On one hand, the fanfictioners' inability to update or post stories was welcome. Really, there are only so many times a man can be beaten, concussed, and otherwise tortured. On the other, my sympathies went out to my fellow authors who could not share their art.
I went to tell Holmes but stopped in my tracks. He was seated at our laptop, typing furiously. He looked up, grinning manically. "The computer term 'trojan' is certainly an apt one, wouldn't you say? "
I groaned. "Holmes, there are better ways to lodge your complaints with fanfictioners."