Hey SilkyCash here again thanks for the support and I love the franky pun it was SUPER!
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Disclaimer : I don't own one piece or naruto (yet mwahahahahahaha I mean wouldn't it be a shame if the owners suddenly died and left everything about one piece and naruto to me mwahahahahahaha)*ahem* no seriously I dont own them :'(
-Last time-
"No Way!" Naruto shouted."Sayuri is actually the teme!?"
-Now-
After Naruto finishes his ranting he turns to see his father snickering and says. "Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! You knew Pops? Da fuq?". "Hmm oh yeah I knew. I just wanted to see the way you would react and -" at this point Kakashi begins to shout. "you owe me 500 ryou now Sayuri-chan!" Completely missing Naruto's as well as everyone else confused look.
"yeah yeah you'll get your money old man!" She shouted back completely ignoring everyone's looks. "And hi Ruto-Kun!" She added with a cute wave and smile. Naruto looked at her in confusion before shun-shinning down there leaving cherry blossoms in his wake.
"Yo Yuri-chan. Uhm how do I say this ahem Da fuq?!" He questioned finally taking in her 'new' look. She was wearing high heeled black boots that went about 2/3 of the way up her shin. A pair of black tight cycler shorts and a navy blue shirt that was split open down the middle but part of it was pulled to the side and tied up a few centimetres under Neath her right breast showing of her toned stomach and flashing some cleavage which had a loose wrapping of bandages around her CC-cup breasts. She also had on a navy blue skirt that was shorter than her shorts and had a 2 inch wide black with red and blue lines going through it belt around her waist just attached onto her skirt with the metal plate from her headband that has where is on the leaf insignia on it that signifies her allegiance 2 the leaf village. Her hair was done up in a single bun that was located at the top of her head with 2 senbon pierced through it in an x to keep it in place she also had to bangs hanging down the sides her face and a small fringe pointing right.
Said female just snickered before walking up to her boyfriend giving him a kiss on the cheek before saying. "Hey babe I was meaning to tell you but you fucked off before I could tell you ya know and when did you get this tall and why is your hair silver? Not caring too much cos you look hoT capital T". Naruto looked at her before saying" Apparently my jiji, blood related one, wanted me to have hair like hi and made a bet with chichue but I was born with silver hair so he placed a small blood seal with a scroll filled with the contents of the bet that dad won and his special jutsu's that was attached to a genjutsu seal to make me have blond hair."
Sayuri giggled then said" I ain't complaining I think you look even better hot stuff" in a seductive tone that sent shivers down his back. Suddenly he smirked at her grabbed her around the waist and pulled her into a full out tongue war.
After a few moments the proctor snapped out of his daze and coughed to get their attention. Naruto and Sayuri looked at him as he said "Ahem if your down saying hello can we start the match?". Naruto briefly looked at his father and winked before adopting a bored look on his face and saying"Huh you say something." causing Sayuri to giggle again and Kakashi who was in the stands shed a tear at how his son made him so proud. Genma merely gave him a look that said 'Dont you fuck with me boy'. "Sorry sorry I just came to see my wonderful girlfriend I apologise if you don't have much of a love life." Causing people to gape, Sayuri giggle and Genma fume"But anyway see ya later Yuri-Chan" he said and with one last peck on the lips he shun-shinned away. Leaving a confused and bloodthirsty Gaara, a Pissed off Genma and a Amused and horny Sayuri.
"growl Anyway The match between Gaara no Sabaku and Sayuri Uchiha Begin!" Genma announced.
Immediately Sayuri had to flip away to avoid a wave of sand Gaara sent her way. "Prove my existence Uchiha" He screamed enraged "Mother wants your blood" And with a bloodthirsty grin he sent another barrage of sand after her. Whilst Sayuri was dodging she was thinking of many things like 'Fucking creep' and 'Ruto-Kun you will pay for making me so horny!' and 'Okay so just avoid the sand and wait for the chance to counter attack'
Sayuri kept dodging the sand waves for several minutes and eventually found the opening she was looking for rushing straight in at the first chance after dodging some more God dam sand she sent a bicycle kick to face which was blocked by his sand before dropping to the ground and attempting a gazelle leap from bellow which again was blocked by sand then tried to get him across the face with a in air round house kick which was also blocked.
