"Holmes, enough is enough. Stop attacking LiveJournal."
The detective glowered over the edge of the laptop. "No. Do you know what one particular community there has been doing to you? 31 days of 'Watson!torture' with daily challenges issued! And today is the 131st anniversary of Maiwand. No, Watson, I cannot stop today."
"You are inconviencing thousands of innocent people who only want to share the details of their day," Watson said quietly. "It isn't like you to be so vindictive and cruel, Holmes. Such stories about me have existed for years and will continue. It isn't up to you to censure creativity."
Holmes paused, fingers still on the keyboard. "I'll think about it."
If anyone's interested, the community in question is Watsons-Woes (yes, hyphenated in the address). and yes, our story challenge has been VERY rudely interrupted. *scowls*