Chapter 7: I Can't Believe it's not Ninja!
At school Naruto and Sachiko were holding hands because Sachiko was going to sex him tonight at 8 pm. In class Akihabara-Sensei was teaching ninja chemistry. Sasuke was also as gay for science as he was for man penis, so he loved it. Naruto was carving penises in his desk with a kunai knife. Sachiko was carving vaginas in her desk because she was feminist and it seemed like a good way to not be sexist! Sasuke had bone in his pants because Akihabara-Sensei was talking about carbon or something. Rain Bow Dash was too cool for school but was there anyway because Twighlight Farkle forced her to but she wasn't paying attention so don't get the wrong idea. Class was so boring that Naruto just wanted lunchtime to happen because class was so boring. The bell rang and it was lunch time! Naruto and Sachiko and everyone else went in line to get pizza, but the lunch lady ripped her face off! Mr. Watts was inside of her! "MR. WATTS!" yelled Mr. Watts then jumped out of her with Biff and Obama's wife! Obama's wife yelled "I make people eat healthy!" and she had vegetables and everyone hated her because veggies are gross! Mr. Watts was a jerk and in a jerk scream he screamed "Naruto I will destroy pizza because I know you and your friends like it and you'll have to eat veggies hahahahaha!" Sasuke punched Mr. Watts and Biff punched Naruto and Lucario punched Biff and Mr. Watts punched Sachiko and you shouldn't punch women like Ray Rice! Sachiko jumped up and kicked at Mr. Watts but then he blocked and Sachiko knocked him out with a vulcan neck pinch Spock taught her in gym class! Naruto punched lady Obama right in her democrat face and she tried to throw lettuce at Naruto but she missed because he punched her in the face again! Obama's wife got on a bulletproof vest and a cowboy pistol to shoot with! BUT THEN! MCCAIN'S WIFE, SARAH PALIN, FLEW IN ON A HELICOPTER AND SAID "I'LL STOP YOU AND THE DEMOCRAT AGENDA!" Obama's wife tried to shoot up Sarah Palin but the cowboy pistol broke because her husband stopped paying the army! then Sarah Palin shot Obama's wife with a sniping rifle and her face blew to pieces because the bulletproof vest was cheap and weak and made in china not like Sarah Palin's 12 gauge double action made in America sniping rifle bullets. America saluted her and she blew him a kiss and he said he would save her a hamburger and she was excited! Obama's wife tried to go to the hospital but she waited in line forever because of Obamacare and died of cancer. Mr. Watts got up and yelled "You may have won the battle but I will win another time!" Naruto and Sachiko both yelled together "Get out of here you fat penis shit!" Mr. Watts and Biff ran away but first Biff punched Naruto in the rectum! Naruto didn't care much because he had pizza and after sex with Sachiko! On the way to Sachiko's house he saw another guy going to Sachiko's house and he ran to him and yelled "Why are you going to my girlfriend's house!" and swung a big old kick right to him but the man dodged and said "I'm Sachiko's butler and I'm one hell of a butler!" It was Sebastian who was Ciel's butler but Sachiko was a cuter girl so Sebastian went to work for her! They went to the house and Sebastian went inside and Naruto knocked on the door and Sebastian let him in and Sachiko said "Good job Sebastian!" and Sebastian said "I'm one hell of a butler!" Then Naruto felt weird, like he had seen this place before, he felt like he was having laissez-faire. Then he noticed the sex stain and cat bits all over the carpet and he yelled "WE ARE IN MR. WATTS HOUSE!" then Sachiko said "It's also my house, Mr. Watts is... MY DAD!"
To be continue...