For the next minute or 2 all of Sayuri's attempts to hit the sand spirit container was blocked by his sand before she flipped back and reached down to the long boots she wore and slipping her hand inside of them before pulling out some weights and dropping them on the floor which left a decent sized crater and racing up to Gaara with speed that was almost ¾ of Lee's with his weights off.
This seemed to shock everyone except for the few that had noticed the bulging in her almost knee length leather boots.
She went straight in with a kick that swiped out his feet from underneath him all the while going through hand signs before her hand bust to life into blue electricity which she slammed down though Gaara's shoulder screaming "CHIDORI".
Gaara let out a blood curling scream before gripping his shoulder and shouting "BLOOD! THIS IS MY BLOOD!" freaking out many people including Sayuri who had leapt back and got into her families stance for taijutsu. Meanwhile in the stands and the hokage booth both the hokage, Naruto, Shikamaru and the jonin-senseis all narrowed there eyes as Gaara was cocooned in a sphere of sand.
"Naru-Kun that's Shukaku's container! That's why he seemed so familiar!" screamed Kyuubi in Naruto's mind. "Huh Aka-Chan. Shukaku as in the ichibi!?" He screamed back. "Yes you need to get down there and protect your mate."
As soon as Naruto had shun shinned down to the stadium floor holding all three of his swords in his santoryou stance with his bandana over his head in front of Sayuri the procter had jumped in front of him asking what was going on when suddenly "BOOM". Feathers burst from the sky activating a sleeping genjutsu before all the awake leaf shinobi began fending off both the forces from Oto and Suna.
Naruto quickly looked up to the kage ox to see the hokage guards dead and Sarutobi getting ready for a fight. He briefly turned to Sayuri as he put away two of his swords and hurled a kunai towards the kage box and handed a kunai to his ravenette lover saying "I need you to deal with Gaara but take this just in case okay babe" He gave her a quick kiss and grabbed her wrist shoving the kunai in her hand and used his chakra to mark her kin with a seal that said 'Nami' on it "If you need me channel chakra into this but only do his if after you have summoned her and still are unable to beat him okay?" He asked getting a confused nod in return he gave a deep kiss before turning to the kage box saying "Good luck babe" before disappearing in a golden flash shocking everyone who saw it.
-In the Kage box-
Just after Orochimaru had the barrier put up and summoned the first, second and fourth hokages a yellow flash appeared shocking all as Minato hadn't moved. After the flash died down Minato and Hiruzen were both shocked to see there grandson both surrogate and blood related.
Naruto smirked at there stunned faces, the first and seconds confused and Orochimaru's fuming face before saying. "Yo Ji-Chan need any help with old geezer one" points at hashirama much to all there shock" old geezer two" pointing at Tobiama who narrowed his eyes a being called old" flashlight-ji-chan" indicating towards the yondaime who blinked at being called such a stupid name "and The ultimate Pedophile?" He finished before shivering and pointing at the ultimate pedo- I mean Orochimaru.
Hiruzen chuckled lightly before saying"Yes please Naruto-Kun" following up his statement by summoning the monkey king Enma who turned into his staff from after the situation was explained to him. "Do you think you can hold off Shodai-sama , Tobi-Sensei and *chuckle* flashlight whilst I deal with my traitorous student over there."
"Hmm sure Ji-Chan" Naruto said before placing his sword at his side as the three previous hokages rushed at him whilst slashing as he dodged each one of there attacks before slowly sheathing his sword which ended with a click and announced "Hanauta Sancho : Yahazu Giri" after he said this all 3 of the previous hokages from waist up split of their body but began healing almost instantly confirming Naruto of his suspicions.
"Hmm well this will be fun. I guess." Naruto stated. "Naruto as in kakashi's boy naruto?" Questioned the blonde hokage. "Hmm yeah flashlight-ji-chan" Naruto replied.
"So you mastered my signature jutsu my boy." Minato asked. "Hmm I need more experience but yeah I guess" Naruto replied proud. "And all the seals from you and baa-chan I even made some. Like this one!" Naruto said and shouted at the end as he threw 3 kunai at the hokages that had a strange seal on the end at break neck speed which they could still have avoided but chose not to and declared "body possession success" before smirking at the 3 men. "You like it? The general idea is that as long as apart of you is touching that seal even your blood I can control your body to the extent of being able to move your body. Its still just a prototype but it seems to work quite well so far."
