"Our first set of dares are from Hanny2704!" Franziska called out before anyone else could say anything.
"What about introduction?" Iris frowned.
"We have no time for an introduction! January and Glitter will be coming in periodically throughout the chapter to take characters!" Franziska glared at Iris
"Okay, okay, you don't have to get all mad." Ben replied. Just then, a girl came in. She said,
"I need to borrow Trucy, Pearl, Y. Trucy, and Y. Pearl!" She called out.
"January?" Franziska asked in surprise. The girl looked different. She now had black with purple streaked hair that was curled, and it now went to her mid-back. She also had a headband with a black bow on it. Rather than the skating dress she always wore, she wore a black crop top and high waisted ripped black jeans and a pair of black sandals replaced her skates.
"Mom decided to change me and Glitter's designs." January explained. She then left with the four girls in tow.
"*achem* As I was saying before, our first set of dares are from Hanny2704!" Franziska stated again.
Ok, my first time submitting dares!
Franziska: Don't use the word fool or anything near fool. "Examples: foolish, foolishly, etc.) for 3 chapters. If you do, Author and hosts may do whatever punishment.
"Ugh, I'm already giving up my whip! Do I have to?" Franziska groaned.
"Yes. Like you said before, Gilligan." Phoenix snickered.
*SLAP*
"Don't make me knock you out!" Franziska retorted angrily.
"Or me!" Y. Franziska added.
(As if one Franziska wasn't bad enough..) Phoenix thought, sweating.
"I'll give up saying those words." Both Franziskas agreed.
"That was easy. Next dare!" Iris frowned.
Apollo and Phoenix: Sing a song but it has to be by a girl.
Phoenix whispered into Apollo's ear.
"WE ARE NOT SINGING FRIDAY! How about Complicated by Avril Lavigne?" Both agreed on the song, and started singing.
Apollo: Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
'Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out, what you yellin' for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Phoenix:
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
And you're talking to me one on one
But you've become...
Both: Somebody else 'round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
Apollo: You come over unannounced
Dressed up like you're somethin' else
Where you are ain't where it's at
You see you're making me laugh out
Phoenix: When you strike your pose
Take off all your preppy clothes
You know you're not fooling anyone
When you've become...
Both: Somebody else 'round everyone else
You're watchin' your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
Apollo: Chill out, what you yellin' for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see...
Phoenix: Somebody else 'round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool,
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Both: Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No no
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? (yeah, yeah)
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this
You, you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No no no
Everyone clapped for Apollo, but not for Phoenix.
(Why does everyone hate my singing..?) Phoenix asked himself.
Just then, Trucy, Pearl, Y. Trucy, and Y. Pearl came in. They were all holding bags, which hid the items inside.
"They gave us our dresses! Me and Pearly are going to be bridesmaids!" Trucy smiled.
"And me and Y. Trucy are going to be flower-girls!" Y. Pearl shouted.
Just then, another girl came in, an oblivious smile on her face. She had light brown hair pulled up into a half up half down hairstyle, with a cream and pink bow in her hair. She had on a strapless pink dress with a cream bow around the waist, and had open toe wedges, with bows on the toes.
"Okay, I'm going to assume you are Glitter?" Iris asked. Glitter nodded.
"I , like, need Iris, Franziska, Kay, Maya, and Ema!" She explained, and the girls mentioned left.
"Oh, also, Skater is busy, but she wanted you all to know that, like, any dare that lasts for more than one chapter, does not count on the wedding chapter." Glitter then followed the other girls.
"Our next experiment is for Langgoat!" Edward smiled evilly.
Langgoat: Become a Langalpaca(Alpaca)
"Baaaa!" Lang bleated as he turned into an Alpaca.
"LEAVE LANGALPACA!" Trucy yelled. Langalpaca put its head down and ran off.
"Darn it Trucy!" Apollo glared at her.
"Um, next dare?" Ben smiled nervously.
Trucy: Prank Athena.
"Got it!" Trucy ran off.
"Heh heh heh.." She giggled as she put deep blue hair dye in Athena's shampoo. She then ran out of the bathroom, and Athena went in to go to the bathroom.
"Really, Trucy? Really?" Athena muttered as she came out of the bathroom with dark blue hair.
"How long does that hair dye last? I mean, Judge Courtney's hair is still purple from 2 chapters ago.." Pearl went into one of the many, many rooms, and came out with a bottle of pink hair dye.
"Let's see.. It lasts about 3 chapters, then it can be washed out." Pearl read. She then put back the bottle of dye as Glitter came back with the five girls, who were now holding bags.
