"Welcome back to Dare, after a loong break!" Skater smiled.
"Jeez, it's been, like, what? A month?" Glitter asked.
"Yep. Anyways, first off, we have a round of dares from BladeXFire!" Star announced.
Judges: I dare you judges to be smart for one time.
"Oh my! How dare you call us dumb!" The judge and his brother said at the same time, while Judge Courtney slammed her gavel.
"How. Dare. You!" She yelled angrily, her hair still purple from the last chapter. Everyone took a step back.
(Yeah, we probably shouldn't mess with her right now..) Leah thought.
"Anyways, next dare!" Sebastian announced.
Godot: We all know you want to do this. Marry Mia.
"Mia, my beautiful kitten.." Godot said, getting on one knee. Pulling out a box, he opened it, revealing a diamond ring. "Will you do the honor of becoming my wife?"
"Yes! I will!" Mia smiled as if that was the best thing that could happen to her.
"Yay! Congratulations, Sis!" Maya ran up to her and gave her a hug.
"I can't wait for the wedding~" Mia sang.
"Speaking of which, we have a dare for the hosts!" Joseph said in surprise.
Hosts and co-hosts: Plan the wedding and don't screw anything up or Shelly can cut your heads of with a old dull rusty razor blade.
All the hosts looked over at Shelly, who was sharpening said knife.
"Okay, I'm leaving Iris, Franziska, and Trucy in charge while the hosts prepare for the wedding in a few chapters." Skater announced, to the shock of everyone else. She snapped her fingers, giving the three a magic purse and Author powers. "Any new co-hosts also can help out." She and all the other co-hosts left.
"Why us?" Iris asked, stopping the author.
"I used a random character generator, and you, Trucy, and Franziska appeared." Skater explained. "Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a wedding to plan. Oh, and Edward, you're staying here too. You might screw up the wedding plans." She stopped the scientist.
"Damn it! Oh well." Edward frowned, as the other co-hosts left.
"Um, next dare?" Trucy called out, frowning.
DD Miles and 20 yr old miles: debate on what it means to be a prosecutor.
"Well, obviously, it's to win every trial!" Y. Miles told Miles.
"No. It's to find the truth." Miles retorted, pushing up his glasses.
"Have you lost your mind? A Guilty verdict is the most important thing." Y. Miles countered.
"OBJECTION! No! The truth is better than all the guilty verdicts in the world!" Miles pointed at Y. Miles.
"OBJECTION! Do you have any proof?" Y. Miles retorted.
"OBJECTION! Do you?" Miles smirked. The two continued arguing over what it means to be a prosecutor, until..
*CRACK*
"ENOUGH! You foolishly foolish fools arguing over a foolishly foolhardy subject! Any foolishly foolish fool can see that it depends on the foolish person!" Franziska interjected.
(Can someone tell me why they put Franziska in charge..?) Both Y. Miles and Miles thought at the same time.
"Time for the next foolishly foolish dare." Franziska waved her finger.
Ray: I dare you to do a mock trail with any prosecutor
"Okay? How about you, Franny-pie?" Ray smiled.
*CRACK*
Ray jumped back, sweating.
"Let's get this foolishly foolish trial over with.." Franziska sighed.
The trial ended with a Not Guilty verdict. What? I have writers block!
"Author, could you please make your own statements in Author's Notes, that would be nice." Franziska said.
(*A/N Okay, okay, jeez, Franziska. Lighten up a bit. I know you lost, but..)
"Next dare!" Trucy shouted.
Franziska(s): I dare you to stop with showing off your kink. No whips or riding crops for two chapters.
"Hmph. Fine." Franziska reluctantly put down her whip.
"HECK NO! This whip is my source of power!" Y. Franziska bended her riding crop angrilly.
"Franziska Gilligan von Karma, put down the riding crop." Manfred told the 13 year old. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Your middle name is Gilligan?" Phoenix said through his laughter.
"I may not be able to whip you, but I can still slap you!" Franziska retorted whilst slapping Phoenix. She then slapped Y. Franziska.
"What was that for?" Y. Franziska asked her older self.
"If you had just given up your riding crop, we wouldn't be dealing with this embarrassment of a middle name!" Franziska glared at her younger self. "Now give up the riding crop!"
"Okay, fine! Jeez.." Y. Franziska put down her riding crop.
"Next, we have *giggle* another round of dares from Franzypearlfan!" Iris told, trying her hardest to stop laughing.
I have to say this like right now but Kennedi can stay until the end of the story (out of pity)
That being said
Klavier: feed and change her again
"Got it! Just continue with the dares!" Klavier called out.
