Chapter 5: Always a Ninja-Maid, Never the Ninja!
Naruto and Rain Bow Dash went into Mr. Watts house and went inside. Mr. Watts was asleeping and they went to his fridge and opened it and took out the apple sauce he took his medicine in. Naruto put laxatives in it and Rain Bow Dash put in some rat poisons! It was almost morning and so Naruto and Rain Bow Dash went into log mode with substitutes-jitsu. Rain Bow Dash knows substitutes-jitsu because she has a lot of swagger so it just comes naturally. When Mr. Watts woke up he went to his fridge and he was only in his underwear (ew) and he went into his fridge and grabbed his apple sauce and ate it then pooped a lot and died! Naruto was so excited that he had a bone! His erection was 4 feet long and as wide as your head! Rain Bow Dash saw his member and said "Wow!" then Naruto said "Do you like what you see?" and then Rain Bow Dash said "YES!" She had seen lots of penises, like Big Macintosh's and Spike's, but she had never seen such a fantastic penis before! It was time to initiate sex but Naruto was a little nervous because he was still a virgin like me, but he had seen lots of internet porn so he pretty much knew what was up. Rain Bow Dash licked Naruto's thing for lubrication then turned around and Naruto put it in Rain Bow Dash's pony love hole and then climaxed like 2 or 3 quarts of sperm. "Wow that was fun!" said Naruto. "That was the best sex ever!" said Rain Bow Dash. You might think Naruto was cheating on Sachiko, but he wasn't because Rain Bow Dash and Naruto are not in love and didn't kiss, so it was okay. Naruto looked at Mr. Watts and saw that he had got like a pint of semen on him and took a picture after peeing on him. After Naruto and Rain Bow Dash unloggified they went to school and showed everyone the picture and they all laughed because Mr. Watts was a jerk. Akihabara-Sensei saw it and gave Naruto a high-five! BUT THEN! THE WALL EXPLODES AND MR. WATTS COMES IN THROUGH THE GAPING HOLE. Everyone was shocked and traumatized! Mr. Watts said "I ate the other apple sauce so I didn't die or poop even a little bit!" yelled Mr. Watts. I see. Then Biff from Back to the Future came in and gave Naruto a big punch. Biff was there because Mr. Watts wanted to conquer the school and he was thinking Biff could probably help or something. Mr. Watts yelled "I am going to capture this school and ruin everything you love, Naruto, because you ruined my cat and your sex stained my carpet!" then Naruto yelled "I will defeat you, you old shit bitch!" Naruto was really taking it to the next level today! Then Naruto said "I even fixed your cat and he loves me more than you!" Mr Watts gasped and then said "[f word], Now I will destroy you after I destroy everything you love!" then he got in trouble because swearing is not allowed in school! then Naruto said "You are a tool!" and then Mr. Watts and Biff ran away! Sgt. Meow said "We need more revenge help!" then Emily Thorne (Amanda Clarke) said "LUCK! I know a person who can help because she finished her revenge already and she's really good at it!" So they went to her house and she was swinging her Hater Hanzaru sword around! it was... Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride) from Kill Bill!
To be continue...