Loki decided that he needed a break. Maybe if he took some well-deserved time off, he'd come back refreshed enough to finally murder his nemesis. With that in mind, Loki decided to catch a Broadway show for the lolz. He didn't bother memorizing the name, because he was sure it would be dreadful.
Entering the building was easy; Loki only had to put on a suit. It was that simple! Humans could be so stupid, not that Loki was complaining. It made thing SO much easier. Walking down the admittedly fancy staircase, Loki entered the two large doors, and found his red-velvet looking seat. It was near the center of the building, giving him a good view of the stage where all the action would be.
A few minutes later, a woman with an ugly, large, feathered hat sat in front of Loki. The god of mischief began to get angry! He had the best seat in the house, and he wasn't going to let some oblivious woman wreck that for him! Snapping his fingers, a stream of green smoke puffed towards the hat. In a flash, the hat grew two wings, and flew away, causing the lady to shriek. At this, many nearby patrons turned to her with a glare. Loki smirked, as it was always nice when people got what they had coming to them.
Finally, the lights began to dim. Loki was starting to actually look forward to this production, and the seat was very comfy for his delicate tush. A man walked towards the front of the stage, holding a microphone. He lightly tapped it, and then opened his mouth.
"Greetings and welcome. Our play is about love, lust, and breakfast. The actors, crew, and yours truly, all thank you for coming, and we all hope you enjoy." The man cleared his throat before continuing.
"Also, I would like the audience to clap for a special guest in the audience – Captain America! He was gracious enough to come after we asked him because, gosh, we needed the money! Give him a round of applause!" The building probably rocked with the noise. Everyone in the room loved and admired the guy. Well, with one exception.
Loki.
Loki was trying to remain calm…but that was a task too difficult, even for the Asgardian. Grinding his teeth together, Loki thought of a new plan: he'd murder Captain America while he was engrossed in the play!
"Heh heh, I just need to wait for the right moment, and then the Captain will be too enraptured to notice me!" Loki whispered to himself. Some people shushed him, but he payed them no mind.
The curtain rose, showing a couple making breakfast.
"What shall we have for lunch, husband of mine?" the female asked her companion. The man smirked.
"I know what I want to eat", he said, licking his lips. The lady smirked too.
"Oh, I know what you want. You want my…..famous chili dogs, right?" she said. The man got red in the face, before yelling for a divorce.
Loki had missed the whole scene, as he had warped out of his seat, leaving one of his clones behind. Loki shuffled aimlessly around and through the aisles, hoping to run into Captain America. Unfortunately, that's when he realized he was in a pickle!
This place is huge. There must be over 100 rows, not to mention the various balconies. Loki, old chap, you've stepped into it this time!
Back on the stage, the couple was getting freaky, with some talk of toast involved. Loki paid it no mind, as searching for Captain America would take all of his skills, all of his cunning, and – wait, was that a sign that read "Reserved Seating for Captain America"?
Loki rushed over…and the seats were empty. Loki looked around to make sure. Growling, Loki turned over the seat in anger, causing more people to shush him. Not taking that, Loki blasted some of the surrounding areas, causing a panic. The actors on the stage didn't even notice the commotion around them.
"Hey, Steve, didn't you have a Broadway play to attend?" Tony Stark asked Captain America. The two were reading some newspapers at the Stark Tower lounge. Cap shrugged and drank some coffee.
Thanos had finished his fifth pizza pie at some restaurant in Italy. He didn't have any money, but no one had dared to deny him the food after what happened to the police officers. Thanos was living it up, and no one could stop him!
To Be Continued!
Nothing ever goes right for Loki, huh? LOL I like making him work for it. ;)
Anyways, have you guys seen the second trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy? I think it looks really good and fun. As comic, Marvel, and/or sci-fi fans, we have to support it. Go watch it this August, and tell your friends, family, neighbors, and fellow comic fans. Spread the word. If we want more obscure characters to get films, and more Marvel films set in space, this film has to do well!
EDIT: The film did very well, so...you comic and superhero fans are awesome!