Ok this weeks torture go!
Apollo and Simon Blackquill: sing I don't dance from HSM2 (Apollo is Ryan and he can wear his DLC outfit. Simon has to wear the frilly dress again)(Wright Anything Agency members past and present are back up)
"If we have to.." Apollo sighed. He went into one of the closets. When he came out, he was wearing his DLC outfit. Simon then went into another closet and changed into the frilly dress, as all the Wright Anything Agency members started getting together to sing backup.
Apollo: Hey,batter,batter, hey battter,batter swing.
Simon: I've go to just do my thing.
Apollo: Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,batter swing.
I'III show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball,dancing,same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate,start swingin.
Simon: I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.
Backup: You'll never know it you never try.
Simon: There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH.
Apollo: Come on!
Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo and Backup: I know you can.
Simon: Not a chance.
Apollo and Backup: It I could do this,well,you could do that.
Simon: But I don't dance.
Apollo: Hit it out of the park!
Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo: I say you can.
Simon: There's not a chance.
Apollo: Slide home,you score, swingin on the dance floor.
Simon: I don't dance,no.
Apollo: Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,batter swing.
Simon: I've go to just do my thing.
Apollo: Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,batter swing.
Apollo: Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot,just hit it.
Simon: I've got what it takes, playin my game,so you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'II show you how I swing.
Backup: You'll never know if you never try.
Simon: There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time. YEAH.
Apollo: Come on!
Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo and Backup: I know you can.
Simon: Not a chance.
Apollo and Backup: It I could do this, well, you could do that.
Simon: But I don' dance.
Apollo: Hit it out of the park!
Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo: I say you can.
Simon: There's not a chance.
Apollo: Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
Simon: I don't dance, no.
Apollo: Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out,spin around,do the dance.
Simon: I wanna play ball,not dance hall.
I'm makin a triple,not a curtain call.
Apollo: I can prove it to you til you know it's true,cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.
Simon: You're talkin a lol;show me what you gat. STOP.
All: Swing!
Apollo: HEY
Come on,swing it like this.
Oh,swing!
Simon: Ooh
Apollo: Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean; That's how you swing.
Simon: You make a good pitch but I don't belive.
Apollo: I say you can.
Simon I know I can't.
Apollo and Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo: You can do it.
Simon: I don't dance,no.
Apollo: Nothin'to boy, alta boy. YEAH.
Simon: Hey,batter,batter, hey batter,bater what?
Apollo: One,two,three,four, everybody swing!
Apollo and Simon: COME ON!
Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo: I know you can.
Simon: Not a chance.
Apollo and Backup: It I could do this,well,you could do that.
Simon: But I don't dance.
Apollo: Hit it out of the park!
Simon: I don't dance.
Apollo: I say you can.
Simon: There's not a chance.
Apollo: Silde home,you score,swingin on the dance floor.
Simon: I don't dance,no.
Everyone clapped as the song ended, and Simon and Apollo went to separate closets to change back into their normalwear.
"Our next dare is for Phantom and Calisto!" Edward announced, an evil grin on his face. "As well as Cammy!"
Phantom and Calisto: sing Easy street from the 1999 version of Annie (pick any of the female villains to play Lily)
"Okay, here goes!" The three said as they gathered in preparation to sing.
Phantom: I remember the way
Our sainted mother
Would sit and croon us
Her lullaby
Calisto: She'd say, kids, there's a place
That's like no other
You got to get there before you die
Phantom: You don't get there
By playing from the rule book
Calisto:You stack the aces
Phantom: You load the dice
Calisto and Phantom: Mother dear
Oh, we know you're down there listening -
How can we follow
Your sweet
Advice
To
Phantom: Easy street
Easy street
Where you sleep till noon
Calisto: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Calisto and Phantom: She'd repeat
Easy street
Better get there soon.
Phantom, Calisto, and Cammy: Easy street
Easy street
Where the rich folks play
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Move them feet
Calisto: Move them ever-lovin' feet
Phantom, Calisto, and Cammy: To easy street
Calisto: Easy street
Phantom, Calisto, and Cammy: When you get there stay
Phantom: It ain't fair
How we scrounge
For three of four bucks
While she gets
Warbucks
Calisto: The little brat!
It ain't fair this here life
Is drivin' me nuts!
While we get peanuts
She's livin' fat!
Phantom: Maybe she holds the key
That little lady
Calisto:To gettin' more bucks
Phantom: Instead of less
Maybe we fix the game
With something shady
Cammy: Where does that put us?
