Teenage Undesirables
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Chapter 3
The nine boys fit comfortably in the Jacuzzi as the warm water bubbled around them. Choji was sitting on a low stone and munching on a bag of chips, trying to keep it dry.
"Teuchi is the best cook ever," Lee commented, gulping a bottle of light beer, and running his fingers through his wet hair.
"I think he was thinking about having a ramen stand in the school cafeteria, but he can't make up his mind." Naruto added, "He makes the best ramen and curry."
Choji shook his head, "He should work in our restaurant instead."
"You just like to eat." Neji scoffed, "If you don't watch your diet you'll look like a stuffed pig."
He didn't see it coming, Choji sent him flying more than a foot away and he splashed head first in the pool water.
A second later, an enraged Neji was yelling obscenities and challenging Choji to a battle till the death.
The large boy just ignored him and continued to eat his chips, making the others laugh at Neji.
Sasuke sat next to Naruto in the Jacuzzi; he kept nudging the blonde with his leg. But the blonde made sure to ignore him as best as he could.
"So, about the challenge…" Shika sighed, "Since were already in the water, and its do dark, we should do it now before one of the helpers turn on the light."
"I agree." Gaara said lowly, his jade green eyes half closed in dullness. "I'm dying to see you cry for mercy."
Choji stomped his chomping and Shino moved closer to the edge of the pool, a faint look of trepidation spreading across his features.
Lee laughed gleefully and Kiba cheered on, "Yea hoo!"
Naruto gulped, Sasuke's toe just rubbed against his hip. He suddenly felt too closed up in the confined tub. "What's the hurry? Can't we do this inside?"
"Do I hear a chicken over there?" Neji yelled, somehow he had a camcorder pointing at the group.
"Burk burk!" Kiba mocked, "Scared of a little tongue Uzumaki? Hehe, or is it that you have the hots for one of us?"
Naruto glared at him, "Shut it dog breath. I'm not scared, I just got my teeth cleaned the other day and I don't want cavities." He defended. Sasuke's toe kept poking his hip, and he glared over at the silent Uchiha who looked too serene to be causing trouble.
"Then what are you waiting for, dental records?" Neji asked, "Just do it already,"
Naruto stood up, and then noticed that his dick was still sleeping. He sighed in relief, "You guys have to line up, and don't you dare look at me while I do this!" He ordered.
"Whatever idiot." Sasuke said. He turned to the blonde and noticed how the others were staring at them smugly, Naruto moved swiftly, then pecked Sasuke on the lips quickly, their lips barely met, and it didn't even last for a second.
"Next!" He yelled.
Lee pushed his lips out then poked his tongue out when Naruto was about to kiss him. The blonde felt the tongue and he had the immediate urge to puke. He was losing his cool and quickly. He knew he had already won the challenge when Shino glared him for also pecking him swiftly.
Shika still remained impassive and Gaara had a smug smirk on. When he pecked Choji, a potato chip was between them and Naruto ended up spitting it out. Kiba was silent when he eventually did it, then he turned away to focus on something else. Neji declined since he was holding the camera and already out in the open water.
Still standing, Naruto pointed to his dick then smirked triumphantly, "I did not get hard."
"Well…" Shika began,
"A kiss is not the same as a peck, but we didn't exactly make that rule so you won." Gaara finished.
"And we lose, but since I never agreed to your terms, the challenge is over." Shika seemed disappointed, "Unless you boys want to play truth or dare?"
Choji nodded, and then put the bag of chips behind him on the concrete.
"Then let's go in the pool and form a circle." Lee said.
Naruto got an empty soda bottle from Ayame and spun it on the surface of the water.
"First off, since it's just guys, there can't be anything too serious, like sex or that crap. I mean it." Naruto said. "And nothing too perverted either."
The bottle pointed to Sasuke and Neji.
"Sasuke, truth or dare?" Neji smirked.
"Tch. Dare." The Uchiha answered simply.
"I dare you to persuade Ayame to let you squeeze her tits." Neji laughed.
Kiba snickered too. "Awesome."
"Ok. Now or later?"
"Now of course, here she comes." Neji pointed to her.
Sasuke sighed then swam toward the edge of the pool, out of hearing distance of the boys. He called her over.
"Hello Sasuke. How can I help?"
"Well, I was hoping you could let me squeeze me your breasts. There so big and firm from where I'm looking."
"Really?" She squeezed one of them inquisitively, "I guess you could touch it, but no heavy groping. I'm not getting paid to do this."
"But what if I gave you two hundred dollars?" He asked.
"Hmm, three fifty and you can squeeze them for thirty seconds." She stooped next to him then looked around to make sure her dad wasn't around.
