd look on his face.
"Oh, right, I forgot to tell you. January has this creepy psychopathic side." Skater explained.
"Oh. Anyways, next dare!" Joseph called out, shooting a glance at the torture pit.
Badd – Tell us why you didn't lose your job despite being the Yatagarasu.
Badd took the lolipop out of his mouth. "I didn't lose my job because I retired before I admitted being in the Yatagarasu. That's why."
"That's what I assumed." Skater said.
"Next experiment!" Edward called out with an evil grin on his face.
Author – Change all the GK 2 character names to their English fan translation names for 3 chapters.
"Okay..?" Skater snapped her fingers.
"What did you do?" Sebastian asked as he started playing with his baton.
"Your names are all changed to the fan translation names." Skater explained.
"What?" Justine asked, extending her gavel.
"I thought you'd be happy with the change." Edward explained. with a smirk on his face, he added. "And Skater? I'm sure even you can agree that your precious Yumihiko's surname in the translation is superior. I mean… it is simply… Debeste!" He started laughing evilly after that as everyone groaned at the pun.
"Yay puns!" Skater jumped up and down excitedly, with a smile on her face.
"No, puns are bad." Star corrected her.
"I like puns, though.." Skater told her.
"Anyways, next dare!" Sebastian called out.
Phoenix – In order to figure out what is really in the bottles… for science, please drink the same amount of wine as you would drink "grape juice" on an average night at the Borscht Bowl Club.
"Okay.." Phoenix said hesitantly. "It's just… If I drank as much wine as I did grape juice, I would have died of alcohol poisoning a LONG time ago." Everyone was silent as he said that. Skater grabbed a bottle of grape juice and said,
"I don't taste any alcohol."
"Okay, then I guess that it is grape juice, and not an alcoholic drink. Next experiment!" Edward called out.
Pearl – Reenact an average level of Hotline: Miami on everybody else (including all OCs with the exception of I, the great Dr. Toller)… who will then be revived. Make it… as bloody as possible.
"I don't know what that game is!" Pearl cried out.
"Neither do I. I apologise, but this dare is simply impossible for now. I will look it up, and Pearl will do this dare later. I apologise about that." Skater announced. "Okay, so last dare!" She added.
And finally…
Simon Keyes (Sōta Sarushiro) and Dahlia – Both of you are evil, scheming redheads who hate humanity and are driven by revenge… in other words, science says you should be perfect for each other. Go on a date together.
There, that's enough experiments for now.
"Okay..?" Simon Keyes said. He and Dahlia left through the front door.
"WHAT!? SOMEONE ACTUALLY LEFT THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!?" Star yelled, startling everyone around her.
"Thanks a lot, Star." Skater told her as the girl smirked. Star then took some coffee with tons of sugar and milk out of her bag, and started drinking it.
"Our next, like, group of dares are from FranzyPearlFan!" Glitter announced obliviously.
Ok happy summer
In the spirit of summer I dare
Simon Blackquill: sing Fabulous from HSM2 with Hugh, Juniper, Robin, and Myriam as backup (he has too wear really girly clothes)
"We are not affected by Joseph the Plant for these dares?" Simon asked.
"Nope. However, it's either the dare or punishment." Skater smirked at having cornered Simon.
"...Fine." Simon glared at Skater as he went to the closet. When he came out, he had on a short, pink, frilly prom dress.
Simon:
Its out with the old and in with the new,
Goodbye clouds of Grey, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
Excuse Me Thank You
Iced tea imported from England,
Lifeguards imported from Spain,
Towels imported from Turkey,
Turkey imported from Maine,
Simon and Hugh:
We're gonna relax and renew,
Simon:
You, go, do!
I want fabulous,
That is my simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
I need something inspiring to help me get along,
I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fetch me my jimmy choo flip flops,
Where is my pink prada tote?
I need my tiffany hair band,
And then I can go for a float.
Hugh, Robin, Juniper, and Myriam:
A summer like never before
Simon:
I want more!
Hugh, Robin, Juniper, and Myriam:
He wants fabulous,
That is his simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
He needs something inspiring to help him get along,
He needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash,
Fabulous parties even fabulous trash,
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling,
He's got to have fabulous everything.
Hugh and Simon:
Nothing to Discuss
Everything's got to be perfect.
Simon:
For me
Hugh:
He wants fabulous,
That is his simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
He needs something inspiring to help him get along,
He needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
Simon:
This won't do, that's a bore,
That's insulting, I need more!
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need, I need
I Need FABULOUS!
Robin:
Fabulous Hair, fabulous style,
Juniper:
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile.
Simon:
I like what I see,
I like it a lot
Robin, Juniper, Myriam:
Is this absolutely fabulous?
Hugh:
Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous?
Simon:
Absolutely... NOT!
Everyone bursted out laughing from the sight of Simon in a dress, as well as singing the song.
"Okay, okay. I've NEVER laughed that hard in my life." Skater wiped tears from her eyes.
"Next dare!" Joseph called out.
Phantom, Athena, and Apollo: please reenact the scene from scooby doo and the cyberchase with the scooby doo theme (link at bottom)(or if it fails just look up scooby doo and the cyberchase theme)
"Um, okay…?" Athena looked at Apollo as she agreed. Apollo shrugged.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?
We got some work to do now.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?
We need some help from you now.
Come on, Scooby-Doo,
I see you,
pretending you got a sliver.
You're not fooling me,
'cause I can see,
the way you shake and shiver.
You know we got a mystery to solve,
so Scooby-Doo, be ready for your act.
Don't hold back!
And, Scooby-Doo, if you come through,
you're going to have yourself a Scooby Snack!
That's a fact!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here are you.
