~Strange Traditions~

A continuation from Katie's (clockworkpain .tumblr .com) headcanon- Okay but imagine Clary Daring Jace to use a glamour rune and ride the ball down as it drops in New York while they're all watching. It'd be hilarious, especially if you imagine they're all a slight bit tipsy. And then it become a tradition among them, each taking a turn doing it every year.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T TMI OR THIS HEADCANON! I just wanted to do something for New Years.

WARNING: CRAPPY WRITING AND MAGNUS DECIDING TO BE A SEXY LITTLE SHIT FOR HIS HUSBAND! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Note: I really need to come up with better titles...

~Alec's POV~

"I honestly can't believe we're still continuing this stupid tradition…" I mumble as I look at my family and friends. Ever since Clary dared Jace to put on a glamour rune and ride the ball down one of us rode it every year. First Jace, then Clary, Izzy, Simon, hell they even convinced ME to do it one year. This year my husband is doing it, and he had best not do anything stupid. My husband must've heard me mumble, because he put an arm around my and pulled me in for a kiss.

"Darling stop being such a party pooper. It's fun. All the kids are at the Institute with your mother and Jocelyn sound asleep and I'll be alright." He whispered. I smiled and kissed back as I reached up to cup his face in my hand as I felt his cup my own, the cool metal of his wedding band brushing my cheekbone. It was a nice moment and I really didn't want to leave it.

"Magnus are you riding down this time or do I need to take your place this year?" Jace yelled and effectively killing the mood.

"Damn mood-killing bastard…" I mumbled. Magnus just kissed my cheek.

"Don't worry, I'll be sure to get you back later." He whispered before dropping a glittery wink at me. I blushed before rolling my eyes and smiling at him. I followed my husband and the others to Times Square, and it's lively as ever. I smiled, last year I did this and while I didn't do anything spectacular (unlike Izzy who tried using her whip to swing down the pole like a tether ball) I still enjoyed it. I felt like a slight idiot, but I didn't care. I looked at my watch. 11:56. I sighed. This is gonna be interesting to say the least. Everyone was cheering and it was loud all around me, but I kept my eyes on the ball, and my husband. Suddenly everything got quiet and all I could hear was this pulsing music, something like what Magnus was playing at the party. It sounded like something by one of his favorite pop artists. Adam Lambert I think. Then my mind clicked.

Oh my god Magnus are you seriously-

My mind was correct as I watched my husband start to dance to the music playing, using the top of the pole to work his hips. My jaw dropped and I could just imagine the faces he's making as he ground himself against the pole. I looked at my watch, it was already 11:58 and by the Angel I can already feel my jeans growing tighter. I could already tell that the others were staring.

"I think this tops Simon playing the guitar for Izzy…" I hear Clary say, the shock evident in her voice.

"Clary, this blows everything ALL of us has done out of the f-ing water!" Simon yelped. I didn't bother to pay anymore attention to them as I watched, the tightness in my jeans getting worse as the ball came down. Suddenly a shirt came flying at me and I caught it easily before watching as Magnus spun down the pole. Oh Angel give me strength but my mind processes the beautiful curves of his muscles, the lean navel-less stomach, the smooth skin of his hips. Suddenly the music ended and the screaming from the arrival of a new year rang in my ears. I then felt soft hands around my waist. I turned my head to look into his gorgeous green-gold eyes before turning in his arms and kissing him.

"You insane son of a bitch…" I whisper as I pulled him closer so he could feel what his little show did. He smirked in the kiss and pulled away.

"I told you I'd get you back in the mood didn't I?" He replied and winked at me. I lightly punched him in the chest before I pulled his shirt on. I looked around and saw the others were wrapped in each others arms. I smiled and pulled my husband into a sweet kiss.

"Happy new year, my husband." I whispered.

"Happy new year to you as well, my Alexander." He whispered back before pressing his lips against mine again. We stood together wrapped in each other's arms and exchanging the most loving of kisses before I pulled away again.

"You're still in trouble for that show you know."

Yes the song decided to do a pole dance to is For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert. I was listening to the song the whole time I was writing the fic.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GORGEOUS ANGELS! MAY 2015 BE A WONDERFUL YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!