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Sinful Vanity
theskythatshinesbright
RaNDoem
bunnykins15
bella cullen the original
creven16
BlueFireMoon
thoughts: everybody
Thoughts: Tsuna
Normal Pov
"Reborn I did it! I became friends with Kyoko!", Tsuna shouted.
"Calm down you imbecile." Reborn said while drinking his espresso he got from who knows where.
"Hey I am not an imbecile, you meanie!" Tsuna felt insulted at Reborn's comment.
"Are you sure you midget, from what I've heard your a blockhead." Tsuna couldn't believe that Reborn just insulted her twice in one sentence.
"Ugh, I can't believe you! Why are you helping me one second(actually it's been a few hours, but hey whatever) and insulting me the next?." She was ready to strangled him until he slowly lost his breath.
"Who ever said I was helping you? I was only following orders, plus shrimp it's funny to insult you." Reborn laughed inwardly at her angered face.
"What?! You..You jerk!... Wait what orders?" Questioned Tsuna.
"That's right, I almost forgot." ,Reborn made a 'oh yeah' face, "My true line of work is that of an assassin, my job is to make you a mafia boss."
Tsunami, at that moment knew she was fuck, so she stared at the man who claimed to be a assassin and wondered whether he lost his mind, wait did he just say mafia boss?
"What a mafia boss?!" Tsuna shrieked and thought,'No no no no no No! I'm not mafia material! Oh god please tell me your kidding.'
"I was assigned by a certain man to train you to become a astounding mafia boss, the method is up to me."
"What certain man? Is your head ok?"
"Shall I shot you again?"
"Umm, no. I'm good, I'd also rather not become a mafia don thank you." She said as she got up.
"Sorry, oh wait I'm not. But you don't have a choice little girl." He got up as well and followed her, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen, you so called assassin. Imma hungry so imma gonna cook for me." Tsuna spoke in a babyish way.
"Stop talking like that, mafia bosses do not talk like that. And I am a assassin you no-good girl."
"No way man, anyway what do ya wanna eat?" Tsuna asked.
"Italian, wait can you even cook?" He said annoyingly.
"How dare you? I can to cook, just watch me." She rolled up her sleeve and pulled out a knife.
"It better be good or else." Reborn said, pulling out a gun.
"Hey! No water guns inside the house!" Tsuna shouted at Reborn.
"It's not a toy you dimwit." Slightly pissed, she thought Leon was a toy.
"Oh, ok. Sure it's not." A sarcastic comment came from our cute tune fish.
"Just keep you mouth shut and make the food." He was getting annoyed but just kept it in.
"I thought I couldn't cook." She took out some ingredients.
"You won't be if you keep talking."
"Want are you gonna do? Chop off my hands?" She raised the knife which gleamed.
"I just might."
"Well, if you do that I'll die from blood loss." She bought it down and chopped the onions.
"As if I was unprofessional enough to do that and make the food you dork." That comment wasn't so much of a question but a command.
"Fine meanie pants." Tsunami blow a raspberry."Now get out of the kitchen." Reborn compiled to that, seeing as he was hungry.
60 minutes later
"Ok, you ungrateful assassin, food is ready." She sat down the food with all the utensils needed.
"We still have to see if you can cook or not, stupid little girl." Reborn replied rudely.
"Why do have to pick on my height so much, ya jackass?" She pouted but started eating.
"I'm not picking on your height, I'm simply stating the truth, midget."
"Just start eating you prick."
They started eating and honestly Tsuna was a pretty decent cook, almost better than the vongola cooks. Well it's not like he was going to tell her that but it wasn't like she had to know. He kept convincing himself that she wasn't all that good so she didn't need to know until said cook interrupted his thoughts.
"But the way who is the 'certain man' you were talking about?" She asked,"Wait how are you done already? It's barely even 10 minutes...Oh, I see, so you DO like it after all." Reborn looked down at his plate, saw that she was right and knew that to save his face, he had to do something. So he pulled out Leon, who in turn turned into a pistol, and shoot a few millimeter away from Tsuna's ear. And simply said,'There was a bug' and left flea-walked out the kitchen.