You're ready and you're willing.
We can count on you, Scooby-Doo,
I know you'll catch that villain.
After that chase, everyone is laughing, Athena is smiling, Apollo is looking embarrassed, and the Phantom looks very disheveled.
"Next dare!" Leah called out, covering her mouth in an attempt to stop laughing.
Simon and Athena: fight an ancient samurai
Suddenly, the ancient samurai Maeda Keiji appeared on his horse for Athena and Simon to fight. The samurai attacked Athena with his spear first, but Athena dodged as Simon took out his sword.
Maeda Keiji then charged at Athena again, but was blocked by Simon. Every time he tried to attack, Simon would block him, so he quickly changed targets to Simon.
As the two men fought, Athena ran up behind Maeda Keiji and kicked him in the head, knocking him out. Skater snapped her fingers, and the samurai, as well as his horse, disappeared. Athena and Simon were both panting, but were unharmed.
"We now have a dare for Klavier and Kennedi!" Leah announced, .
Klavier: (I wish people would make more baby suggestions) anyway lift the baby like it's Simba
"Okay…?" Klavier replied as he lifted up Kennedi like in Lion King. The baby laughed a bit.
"You like that? Okay!" Klavier asked, lifting her higher. Kennedi laughed even more as Klavier smiled.
"Okay, you can put her down now." Skater smiled to herself at how happy Klavier looked.
"Next experiment! This is going to be fun!" Edward grinned to himself.
Miles: fight a shark with a chainsaw
"Where did this dare come from?" Miles asked, a odd look on his face.
"Who cares? Just do the darn dare." Star rolled her eyes at Miles. She then snapped her fingers and Miles was holding a chainsaw, and a shark had appeared. They were still on land, however.
"Won't the shark just die of no water?" Miles asked, relieved that he didn't have to do the dare.
"It's a land shark." Star shook her head as the shark somehow started swimming through the air.
"What the hell?" Miles asked, turning on the chainsaw. He ran towards the shark with the chainsaw, but the shark dodged. It quickly changed targets to Kay, who was sitting nearby, playing with Kennedi. As Miles realized this, he quickly ran towards the shark just as it was about to hurt Kay and cut off its head.
" ? You saved me.." Kay ran up and hugged him.
(YAY KAYWORTH!) Skater and Star thought at the same time.
"Our next set of dares are from PuzzlingGamer!" Joseph announced.
Hello again! Once again, thank you for doing my dares! Since I told Maya I'd give her burgers after the dare, here she goes! -hands over 5 bags of burgers-
Okay, round 3!
January, Skater, and Star: Pick one name of anyone on set each. That person has to prank another person on set of their choosing. If even 1 person does not prank another character, all three have to go to the torture pit.
(Example: I pick Trucy, and she has to prank someone no one picked, let's say, Larry. She has to prank him before the chapter ends or else she and the other two have to go to the torture pit.)
"JANUARY! YOU HAVE A DARE!" Skater called down into the torture pit.
"Aww, I was having fun!" January frowned as she came up holding a bloody knife.
"Okay, so I pick Pearly." Skater announced as January threw the knife back into her pit.
"I pick Trucy." Star added.
"And finally, I pick Johann." January finished.
"Just call me John." John muttered. The three ran off to set up pranks.
"Anyways, next dare is for Athena!" January smiled.
Athena: You have to avoid seeing one person of January's choosing. If you have interaction with that person, intentional or not, you have to go to the torture pit. I'm sorry!
"Okay, I choose for you to avoid Franziska." January.
"Seems simple enough." Athena shrugged. Immediately, a bucket of water was dumped on Athena.
"Who did that!?" She demanded, and a laugh rang through the room.
"That's Trucy's laugh." Skater chucked to herself. "Anyways, next dares are for Trucy and Apollo!"
Trucy: Do a magic show with Apollo as your assistant!
Apollo: You have to help Trucy with the magic show. No complaints!
"Okay.." Apollo forced a smile.
"Come ON, Polly! Let's go!" Trucy ran up to the stage room.
Everyone was applauding by the end of the performance, as it had turned out amazing.
"That was simply FABULOUS, darling! That rivaled my performances!" Max smiled at Trucy. Meanwhile, Iris and Phoenix were talking nearby.
"That was a wonderful performance that your daughter did, Phoenix!" Iris smiled. Phoenix smiled as well. He wouldn't tell her, but Pearl was behind Iris, about to throw a cup of confetti on her. As Pearl did, she took off running, laughing.
"Darn it, Pearl!" Iris laughed, running after her.
Thank you again! -hands over some cupcakes to everyone on set, including Dahlia-
"Dahlia will get her cookies when she gets back from her date." Skater smiled as everyone else enjoyed their cookies.
"Aren't we missing one prank?" January frowned.
"Oh yeah, John hasn't pranked anyone yet." Star joined in, frowning.
"Should we be mad because he didn't complete a dare, or scared because he hasn't completed a dare?" Leah added as well.
"I don't know." Sebastian joined the conversation.
"Is everyone joining this conversation?" Joseph asked.
"Apparently." Edward continued. Everyone continued discussing the matter until a voice yelled,
"DARN IT, JOHN! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
"Worth it." John smiled to himself as Justine chased after him. John's prank had been that he dyed her hair purple. The co-hosts all failed to keep from laughing.
"Well, looks like that's John's prank. See you all next time!" Skater waved goodbye.
*A/N
Happy Fathers Day! Oh, and also,
Sebastian Debeste = Yumihiko Ichiyanagi
Justine Courtney = Hakari Mikagami
Simon Keyes = Sōta Sarushiro
Johann (John) Marsh = Shimon Aizawa
Just so you guys know :3
~Skater