Hello all of you lovely readers! Another update today, aren't you proud? :D Holy shit guys, there's only TWO CHAPPIES LEFT of this story! There will be no epilogue, just two chapters. But can you believe it's almost over?! I can't. Like, wow. Seriously, though, thank you to everyone who's been following this story and reading along with me this far. I love you all and you all are great. :')

Anyways, I'll stop yammering so you all can enjoy~

"Hey, don't tell me you're here to get customers?"

Itachi limped over to his red headed friend, smirking at him and shrugging his shoulders. "What's the other option? Stay and starve at home?"

Sasori rolled his eyes and glanced down at the raven haired male's cast. "Pfft. With that leg? How are you suppose to find a customer?"

Itachi chuckled and leaned on his krutch. "Who knows? Maybe I'll catch a customer into cripples." He joked, sitting down on a nearby bench.

The redhead sighed and shook his head, taking a seat beside the Uchiha and digging around in his pockets until he found what he was looking for. He pulled out some cash and handed half of it to Itachi. "Take this. You should go home and rest. Come back when your leg is healed."

Itachi gave the other male a look and grunted. "It'll be forever before my leg heals. You know you can't give me money every day and still make it." He paused for a moment, fixing his gaze on the small wad of money before sighing heavily. "Alright, fine. But consider it a loan. I'll pay you back when I'm able to work again." He took the money and pat Sasori on the back. "Thank you."

Sasori nodded, smiling softly and leaning back on the bench. "No problem." They sat there watching other prostitutes getting picked up on the curb by horny customers. Oh what a life they lived.

Itachi chuckled quietly to himself and looked up to the sky. "You know, I'm so use to the atmosphere here, when I'm home I actually kinda miss it. As ridiculous as that sounds."

Sasori glanced at his raven haired friend from the corner of his eyes, humming softly. "I know what you mean." He muttered quietly, more to himself than to Itachi.

"Hnn." He looked down at the cast on his leg and smirked. "I wonder with this unique leg, should I raise the price or lower it?"

Sasori snorted and smirked back at his friend. "You'd better be careful or you'll get it broken again, Uchiha." They both smiled and laughed lightly, enjoying the night together. Chatting about nothing in particular as Sasori decided not to go out with a customer tonight but rather talk to his friend. It was already late and he'd had a customer earlier that night, so he'd be fine to quit early. He figured Deidara was already asleep so he stayed and kept his friend company until it was time to head home.

Sasori sighed as he took his shoes and coat off. He glanced over at the sleeping blonde and placed a soft kiss on his forehead before going to take a shower.

As Sasori was taking his shower, someone quietly unlocked the front door and slipped inside. He crept into the dimly lit house, his golden, snake like eyes scanning the small apartment and stopping as he spotted the blonde sleeping in the bed. "Well, well, well. Seems my little scorpion found a new friend to play with." The man said quietly as to keep his presence unknown.

A sinister grin formed on his pale face as he got an idea. He quietly strolled over to the sleeping blonde and slithered into bed beside him. Pressing his body against the blonde's back as he wrapped his arms around him and placed soft kisses on his neck.

Deidara stirred in his sleep and groaned at the action. "Danna, please go to sleep, un."

The man smirked and kept a firm hold on the younger male. Grinning as he heard the bathroom door open. Sasori sighed as he stepped out of the bathroom, scratching his head and looking over at his slumbering lover only to find the snake holding him. "OROCHIMARU!" His eyes went wide before narrowing. His face twisting in a scowl as he turned on the light and attempted to pry the filthy snake from his lover. "Get the hell off of him!" He shouted.

Deidara's eyes shot open at all of the commotion and he let out a panicked scream seeing Sasori in front of him while feeling someone pressed against his back and holding him tightly. "Danna!"

They struggled for a while before Orochimaru let Deidara go, laughing as the blonde scurried out of the bed and over to Sasori who shot the snake a sharp glare and held him protectively to his chest.

Orochimaru grinned, looking between the two. "So...this is the reason why you didn't want to get back with me, eh?"

Sasori growled at the man. "Leave! Never in a million years would I even dream of getting back with you. So just get the fuck out of here and leave us alone."

The pale man clicked his tongue and put on a fake pout. "Aww, baby, you're so cruel and cold to your first love. The one who loved you and taught you everything."

Sasori's glare didn't falter. He simply responded with a harsh. "Fuck off."

Orochimaru laughed again and grinned. "You resemble me more and more every day. I like it."

"Why don't you shut the fuck up and leave already, un?!"

"Ohh~ Seems you've got little blondie bitch trained well." Orochimaru snickered, smirking as he glanced between the two glaring at him. He sighed and stood up. "How about this; I'm renting a nice, big room near here. Why don't the three of us go there, have a little fun together~?"

Deidara scoffed at such an offer. "As if that would ever happen, un." He rolled his eyes and flipped the raven haired man off. "Fuck off."

Orochimaru stared at the blonde in disbelief for a few moments before snorting and shaking his head. "Fuck...you think Sasori will love you for the rest of your life?" He scowled at the blonde. "He's a whore. He says he loves you, but still goes and sleeps with other guys."

"Shut the hell up!" Sasori spat.

Orochimaru chuckled, smirking at the blonde and lowering his voice. "And one day, he'll turn you into a whore like him." He sighed as he sat down on the couch. "What's the point in keeping a gay love like yours permanent? Stable? Fickle like a child with toys. Hook up, have a bit of fun, then once you're over it, find another toy." He placed his chin in his palm and laughed. "Being gay and a whore, wow, your future sure is bright, isn't it?"

Sasori had had enough of the snake's rambling. "Get out! Get out of our house or else!"

"Or else?" Orochimaru repeated as a question, cocking his head to the side. "Or else what? What are you going to do to me, Sasori baby?"

Sasori narrowed his eyes, reaching into the drawer beside their television and pulling out a pocket knife. "Don't fuck with me, you bastard. If you don't get out right now, I'll stab you."

Orochimaru's eyes widened slightly at the knife. He grinned and clapped his hands as he stood up and moved closer to Sasori. "Bravo, baby! You're more masculine every time I see you." He leaned closer, his hot breath dancing across Sasori's face as he spoke in almost a whisper. "It really turns me on~"

Sasori shoved the raven haired man away from him, causing him to stumble and fall onto the couch. The redhead lunged after him with the pocket knife and stabbed him in the side. His voice was dangerously low as he spoke. "I'm only going to tell you once more." He twisted the knife, every word dripping with venom. "Get the fuck out of my house and if I see you anywhere near me or Deidara again, I'll kill you."

Orochimaru gasped in pain, letting out a pain filled yelp when Sasori yanked the knife out of him. He held his bleeding side and stared with wide golden eyes at Sasori. "W-what the hell?!"

Sasori stared at Orochimaru with a passive, stone cold face. "You were the one who taught me to be cruel to survive. Now, I'm surviving." There wasn't a single emotion to be detected in his voice.

Orochimaru stood up and held his mouth as he coughed, cursing as there was some speckles of blood on his pale palm. He shot Sasori and Deidara a weak glare as he hobbled out of the apartment, disappearing into the night and leaving behind a trail of blood.

You go, Sassy! Show that snake who's boss! Okay, I'm probably going to write one more chapter and possibly update this one last time before the night's over. I dunno, I might get both chappies done tonight or I may wait until tomorrow to update again, but either way, I plan on having this done by TOMORROW. So be looking forward to that! :D

Anywhooo~ I hope you all enjoyed! Don't forget to review and have a beautiful day~