Teenage Undesirables (TUD)

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Chapter 2

By then the blonde was grinning widely, and from his close proximity to Sasuke, the Uchiha could smell his perfume and fresh minty breath as he spoke.

Without his consent or realization, Sasuke was already semi hard in his pants.

"Do you want me to suck you off Sasuke?"

The Uchiha nodded as the blonde knelt down before him. He rubbed his face against his hard cock slowly, "I want to lick your lollipop."

Sasuke's eyes flew open at that moment, and he looked around in his room. It was still dark and there was no trace of the blonde anywhere… well unless you counted the memories of his dream. Sasuke felt the familiar shiver run down his spine as his cock throbbed under his pants. He groaned. Checking the clock, it was only 1:17 a.m. He decided to ignore it for now; there was no way he'd jerk off to the the though of Naruto, the most stupid and happy go lucky, yet bitchy boy he knew. Not to mention he was his best friend, and his grandmother was the principal.

Sasuke shook his head, "NO." he said, and thought instead of naked girls and his other guy fucks. Naruto had no place in his bedroom.


Early that morning Naruto found a photo of him and Kurama both holding hunting guns in his phone, missing his brother, he set it as his background, and changed the ringtone to one of his and Kurama's favourites, Teenagers, by My Chemical Romance.

He got ready in a pink and white plain wife beater and put on his uniform shirt over it; since it was practically translucent. He liked the extra attention. He ruffled his hair and put on a thin black head band so his hair wouldn't fall over to frame his face like his dad's.

He laced his white adidas superstars. He simply adored his shoes, and prized them as his most precious treasures. He wore actual full length pants today, even though they were tighter than the normal ones. Kurama had told him to be manlier, so he had taken his advice. He knew deep down that he was maybe bisexual, because he had found himself checking other guys out at one point or the other. He also became more accepting of the idea when he had caught Kurama shoving his tongue down some guys throat. Naruto never spoke about it, and he didn't dare ask his brother if he was gay.

He crossed it out of his mind though, because there was no way that Konoha Academy had gay students, and none of them would come of the closet if they were. There were strict rules regarding social demeanour and being homosexual was top on the Do Not list. The school had no tolerance of it, and if a student were to be caught in any compromising position or act, they would have immediate suspension and transference. The same could be said about fighting, drugs and sex.

Everybody knew that no school was perfect, but this one was striving to be just that. They produced only the best athletes, and diplomats. They also never let a student graduate unless they had an average of over 80%.they had classes that went up until three years after fifth year for those who needed special attention.

Naruto could imagine how disappointed his grandmother would be when she told him not to come back. His father, the chairman of the school, and several others, and the principal of X University would just about die of embarrassment and shame. Naruto would never hurt his family like that.

He hummed happily as he examined his attire. He had about twenty minutes left, but he lived in Konohagakure Heights, that only had accommodations for the most wealthy, And it only about a mile away from the Academy. He left with his mother, who was the home keeper and real backbone of the family. She made sure all the dirty work was taken care of, and no personal business was leaked beyond their control. Kushina was a force to reckon with, as she was a wild and untameable beast when angered, but a sweet and subtle soul otherwise.

"Mom," Naruto began, she was fixing her makeup in the rear view mirror of the red 2013 Ford Escape before she started the engine.

"Yes, honey?" she glanced over at him, and then pursed her lips. She was really beautiful with naturally red hair that she kept brightening. It was long and curled springy today. She had on make up that she didn't need since her skin had remained elastic and smooth, even after carrying two kids. She was not a young woman, but she did look better than most.

"I wanted to invite some of the guys over for the weekend. I missed them over the summer and I know how you feel about me sleeping over their houses." He tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.

"How much boys? Kurama isn't here so I didn't buy any of that unhealthy stuff you guys live on."

"Why does Kurama always get to eat junk food and I have to beg for days to eat some M&Ms?" he pouted. He ate it anyway without either parents finding out. He was a secret junk food and sweet addict. "Uh, just me and the gang. You know, Kiba, Sasuke, Lee, Shika, and the rest." He shrugged, trying to pull off an innocent smile.

"And the rest?" She asked, "Who are they?"

"Neji and Shino and remember that transfer student from Palm Desert in California? His name is Gaara, and Choji is coming too."

She noticed how excited he got whenever he talked about that weird Gaara boy. He had a tattoo on his face and he was still accepted in the system. She figured he was just a strange boy, but not as strange as the one who wanted to become an entomologist. She shivered at the thought of the boy.

