Chapter 2: Now We're Cooking with Ninja!
The last new student was here and it was time for the introduction of himself! he says "Bonjourno every person in the place, my name is Italy, PASTA!" then Akihabara-sensei says "take your seat, class is to start!" Italy sits behind Naruto, not for butt sneak peaking, but it was the only seat left! During class Naruto turned around and spoke to Italy (in quiet voice ((quieter than indoor voice)).) "What village are you from?" he say and Italy say "Village hidden in the world, PASTA!" Naruto was like "That is way cool, me and my friends who are Sasuke, Sakura-Chan, Nicki Minaj, and Naruto are from the Village Hiding in the Leafs!" then he says "Sachiko is from here, the Village Hidden in Cherry Blossom Memorial High School!" Italy had shock from the beauty of Sachiko "Wow Sachiko has beauty and cute, PASTA!" Naruto says "She is also captain of the Debate Club, believe it!" Italy had even more shock "WOW I did not know, PASTA!" says Italy then Naruto says "yep, believe it!" then the bell rang and it was time for lunch and Naruto knew because his stomach had the rumbles! They went to lunch and sat at the table and started to converse with Sachicko starting when she says "How is school going for you, desu?" Naruto says "Wow it's going great, believe it!" Sasuke says "I like when we did ninja calculus!" (what a nerd!) then he pushed his black rimmed nerd specs up! "Wow that sounds good are you excited to the field trip to New York City, desu?" said the most beautiful girl (Sachiko) which made Naruto say "Yes, believe it!" They get on the bus and then they are in NYC (New York City). At the hotel it was a TRADITIONAL JAPANESE INN HOTEL! and it came with a hotspring! There was also America! "Look it is my friend America, PASTA!" says Italy with the excitement of 1000 suns! America says "Hamburgers and Baseball, if it isn't Italy but who are these other people in my beautiful country?" he asks to get a response from Italy that goes like "Naruto, Sasuke, Nicki Minaj, Sachiko, Sakura-Chan, PASTA!" then America says "Stars and Stripes, Sachiko is beautiful and cute!" "She is also debate commander, believe it!" added Naruto with pride in his heart! Then America declares "What a champion she is!" then America replies "let us go to the hot springs!" They all naked and got inside the hot springs! "Oh boy, I can look at girl butts like the ones on Sachiko and Sakura-Chan!" but, however it was a boy/man hots pring only so no girls "DARN IT!" Sasuke was happy though, but told no one because he wasn't out of the hamper yet! "Let us speak of our crushes!" says Naruto then he says "I am in love with Sakura-Chan and Sachiko, believe it!" then everyone gasped but America said "I am in love with Hamburger LOL!" and he smiled and laughed! "What about you Italy and Sasuke?" says America still chuckling at his clever joke! Sasuke says "I am not in love with Naruto because I am not gay or even Bisexual!" then Italy says "I am in love with PASTA!" everyone laughs but not Italy (he is deadly serious!) Nicki Minaj wanted to say she was in love with Sachiko but she did not want drama with Naruto because friend drama is the worst kind of drama, even worse than boyfriend/girlfriend drama! so instead Nicki Minaj says "Imma bad bitch no muzzle!" everyone was proud of her choice and Naruto says "Wow Minaj-senpai I am proud of you, believe it!" when hot springs time was done they got out and into kimonos and then went to sleep.
To be continue...