Chapter 6: Big Ninja in Little China!
Naruto was excited because now they had two revenge experts to revenge Mr. Watts! The Bride said "I have a good revenge plan but first I have concert's tickets to a Taylor Swift concert featuring Shakira. Naruto and Sachiko and everyone else were excited and then they went to the concert and Taylor Swift was there with Shakira and they sang Shake It Off by Taylor Swift then Nicki Minaj jumped on stage and helped them sing! Sasuke said "This is my jam!" Sasuke was a nerd and gay but still liked Taylor Swift because he was cool. America was grinding with Italy but was pretending Italy was a hamburger and Italy pretended that pasta was grinding against him! Sakura-chan went to the mosh-pit near the stage. Taylor Swift was really hot and Naruto was starting to get an erection. Then he noticed everyone else was erected and he didn't feel so self unconscious anymore. BUT THEN! HE SAW TWIGHLIGHT FARKLE HAD AN ERECTION TOO! SHE WAS REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE! Naruto had less erection because he wasn't sure what to think about that! Then Sachiko ran over to him like Sonic on cocaine and punched him like Knuckles on steroids. "Ouch, why?" asked Naruto. "You cheated with Rain Bow Dash, she told me you [F Word]" "Oh no, It's friend drama, believe it!" thought Naruto! "I didn't cheat because we don't love each other and we didn't kiss and she didn't get herpes/AIDS and I didn't pregnant her!" "I see now!" said Sachiko sorry she created friend drama but mad because she wanted his virginity. "In order to make this OK I will have to sex someone else too!" the Naruto replied "OK that might be kind of hot anyway" he said. Then Sachiko went to Twighlight Farkle and grabbed his/her pulsing pony pole and put her other hand in the vagina part! Twighlight Farkle was surprised but also pumped about this! Then Taylor Swift saw them performing sex on each other and told them to come up on the stage! She wanted them to come up because she thought sex was beautiful (not like my lame parents) and she thought it would be good sex education for the audience. Sachiko and Twighlight Farkle got on the stage and started to sex! Sachiko put the rod into her mouth and blow jobbed Twighlight Farkle really good. Twighlight Farkle ejaculated like a gallon of semen inside of Sachiko's mouth and it came out of her nose and ears and eyeholes and even some pores on her face! Twighlight Farkle was still erected so he/she put her big horse meat inside of me and ejaculated another gallon. Everyone clapped, because the sex was hot, not that the concert was good, but the concert was good too, it's just the sex was better. BUT THEN! THE STAGE BLEW UP AND OUT CAME MR. WATTS AND BIFF! But, also Austin Mahone and Justin Beiber. "NARUTO! I KNOW YOU LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT SO NOW I'M GOING TO RUIN IT!" Naruto got in an action stance! Justin Beiber and Austin Mahone started singing and it made kittens and babies cry! Naruto ran to Justin Beiber and kicked him in the balls but it didn't work because he didn't have any! Justin Beiber slapped Naruto but it didn't work because he is a pussy. Naruto used rasengan and Justin Beiber blew into a bunch of meaty chunks! Sachiko went to Austin Mahone and he tried to punch her but was not match because she moved at mach 27. Sachiko used rasengan but hers was pink like her hair, and eyes and cherry blossom petals in the springtime. Austin Mahone blew into more chunks than Justin Beiber because Sachiko's rasengan was stronger then Naruto's rasengan! Wow, sweet rasengan, Sachiko, beleive it!" "thanks" said Sachiko with a pink blush like the color of her hair, and her eyes, and her rasengan, and cherry blossoms in the spring! Mr. Watts yelled like an ass "WAH! I am going to kick your but so you better run or you will face my ultimate weapon!" Then 1 Direction blasted on in! They sang and the crying babies and kittens KILLED THEMSELVES! Shakira yelled "The force is strong with these ones!" BUT THEN! SHE-RA BUSTED THE CEILING AND CAME IN THROUGH IT! She-ra yelled "We must combine our powers! Naruto used rasengan! Sachiko used rasengan! Sasuke used rasengan! Sakura-chan used rasengan! Nicki Minaj used rasengan! Italy used rasengan! Sachiko used rasengan! Emily Thorne (Amanda Clarke) used rasengan! Nolan used rasengan! Lucario used rasengan! The Bride used rasengan! Rain Bow Dash used rasengan! America used rasengan! Shakira used rasengan! Taylor swift used rasengan! She-ra used rasengan! Twighlight Farkle used rasengan! Sgt. Meow used rasengan! And Sachiko used rasengan! They made a big and pink (Sachiko's rasengan is more powerful than all of their's combined!) rasengan and it blew 1 Direction to so many meaty chunks you couldn't even imagine it if you tried! Mr Watts yelled "NO! I MAY HAVE LOST THE BATTLE BUT I WILL WIN THE BATTLE NEXT TIME!" Naruto yelled "GET OUT YOU GAY SLUT!" Mr. Watts picked up Justin Beiber's peices and Austin Mahone's peices and 1 Direction's pieces with Biff and ran away yelling "I got foiled but not next time!" and Naruto yelled "Tell it to the judge!"
Everyone high fived! Naruto and Sachiko and everyone else all went back to the school!
To be continue...