"Naruto," she sighed, "It hasn't even been a full week since we got back. We got back Sunday, and today is Tuesday. I am busy everyday of the week."

"But I really wanted to spend the weekend with them. Or…" he cleared his throat softly so she could hardly hear, "We could all spend the weekend by aunty Mikoto's."

"No." She shot at him, "Mikoto is a full time doctor. She doesn't even get to see Sasuke or Itachi, so how can she watch over ten boys?"

"Ten?" Naruto counted on his fingers then quirked his brow. "But it's only nine mom."

"Itachi is also her responsibility."

"Itachi is an adult." He whined, "Pleease mom, please? I promise I won't let them do anything weird. Especially Shino. I know how you feel about bugs." His bright blue eyes connected with her darker ones for a brief second.

"I'll think about it. You know how it gets when you all come together. Nobody can sleep with the noise and constant eating... and you'll be touching my fridge." She whined, "I hate it when you guys put your nasty, pudgy little paws on my fridge."

He smiled widely; he knew she was going to say yes, she was already preparing mentally for it.

"And the bills sky rocket." She grumbled.

If Naruto was anything, he was not a miser. He scoffed. "Mom, you and dad are rich. What's the big idea?"

She sighed, shaking her head, 'Kids,' she thought, 'they never understand.'


Naruto was waking to his class room when he saw Sasuke standing by his door. He waved to him,

"Hey Uchiha, waiting for me?" he teased. He knew how unlikely it was for that to happen. Sasuke never waited on anybody.

"Actually, yes." He said impassively, a calculating look in his eyes.

"Uh," looked around t ensure no one was listening, he whispered, leaning closer to Sasuke and pulling him down by the shoulder, "What's wrong? Is something the matter?"

Sasuke felt the same sensation as last night again. He held his breath for a second. It really was Naruto, wasn't it?
He sighed, "I want you to do something for me." He said softly, the shoulder the blonde was touching felt funny.

"What is it? Do you need somewhere to live?" Naruto's eyes widened in concern for his best friend.

Sasuke felt his pants suddenly getting tighter and tighter, "I can't do this." He groaned, "Let go." He pulled away.

The blonde moved his hand and stepped away, "I'm sorry." He looked away, "I'll just pretend this didn't happen, I'm going to class then."

Sasuke felt his heart speed up; he really wanted to at least let the blonde continue touch him, but he knew he wasn't strong enough to walk away if he got too excited.

"Listen; just stay away for a while." He cleared his throat.

Naruto pursed his lips much like his mother would; he leaned his head on his palm and stared up at the Uchiha with a pointed glare. He examined the now much taller teen. He looked him up and down, but then he saw it, Sasuke's hard on. The blonde's concern quickly turned to a confused quirk of his brow; this didn't go unnoticed by the stoic Uchiha, who remained impassive.

The raven haired teen kept hearing the words over and over in his head, "Do you want me to suck you off Sasuke?"

Naruto stepped farther away when Sasuke reached his arm out to touch the blonde,

"Naruto, I wanted you to suck my co-"

Naruto felt like time was moving in slow motion; He heard the words leaving Sasuke's mouth then closed his eyes and slammed his hands over his ears, wishing with all his heart that he hadn't left out so early, and that Sasuke was with one of his girlfriends and not nearby.

After a few panicked seconds, he peeked through one of his eyes and glanced at Sasuke, who was glaring at him with an enraged look on his face. "Will you, or won't you?" He asked impatiently.

"A-are you serious? Naruto's jaw dropped, "You can't just ask me to give you a damn bl"

"Could you keep it down idiot!" Sasuke glanced at the small crowd that had started to stare.

Naruto's tanned cheeks flushed, "You are fucking crazy this morning, you know that? I'll get you back for this prank. Nobody pranks Uzumaki and gets away with it!" With that, the blonde spun away and stormed in his class.

Sasuke had a dumbstruck look on his face, "He thought this was a prank?" And that was when Sasuke finally realized how stupid Naruto really was.


Konoha Academy gave its students an optional lunch time, classes always had teachers present, so the students simply showed up when it was most convenient, especially for our favorite seniors, who kept in a pack and always had some sort of training to do.

It was the first practice Naruto had been to since June, and he had to admit that he had gotten more than rusty at playing, not only that, he was almost a feet shorter than the other guys who played. He never felt so diminutive in his life.