Calisto: Oh, tell her.
Phantom, Calisto, and Cammy: Yes!
Easy street
Easy street
Annie is the key
Yes sirree
Yes sirree
Yes sirree
Easy street
Easy street
That's where we're gonna -
Be!
Everyone clapped as they finished their trio.
"Next dare!" Franziska stated.
Wow that's two songs
Edgeworth: fight a t-Rex with a chainsaw
(First a shark, now a t-rex..?) Miles thought, exasperated.
"RELEASE THE T-REX!" Trucy called out as Iris and Franziska opened a random door, and a t-rex walked out.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" It cried out as Trucy pulled a chainsaw out of her magic panties.
"Here, Mr. Edgeworth!" She yelled as she threw the chainsaw, which he caught. The t-rex launched itself at Miles, who dodged out of the way. As the dinosaur ran by, Miles cut it with the chainsaw. Angrily, the t-rex let out another roar as it charged at Miles again. This time, Miles stabbed it with the chainsaw, and it collapsed. Everyone looked shocked.
"H-how..?" Iris asked, shocked.
"I'm Edgeworth. That's how." Miles shrugged.
"Anyways, next dare!" Trucy said after a minute.
Matt and Bansai: FENCE
(*A/N As you all know, I am biased against Bansai/Blaise. To keep from bias, I had to flip a coin to see who won.)
"Okay!" Trucy snapped her fingers and the two were dressed in traditional fencing gear. "FIGHT!"
*10 minutes later… AKA, the author has writer's block and can't think of a way to describe the fighting scene*
Matt wound up winning, and was greeted by congratulations from everyone for beating Blaise.
"Oh! The little kids have a dare!" Iris said, blushing.
L. Larry, L. Phoenix, and L. Miles: write a letter to the president
"Okay!" The three quickly grabbed a piece of paper and started writing.
(Bold is , bold italics are , boldunderline is Y. Larry.)
To the president,
Hello! Our names are Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, and Larry Butz. We are currently in 4th grade. Miles wishes to be a defense attorney, Phoenix wishes to be an artist, and Larry… well, he doesn't know what he wants to be.
What do you mean by that, Edgey!? :(
Larry, don't write unrelated things on the letter to the president.
You are!
Guys, we need to continue wright-ing the letter!
...That was a horrible joke, Phoenix.
Yeah, Nick. That was terrable.
Shut up, you guys.
Well, anyways-
Let me rite, Edgey!
You spelled write wrong, Larry.
Whatever! It's my turn to rite!
Ugh, I guess…
Hooray! Anyways, we met when Nick was accused of steeling Edgey's money! However, the two of us deffended him and prooved him innoocent.
Larry, you spelled-
Miles, let him write.
Your turn to wright, Nick!
That was a terrible pun, Larry.
What pun, Edgey?
Yeah, I tend to make puns based off of my name. You could say it's.. punny! But anyways, I'm done wright-ing, so Miles, your turn!
Please stop with the puns, Phoenix. Anyways, we should probably finish the letter. Have a good day, and goodbye!
Sincerely,
Miles Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright
Larry Butz
The three handed it to Iris, who read it.
"Aww, this is adorable! I'll send it right away!" Iris snapped her fingers, and it was gone.
"Time for the last foolishly foolish dare by this person." Franziska smirked.
Dahlia: kiss a cactus!
"Wh-WHAT?" Dahlia yelped.
"You heard the dare! Do it!" Iris glared at her twin.
"No!" Dahlia glared back.
"Do it!" Iris and Dahlia were sucked into a staring contest.
"No!"
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Do it!"
*SLAP*
"SHUT UP!" Franziska galred at the sisters. "OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE UNSPEAKABLE WORLD!" The twins stopped immediately after Franziska made that threat.
"That's a little harsh, isn't it?" Trucy whispered to Franziska.
"Hmph. No, it is not. Anyways, Iris! Leave your foolish sister alone. Dahlia, do the dare! Or I will send you to 'that' world."
Dahlia ran to the nearest cactus and kissed it.
"OW! That hurt!" She whined.
(Why does Skater even have a cactus farm..?) Iris thought, sweating.
"Our next round of dares is from Imagination Gamer!" Edward called out once again, looking curiously at Franziska.
"Why has he been so quiet?" Trucy whispered to Iris.
All Phoenix's: I dare you to all sing I'm Blue by Eiffel 65.
"...Fine." L. Phoenix, Feenie, Phoenix, and Hobo Nick all said.