'Phfff, ha Tsuna: 1 Stupid Jackass of a hitman: 0. Aww man, that stupid hitman never answered my question!' Tsuna thought while washing the dishes, as she had finished just then. After she was finished, she went upstairs and went into her room. Seeing the hitman 'asleep' she mentally danced a dance of joy, cause a sleeping hitman means a quite hitman. She went and took a relaxing bath, but while doing so, she realized that Reborn was sleeping on her bed and set up trap around it! She started thinking about the scores again,'Tsuna: 1 Smart ass hitman: 1. haaaaaaaaa, at least the water's relaxing. But Reborn said that a certain man sent him, who could that be? Well Ira-kun said his dad was a mafia boss, but it's not the same family right? But he could make a flame like the one that appeared on my head, though his was different and so were their's. Oh shit, I think I'v been in the water too long, my skin's red and wrinkly, time to get dried up.'
She walked out the bathroom and slept on the one Reborn slept on the day before, not without cursing him for stealing her bed.
Next day
"The mafia boss, a leader who rules a criminal organization. Able to move a number of trusted members with one hand. Willing to risk even his life for the family, surrounded by the respect and admiration of all. Seem as a hero by the children of the slums..."
"Oh, is that right?" Reborn questioned.
"How the freak would I know? Your the one forcing me to read it!" She screamed.
"Read it every morning, because you are the person who will become the tenth generation boss." Reborn didn't seem affected by her scream at all.
"Haven't I been saying no! There's no way I'm becoming a mafia boss!"
"Don't worry, I'll take care of everything on my own." Reborn somehow pulled out a gun- Oh who are we kidding, it's REBORN we talking about.
"I'm very, very worried." Tsuna said as she got up to get her bag.
"Hey, why do you wear those?" Reborn said pointing to her wig and glasses.
"Didn't you know? Appearances lie." Tsuna answered as she walked out her room , to her mother(Nana come home later), ate breakfast and left.
At school
'Everyone has been treating me differently since I defeated Mochida-Senpai. Some are freaked out but, no-one's calling me Dame-Tsuna. It's like they respect me now, I mean it feels awkward but I'm happy about it.'
A student patted her back and said 'Sup Tsuna' and Tsuna replied with morning with a awkward smile.
"I guess being shot with the Dying will bullet wasn't so bad after all."
"SAWADA!" A yell sounded.
"M-Morning." Stuttering because of the sudden shout.
"Um, I need to ask a favor of you!" The black haired student said while clapping his hands together in a praying-like-form.
"Huh, favor from me?" A questioning look appeared on her face.
"The volleyball tournament is today, but we are short a regular. I want you to play!" A desperate look come on the male's face.
"ME!" 'Why would they want me to play? Oh, I bet it's cause I beat Mochida-Senpai.'
"You seriously looked amazing when you beat Mochida-senpai! Lend us that strength!"
"Er..But that was.." 'How do I explain some rude as hell assassin shot me with a bullet that doesn't kill me if I had a will to live or complete something. Just because I'm suppose to be a mafia boss to a family I don't even know!'
"Come on I'm begging you, please! We really want to win!"
'What should I do? I've never played volleyball before. Wait, if I get shot with the dying will bullet, it might work. But is it really worth getting half-naked again? They seem to really need my help though. ARGGHH, curse me and my heart!'
"Then...I guess I can do it."
"Seriously!? If the hero who beat Senpai joins, then we have nothing to fear!"
'Hero...' "Alright, leave it to me!
To be continued...
Ira-Italian-Wrath
OK people there's a poll on my pov 'bout who'll end up with our little tuna fish! Though since i dout there's going to be much people reading I don't know how long the poll will last. I'll give you guse a 5 chapter notice when it does, k?