"Deal." He ran his fingers over them then squeezed gently, roaming his hands over them for a few seconds. "Thanks come by the gaming room at about 2 in the morning. I'll pay you then."
"No problemo." She then walked away.
Sasuke sauntered over to the others, a victorious smirk pasted on. He took he bottle and spun it around.
Gaara and Shino.
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth." Shino said carefully. He was not going to get pushed into doing something utterly humiliating.
"Ok, when was the last time you gave a girl head?"
Lee gasped, and then moved closer to his mysterious friend. Shino had never spoken about his love life.
"… Today?" he looked away, and then felt his cheeks getting pinker. That got everyone's attention.
"Shino, you stallion!" Kiba roared.
Shino ignored him then spun the bottle. Naruto and Lee.
"Lee, truth or dare?" the blonde asked.
"Dare. I will never back down, no matter the challenge."
"Yea, well I dare you to walk up to my dad naked and ask him about sex advice." Naruto laughed. The other guys gasped then made sounds of joy.
Lee's face showed total horror. "Naruto, please, tell me the real dare. I know that was a joke."
"Nu-uh. You have to do it, or you'll be a loser." The blonde threatened. Lee got up then visually shuddered,
"Can I at least keep my pants on?"
"Ok."Naruto shrugged.
They all emerged from the pool and Neji got his camera once more. He rested it on the table in side hidden behind a vase. He walked pass pretending to get something from the kitchen.
Minato was snoring on the couch and had a large stack of papers in front of him. The guys all strategically hid themselves in the room so they could see and hear everything.
"Um, Mr. Namikaze?" Lee nudged the man's leg.
Minato opened his eyes. He glanced at Lee who was sweating bullets from where he stood.
"Lee, what's the matter? Do you want to go home?"
"No. I uh, need advice about something."
"Sure thing." The man noticed Lee was still wet so refrained from offering him a seat.
"There's this girl… but she's really experienced… if you know what I mean."
Minato froze, then looked around, "Is this prank?" He looked around and noticed droplets of water across different areas in the room.
"N-no sir." Lee said firmly, "My father is always giving me the talk but he never tells me what I really need to know."
"Google." Minato turned his face away.
Lee tried not to waver, but Minato's resistance was firm. "I would rather if you told me yourself." He tried again.
"Naruto has a stack of porn varieties hidden in a puzzle box under his bed. Ask him for a lesson." Then Minato heard rather than saw Naruto calling him a traitor.
Minato laughed then rubbed the back of his head, "Daddy always knew it was there Naru, no need to be shy now."
Gaara had to reveal himself also when Naruto charged after his dad, holding the blonde down and telling him to shut up.
"I apologize Minato Sir." Lee was crimson now. He had to get back Naruto somehow, but the right payback didn't come to mind.
Everyone else just got up and walked away, heading back to the pool.
The next pair was Shika and Kiba.
Kiba grinned victoriously as he asked, "Truth or dare my sweet lazy bum?"
"Truth." Shika sighed.
"Who are you currently dating?" Kiba asked mischievously.
"Umm… Ino, Temari, Matsuri, and this other girl." Shika said on a huff. "It's too bothersome to go any further with this game." He added, "Let's all prank each other instead. The best prank wins." He chanced a glance toward his closest friend, and noticed he was examining the water carefully. "You guys go an ahead and set things up. I just remembered about something I had to do." Shika sighed then raised his body from the water. He shook his loose hair and water flashed everywhere.
"We'll be in the tree house." Naruto shouted after him.
"Oh yes! I forgot about your tree house Naruto." Lee said, "It has been such a long time since I've been in there."
Naruto laughed. "That's 'cause Kurama sorta stole it from me. I can only go in there if he says so, but since he's a million miles away, he'll never find out."
Kiba cheered and they followed Naruto leading the way across the large yard space to a ladder that led up to a tree house, that was really more like a cabin than anything else.
Sasuke watched firm tan legs climb the ladders, he noticed how the water made his shots stick to his ass and made it seem so alluring. Down south, he felt it getting excited. A soft groan of exasperation left his lips. How much longer would he have to wait for this weekend to end? He had never wanted Monday morning to come as badly as he did in that moment. He wanted Naruto for himself, but that was impossible, since the blonde never slept at sleepovers, and he made sure to keep everyone entertained.
For the other guys, this Friday night was the perfect reminder of who Naruto was. He was funny, kind and an idiot. He never did anything to hurt feelings permanently, but he believed in serious pranking.
Out of them all, he had the most friends, so to speak, because everyone had a space in his heart, and he was never really alone because of that.