L. Phoenix: Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
All: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Feenie: I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
All: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Phoenix: I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
All: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Hobo Nick: Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
All: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)
No one clapped.
"Sorry, Daddy, but you're as bad at singing as you are at playing the piano." Trucy frowned.
(Is my singing really that bad?) Y. Phoenix, Feenie, Phoenix, and Hobo Nick all thought, sweating.
"Our next dare is for Daddy!" Trucy said, bouncing on her toes.
Phoenix (normal): I dare you to eat three plates of the special at Tres Bein (that French restaurant with terrible food where that poisoning happened and Maggey was framed for it)
"WHAT?" Phoenix yelled.
"La lawyer wants ze eat la cuisine, non?" Jean armstrong smiled, and suddenly, poor Phoenix had three plates of said food. He sighed and dug in.
"That was the worst meal I have ever had in my life." Phoenix suddenly gagged and ran off into a bathroom.
(Seriously, how many rooms does Skater have here?) Iris thought.
"Next dare!" Edward was grinning now.
"It's official. I'm scared." Trucy whispered to Iris, who nodded in agreement.
Maya: I dare you to watch poltergeist with the lights off and no one with you. (If you can't take it call for Phoenix)
"Okay!" Maya ran into the movie room, which had no lights.
Half way through, Maya yelled,
"NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK!"
(I'd better go watch it with her..) Phoenix sighed and walked into the room.
When the movie ended, both were shaking in fear.
"Are you okay, Phoenix?" Iris asked Phoenix, concerned.
"I'm fine. I feel bad for Maya, though." He turned to the girl.
"A burger would help to cheer me up." Maya looked eagerly at Iris, who sighed and summoned a burger.
"The next foolish dare is for Klavier." Franziska stated.
Klavier: I dare you to let Apollo try to play your favorite guitar.
"Here, Herr Forehead." Klavier handed the guitar to Apollo.
"Thanks…?" As soon as Apollo strung one of the strings, everyone but Trucy, Iris, and Franziska died.
"Damn it, you foolish fool!" Franziska yelled.
*SLAP*
"Ow! It's not my fault that I'm bad at playing the guitar!" Apollo retorted. Iris revived everyone.
"Oh! We have a new co-host!" She said, surprised.
(Now, to let you borrow one of my OCs. I'd look up Jak & Daxter if I were you though.)
Name: Benjamin David Arthur Darkens (or simply Ben)
Gender: Male
Height: 5"4
Description: He's 5"4. Large cerulean eyes. The boy had brownish black hair that is short and well-groomed. His face looks a lot like Jak combined with his father's bodily features, but the features weren't as prominent because of his young age. Has slightly corded arms and legs. But, he is quite thin. His hands were a size larger than average with long, thin fingers that scarcely twitched. His ears may be pointed like a regular Elfan, but they were half the size they should be at his age. He was wears a recently washed, ghost white lab coat that is a size too big for him. He wore dark purple surgeon gloves that go up to his elbows and they looked well polished and brand new. He wore trousers that are midnight black and fit like they were made for him. wears Oxford leather boots that date back to the 1800's, not from his world, and fit like they were designed for him. He also wore white, clean socks that go up past his shins and are obviously too large for him. Hidden under that coat is a shirt that reads "Ace Attorney" with the insignia of the game.
Extra Info: He's very intelligent with a bit of a British lisp when he whispers or yells. He has powers that he's really ashamed of. Barely anything unnerves him and he's a decent fighter due to his occupation which is classified. He's great at doctoring, chemistry, and keeping his emotions under control. But, he has his peeves. He hates anything having to do with messy, dirty, unorderly, and evil.
Shippings Supported: He will not openly admit these (Phoenix X Maya, Godot X Mia, Edgeworth X Oldbag, and Misty X Gregory)
Favorite Characters: Phoenix, Maya, Mia, Ema, Lana, and Missile. (Especially Phoenix, but he tries to not show that)
Least Favorite Characters: All the villains; especially Dahlia.
Ben fell from from the ceiling, and Iris gave him a bottomless purse.
"A purse?" He asked, surprised.
"It has literally anything in it that you need." She explained.
"Oh." Ben stood up.
"Well, that's the end of this chapter! See you all next time!" Trucy smiled and waved.
*A/N
"Don't worry if you, like, miss us!" Glitter called out. "We'll be popping in, like, periodically throughout the next few chapters."
"It'll be to get people to try on dresses and stuff for the wedding." January explained.
Well, now that Glitter and January updated you on what they were doing, see you all next time!
~Skater