"Iris and Maya are also bridesmaids, and the other three are, like, guests." Glitter explained. "Next, I need Justine, Dahlia, Nicole, Lotta, and Y. Ema." The five girls left with her.
"And we have our next dare!" Franziska smiled.
Athena: Let Maya do your hair.
"Okay!" Athena turned to Maya.
An hour or so later, she had her hair done in a waterfall braid, curled, and was now in a dark blue to red ombre reminiscent of a sunrise. It looked gorgeous compared to her light skin and blue eyes.
"That looks really pretty on you, Thena!" Juniper ran up to her, smiling.
"Thanks, Junie!" Athena smiled back.
"Our next dare is for Miles!"
And finally...
Edgeworth: Every time you get a dare for the next chapter, say Eureka! if you are doing it. If not, say OBJECTION!
"EUREKA!" Miles called out.
"I guess that's a 'yes'. " Franziska stated. "Our next round of dares are from FanOfGames16!"
Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, Mia: Play poker while ignoring the water balloons being thrown at you
Maya, Trucy, Young Pearl, and Kay: Throw water balloons at the defense attorneys playing chess
"Got it!" Kay's group immediately started filling up water balloons while Phoenix's group got cards to play poker.
"I'll be dealer." Juniper offered.
*The writer still has writer's block, so an hour later..*
It ended with a happy Maya, Trucy, Y. Pearl, and Kay, and a soaking wet Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, and Mia.
Maya, Trucy, Older Pearl, and Kay: Have a paintball war with each other. You each can choose two partners
Edgeworth and Franziska: Play chess in the middle of the paintball war.
"OBJECTION! I object!" Miles refused.
"And I'm a co-host! I can refuse a dare!" Franziska replied.
"..Fine." Iris threw Miles into the fangirl pit.
"Aww.." Kay frowned.
"Next dare!" Iris called out.
All Ema Skyes: Perform deadly experiments on the Gavins.
Simon: Have a staring contest with Gant
Simon turned to Gant. They started at each other as January came back.
"I need- um, what are they doing?" She asked.
"Staring contest." Iris explained.
"Ah. Anyways, I need Athena, Karin, her grandmother, and any other girls that are not Mia that have not been called yet." January left with those girls as Glitter came back with the other four girls.
"I'll stay here for now. We're not supposed to call Mia back until, like, everyone else is done." Glitter explained. "Also, Jan-Jan, like, took everyone else. Anyways, next dare!"
Older Pearl: Tell your younger self that Phoenix and Maya will never be a couple
"What? But they will be a couple! Even if it takes me 50 years to get them together!" Pearl rolled up her sleeve.
Iris, Trucy, and Franziska all looked at each other. None of them wanted to punish the girl.
"I'll do it." Edward sighed. He threw her into the acid pit.
"Since when has that fo-Skater had an acid pit!?" Franziska demanded.
"Since forever. Next dare!" Edward called out.
Maggey: Break 30 mirrors, walk under 20 ladders, and have 10 black cats walk by you
"Okay.. My luck can't get any worse, right?" Maggey gulped.
*30 mirrors, 20 ladders-*
"STEPLADDERS!" Phoenix retorted back.
*WHATEVER THEY ARE CALLED, and 10 black cats later..*
"I don't FEEL any more unlucky.." Maggey frowned.
Gumshoe: Attempt a very complex mathematic equation
"Oh! Like, let me write it!" Glitter went to the whiteboard and wrote 9x^2 + 1.
"Umm.." Gumshoe frowned. His head then exploded.
"Well, that, like, escalated quickly." Glitter frowned, and then solved the problem.
"(3x + i)(3x - i) is the answer." She told Gumshoe after reviving him.
"How was I supposed to know that, pal?" Gumshoe frowned.
Detective Fulbright and The Phantom: Play Russian Roulette
"WHAT? That is an obstruction of justice!" Fulbright clenched his fist.
"What, are you too much of a wimp?" The phantom teased.
"Absolutely not! I just don't want to die.." He frowned.
"WIMP!" Glitter bitch-slapped Fulbright into the fangirl pit.
"Damn, I never thought Glitter of all people was capable of that.." Franziska muttered.
"Anyways, that's like, all for now! See you next chapter!" Glitter smiled.
*A/N I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LACK OF CHAPTERS HERE! I was being an idiot and trying to put every dare in my inbox in this chapter, but when I tried to write it, my brain was just like, "Ha, ha NO." So, yeah. Anyways, see you all next time!
~Skater