Chapter 3: Back to the Ninja Board!
When Naruto woke up he was the first awake. Naruto went to Sakura-Chan's room to see if she was awake also and she was not but what she was was not clothed because she forgot to put on clothes after the hot springs because she was tired because she had much stress from being a cute teenage girl but she wasn't as cute as Sachiko but she was still cute and there was no denying that at least! Naruto knew he could sneak a peak at her butt because she was asleep and she would never find out and this was THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNITY! So he looked and it was a pretty good butt, but then she woke up and saw that Naruto was looking at her butt and she was happy because it was kind of sweet to admire her butt like that but you shouldn't look at a lady's butt while she is sleeping so she was also mad and angry! "NARUTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT SAKURA-CHAN'S BUTT!" she screamed with the anger of 10000 suns and then Naruto says "Sorry I didn't mean to it was an accident!" then Sakura-Chan forgave him and apologized because it was really her fault anyway and she wanted to prevent creating drama but what she could not prevent was herself screaming in the past and Sachiko woke up and had also forgotten clothes because she had teen girl stress because she was great at everything! Naruto and Sakura-Chan saw her butt and it was way better than Sakura-Chan's butt and it almost turned Sakura chan into a lesbian but didn't it only made her a little Bisexual! Then Akihabara-sensei walked in and saw them and said "This is most inappropriate what is happening in here you all have ninja detention!" This statement gave them much trauma So they left the room and went to the Ninja Detention room and there was the meanest teacher of all, Mr. Watts! Mr. Watts had such anger in his eyes that they looked like crazy eyes! they sat down and Naruto tried to talk because what else can you do in detention, but Mr. Watts told him to be quiet like a complete maniac man! This guy was bad news and they needed to find a way to get revenge on him! they used Ninja Telepathy to talk to each other and Naruto says "We should cut that bitch, believe it!" and then Sachiko says "Cutting bitches is against my ninja religion, desu!" then Sakura-Chan says "Sakura-chan thinks we should fill his desk with firecrackers and blow him" but Nicki Minaj says "I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up!" then Naruto says "We should kill his cat, that would fix his wagon!" Everyone thought that was pretty cool! so they got up and went to Mr. Watts house and there was his cat Sgt. Meow! First Naruto cut off it's legs and it was meowing like crazy but I guess that's why his name was Sgt. Meow. Then they tore off his tail and stuck him in the oven and after he was cooked until dead they cut off his head and put in on Mr. Watts chair and they all peed on it. "I can't wait to see what Mr Watts does because it will be very funny!" Says Naruto then Sakura-Chan and Sachiko agreed because it would be funny! Nicki Minaj shed a tear because she didn't like hurting cats but she had to for revenge, so it was okay!
To be continue...