Coach Guy was watching him all the while, shaking his head and mumbling to himself. Having seen enough, he blew his whistle, and then yelled, "Uzumaki! Get your ass over here!"

Almost everyone froze, it had been so apparent that Naruto had fallen back, but they were all hoping that the coach hadn't noticed.

Naruto jogged over to the large muscular man, a pout already forming on his lips, he knew it, they all knew Naruto was now too small for the official team. "Yea coach?"

Guy sighed, "Uzumaki, what happened, you were so brimmed with life and youthfulness last semester, and now, you look like a sitting duck out there. Those guys are all vicious and you…"

Naruto looked up with large cerulean orbs, the shimmer of tears threatening to spill. He looked away, "I'm sorry I got so bad at it, my grandmother died and I had to go to the funeral… It's been hard on me since." He knew that his tears were his secret weapon to get out of any situation. He blinked a large drop streamed down his face, he could hear gasps in the background, and he sniffed for added effect, "I'll go get my things and… leave!" he could feel the man getting increasingly uncomfortable in front of him. Pretty soon, the entire team would be on his back, including his son, Lee.

The coach heaved a breath, "I'll just make a practice time table for you, for now, just watch the other guys and notice their movements."

Naruto wiped his eyes then nodded fervently, "You're the best coach ever!" He shouted.


At lunch, Lee was laughing so hard, his face turned purple, "Oh God, I cant believe he fell for that!"

Kiba was dieing too, "Coach looked like he was watching a horror movie, you should have seen the look on his face."

Naruto bowed several times, "I know I'm that good."

"But seriously bro, what happened to you over the summer, you come back looking like a foreigner."

The blonde smirked, and then punched the air, "I was in Texas with my family on a ranch!"

From across the hall, Hinata and Ten-ten peeked at the large group, from behind their open locker doors.

"Cool." Lee nodded, "By the way, did your youthful mother say yes about the sleepover?"

"Ugh, Lee, dudes don't say sleep over." Neji scoffed. He flashed his hair behind him for emphasis.

"But we will be sleeping by Naruto's home, over the weekend." He defended, "So what do you call it?"

"An orgy?" Kiba suggested, then got dirty looks from all the other guys, "What, we could have an orgy couldn't we?"

"No body wants to have sex with you Kiba." Shino laughed lowly, "Unless you are the bottom of course."

Naruto giggled much like Lee was.

"You guys are nasty." He scoffed.

Walking in the back, Sasuke closed his eyes and tried to calm down the visuals of seeing Naruto in an orgy. "Why are you losers even talking about this?"

Naruto sent him a wicked glare, and Sasuke gulped, Please don't say anything about this morning.

"Oh please, this morning you asked me to suck your dick!" he laughed, not noticing how everyone else got quiet.

"Ehhh…" Kiba shot Sasuke a dirty look, "Uchiha, don't you be getting gay on Naruto now. We all know how you like to play with girls." He meant it to sound as a joke but only Naruto was laughing now.

Shikamaru and Gaara shared a knowing and sly grin.

"Say, Naruto, how do feel about a manly test of courage?" Gaara asked, this got everybody looking at him expectantly.

"Uh, what will it be about?"

"Well, at the sleepover, you have to kiss everybody without getting a hard on. If you do get hard, you have to run around naked until you aren't hard anymore."

"How is that a test of courage?"'

Shikamaru sighed pleasantly now, "Well, are you too homophobic to do it? I know I'm straight, so it won't bother me in the slightest."

"Shika, you're too lazy to get hard no matter who'd kiss you."

"This really will be like an orgy." Kiba laughed.

"Well then, if I win, all of you have to kiss each other back."

"…" Nobody answered,

"Guys, play fair." He whined.

"You won't win, so I don't have to agree." Gaara drawled.

Sasuke hated those two more than the rest, they were calculating and evil."Ok then, I agree. You're all shit ugly anyway."

"Even me Sasu?" Naruto teased, shaking his hips playfully.

He really thinks this is a game. Shikamaru thought. He shook his head.

"I can't wait to see how this one'll play out." Neji said. "I'm recording every last detail too so nobody gets away unscathed."


Surprisingly, the week ended pretty fast, and there were seven vehicles parked in the garage and on the outside of the Namikaze household.

Kushina knew that something was up, but she could never guess what it was.