Sasuke didn't realize that Shikamaru never came back, he didn't care when Gaara left at about eleven to check on Shika, and he was totally oblivious when Choji stalked off and complained about indigestion. Shino left with Kiba who was vomiting because of drinking expired milk and salt.
Only Neji, Lee, Naruto and Sasuke were left.
"So," Lee said, feeling the after effect of drinking so much light beer and eating much more than he consumed in an entire day, "What fun thing do we do next?"
Neji sighed at his class mate and regrettably best friend, "You are such a loser. Let's go." Neji stood up and held his hand out to Lee, "Get up, come on."
Naruto watched with a warm smile. He had only seen Neji so calm and gentle with Lee and Hinata.
"Yosh." Lee said softly, his enthusiasm failing as he groaned.
"See you guys tomorrow." Naruto called out happily.
"Yea." Neji shrugged.
Sasuke realized that only Naruto was left, and he was sitting across from him. He was still so pissed about his random erections that he just turned away and got up to walk away. It was not fair that Naruto had gotten so enthralling in just three months. Last semester, he would have never noticed the blonde's height or face. Things like that didn't matter. But now, everything about him made the Uchiha hard. Even his voice had gotten a more even tone. It wasn't deep and burly, but it was a soft and somewhat always aggressive. No matter what he was saying.
"Sasuke, wait." Naruto called out.
The Uchiha looked around wearily, "What?"
"Aren't you gonna say good night?" the blonde called back after a moment of silence.
"Aint nothing good about my night Naruto." He continued to walk away.
The blonde watched him leave.
He remained seated in his spot though, then after about thirty minutes, he decided to check on Shika. He had been unusual tonight, like he was on edge.
He climbed from the tree house and walked over to the pool house. He didn't bother knocking, but just opened the door and stuck his head inside. He looked around in the dark, until he noticed a moving shadow, he waited for his eyes to adjust.
There he saw it, Gaara's head moving up and down, Shikamaru gripping onto his hair and guiding his head.
Naruto didn't gasp. He was too shocked to even breath. The revulsion he thought he'd feel didn't come close to the warmth that started to spread over his cheeks.
"M-more Gaa…" Shika's voice trembled then broke. He slammed his hands over his mouth to stop from crying out. He moaned lowly then groaned in bliss. "Gaara." He murmered. He looked up when he thought he saw someone, but it must have been is imagination. His eyes rolled back in his head as Gaara never stopped his onslaught of pleasure.
Naruto ran inside. Most of the lights were off, and the place was deathly quiet. He leaned on the wall next to his stairs for stability. What the hell had he just seen? Shikamaru and Gaara? He shook his head. No, it couldn't have been them. He thought.
He heard light footsteps, and he looked up. Ayame was coming down the stairs quickly, and rubbing at her mouth with the back of her hands. She froze when she saw him, but he just half smiled then looked away. He walked up the steps and turned to go his room. Kiba was sprawled in the middle, and Choji was on one end, hugging a pillow and chewing on the end. Naruto shook his head, Shino was on the sofa, he had on sleeping eye masks. Naruto sighed. He walked from his room and headed for the gaming room. He opened the door and Sasuke was sitting on one of the lazy boys, his pants were down and his eyes were closed. Naruto quickly shut back the door then shivered.
Didn't I warn these guys abut the surveillance cameras?
With no where else to go, he climbed the next flight of stairs and headed for Kurama's room. It was the last room on that floor, and his parents had abandoned their room next to his after he had complained about hearing them go at it all night. Naruto opened his big brothers room and then truly got the shock of his life.
Someone he had never thought about seeing in his house, especially in his brother's room was sitting on Kurama's bed, holding an envelope.
"You." Naruto said.
The person looked up, slowly, and calmly.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing here?" Naruto yelled, he had had just about enough surprises for one night.
"I can ask you the same thing. I thought this room was forbidden."
"I'm his brother, not you."
"Well whatever. If you mention this to anyone, I will gut you."
Naruto nodded when he imagined never being found in his brother's room. No one ever went in there. Kurama was an adult and he had said as much when he put locks on his doors and a security cam at his door way.
"What are you waiting for, leave."
Naruto nodded once again. That guy had always made him feel uncomfortable. But he couldn't believe that we was actually in his brothers bedroom. Naruto wondered if he was one of Kurama's lovers.
An exasperated sigh escaped. What the hell is happening around me? I'm gone for three months and its like I missed the Armageddon.
AN: This was just random thoughts. Again, forgive me if it all just doesn't seem to make sense right now. I have plans for a very unusual pair. I don't think I ever read about their pairings before. Also, if you guys have any ideas for Sasuke and Naruto, any scenarios that you might want to see, you're free to tell me so.
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