All 3 men chuckled and the first said " well done my boy. Tell me what is your name youngling." "Yes I would like to know too" said the second.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze. Please to meet your acquaintance." With a dramatic bow at the end.
Naruto checked their reactions and saw that two of them were amused but one specifically the second hokage worked dumbfounded. The other 2 also seemed to notice the way that he spaced out after naruto said namikaze. "Oi old geezer 2 what is wrong?" Naruto questioned. "Did you say Namikaze?!" The second asked with wide eyes. "Yeah why? That's me and flashlights name." Naruto said.
After that was said Tobirama immediately turned to the fourth and said "what is your name and your mothers?" He asked somehow regaining his ability to move and began shaking minato by the shoulders.
(Pretend he is being shaken)"I am Minato Namikaze and my mother was Yui Namikaze. Why?" After he said this both Tobirama and Hashirama stared at Minato the former dumbfounded and the latter a bit confused.
"Hey tobi did he say Yui. As in your girlfriend Yui?" Hashirama asked his younger brother. "I think so." He replied to his older brother. "Wait. What?! Do you mean that you are my mighty father that my mother spoke about?" Cried Minato.
"Well I guess so-wait what did she say about me?" Tobirama asked with narrowed eyes. "She said that you were the river that connected her pond to the ocean" cue waterfall tears from Hashirama "and that you were always quick to get wet. Not completely sure why though." Minato said scratching the back of his neck with his eyes closed but opened them when he heard snickering and saw Naruto and Hashirama leaning against each other laughing and his father crouched down drawing on the ground with a stick and a cloud above his head when suddenly the 3 hokages started to flake away.
The four exchanged a look then looked over to see that the barrier was down and the sound four were making a get away with a collapsed orochimaru over jirobos shoulder.
They then looked over to see sarutobi leaning on King Enma before he steadied himself and looked over to see Naruto looking bored, Tobirama and Minato curios and Hashirama looking away after orochimaru. Then Naruto made a sign and said "kai" which released the still flaking Hokages whom had started to walk over with Naruto.
"You alright old man" he said. "Yes I am quite fine Naruto kun" The third said whilst Naruto held him up after Enma poofed away. "Thank you Naruto kun". " its alright old man." Naruto said.
"How are you ya old monkey ?" Tobirama asked amused. "Tobi-sensei! Shodaime-sama! What are you still doing here?" Hiruzen asked confused. "Oh I'm here talking to my son and great grandson but I guess its time to go." Tobirama said noticing that he his son and Gus brother were about to dissapear.
"Naruto tell kakashi I love him for me will ya." Minato said before flaking away at the same time as the other kages.
"Naruto off you go I'm fine here go find your fellow genin and their teachers and get them to my office please." The third said to Naruto. "Alright I'll be back in a old man." With said Naruto left to find everyone that was needed.
He first came across his father next to the other jonin senseis along with all the rookie twelve except for Sayuri and Sakura his teammates but they can busting into the scene a few moments later covered in wounds. Naruto immediately rushed over to his girlfriend and after checking her over hugged to him and whispered "thank god your okay" then kissed her forehead.
"Okay we all need to go see the old man and dad I know something you don't know." Naruto said getting teasing at the end. Kakashi and everyone else looked at Naruto intrigued. "What is it you know naru?" His father asked. Naruto smirked "what are real name is." He stated confident. "Hmm yeah so do I." Kakashi replied slightly confused. "Nope flashlight-ji-chan didn't even know. Cos I just met him and his dad and uncle." Naruto said amused. "Give us a hint then." Kiba said to Naruto. Naruto thought for a moment before pointing at the hokage monument. "We I met three of those guys and bone were the sandaime" he replied with a smirk before grabbing sayuri and running toward the tower.
It took about 5 minutes for it to click and when it did Naruto was just entering the hokage office when he and Sayuri heard. "WHAAAAAAAAAAT!"
Hey SilkyCash here sorry about the fighting scenes but hope you enjoyed yet another twist :-P