"Let's all go in the Jacuzzi first, and then we can go in the pool." Naruto ordered. "Teuchi and Ayame will bring us the beer and snacks later, and mom won't be staying, she can't take it when we go in the kitchen." He laughed.

"What about Minato?" Sasuke asked, "Wont he be here?"

"He never bothers us, plus all he does is sleep whenever he has free time."

"Ok!" Lee said, "Let's go unpack!"

They all followed him up a flight of rail less stairs with open risers that seemed suspended in the air. Naruto owned the entire second floor and they all filed in the first room that was already open for view.

The theme was orange and white and if there were any flaws no one would notice. The blonde sighed then flopped on the large custom made ultra bed in the centre, and spread his arms wide, "You like?"

"It never ceases to amaze me how awesome your room is." Kiba flopped next to him. The other guys dropped their luggage on a wide orange leather sofa near the door way.

Sasuke had never been here with so much of the other guys before. It was usually only him and Kiba sleeping over at the same time, or the blonde would kidnap the other guys at other intervals. He was uncomfortable, and the thought of sleeping next to so many guys disturbed him.

"I call dibs on sleeping in your gaming room." He announced.

"And I will sleep in the exercise room; it will make me feel more comfortable." Lee said.

"Whatever, you guys can sleep wherever you want."

"Pool house." Gaara and Shika said at the same time, and then exchanged a heated glare.

"I don't mind guys. And I won't disturb you. But there is a strict rule that all must know, every room, except bedrooms and bathrooms, have surveillance cameras on until about midnight, so no jerking off until then, ok?"

Nobody answered. "Ok, now that that's settled, I will be getting ready for the Jacuzzi. Meet you guys by the pool," He walked toward a thick glass door that was too dense to be seen through, behind it was his bathroom.


Sasuke disappeared in the gaming room and shut the door firmly behind him. He wanted space tonight, and he needed a bath. He had had sex a total of three times today, and he was feeling oddly sated, yet still self conscious around the blonde.

If Naruto was always a tidy and bright person, then his gaming room was his opposite. The lighting was black and orange neon lights against the white walls and black furniture. There was a foosball and pool table at one end and then a 72 inch plasma screen was on the wall, below a wide range of recent and old school games.

On a wall shelf, there were dozens of board games and puzzles that Sasuke was sure the blonde himself had never touched.

Apart from that, cushions and random seats were thrown around just about everywhere. He sighed then walked to the attached bathroom; he took a quick shower then changed into his shorts for the pool.

He could have sworn that he heard somebody moving around in the room, but only Naruto had a key. He chanced a peek outside, and he was shocked to see the blonde sitting on the edge of the pool table, a beer bottle in his hand and one at his head.

"Yo Sasuke." He smiled.

"Hey, want something?"

"Yea, you." The blonde smiled kindly, "I thought you'd join us already."

"I was serious about what I said the other day you know." Sasuke sighed, "About you and my cock."

"Huh?" Naruto was definitely curious now, was Sasuke really asking him for sex?

"I mean that I want to fuck you Naruto." He continued, "I know it's an unreasonable request, and you might find it weird that I want this all of a sudden, but you keep saying things that turn me on."

The blonde choked on the beer as he swallowed, coughing until he couldn't breath properly, "The hell is wrong with you Uchiha? I'm not a homo."

"Neither am I." Sasuke walked over to the blonde, "Just try it once, if you don't like it, then I wont ever bother you about it again, and then you can do whatever you want to me as revenge."

Naruto gulped, then hopped off the table, but it was already too late; Sasuke was already above him, and he leaned closer, making the blonde bend backwards on the table, his back would have snapped in half if he were anyone else. He could feel the Uchiha's dick pressing against his stomach now, and he felt the heat rising in the room.

Why did this feel so good and yet scary at the same time?

"What do you say, wanna give it a try?"

Naruto bit his lips in thought, he was curious, but he didn't want to get caught, especially not by his parents.

"I-"I'll think about it. But if you ever whisper a peep about this to anyone, I will seduce you then bite your thing off."


"And so it begins." Shikamaru smirked, twirling on a chair in the main control room, watching the scene play out before his eyes on the surveillance camera. In the same second, he switched the camera in the pool house off. This was going to be a fun weekend.

"Let's go deer."

The teen with his hair caught up in one nodded, once, then walked beside his secret lover. "It's so much fun to spy on others." He took his phone from his pocket that was now in sync with the surveillance cameras; he had a mischievous gleam in his usually aloof eyes.


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