Chapter 8: Cops and Ninjas!
Last time we found out it was Sachiko's dad! "What the what!" yelled Naruto! "It is true, that ass is my father!" yelled Sachiko, tears flowing from her gorgeous pink eyes like cherry blossoms falling in the pink spring under the light of the pink spring moon. Naruto said "I still love you and I will even still have sex with you!" Sachiko's glimmering tears of sorrow turned to shining tears of joy! Naruto went into Sachiko's room while she made him food and refreshment! Naruto wanted to do something funny, so he took a picture of Sachiko's grandmother and cut a hole in her face and stuck his penis through it. Sachiko walked in and saw it and Naruto said "Your grandma is a DICK!" Sachiko laughed so hard she dropped the refreshments and Naruto's sandwich and tears of pure joy poured down her beautiful and pale face! Sachiko picked up her mess and then got naked. Naruto saw that some lettuce from his sandwich fell into Sachiko's vagina so he grabbed it with his penis and ate it! Then Naruto was about to put that penis inside of her. BUT THEN! Mr. Watts busted in and Naruto yelled "What do you want you incredible shit?!" Mr. Watts jerk screamed "You will not have sex with my daughter, I will take your virginities instead!" Biff ran in and Pennywise from IT was on his crazy left shoulder. They grabbed Naruto and Sachiko and chained them to the bed! Mr. Watts got his crusty, smelly, oozing penis out and said "First I will sex Naruto and it will make him gay like Sasuke!" Sasuke got a little excited because Naruto would be a really good gay boyfriend to have! But he realized now was not the time for his boyish pleasures and called the police at 911! The police said "Hello, this is the police." and Sasuke said "Help my friend is becoming gay!" and the police said "We will be there soon!" Mr. Watts moved his rusty hips to slide his moldy penis into Naruto's man butthole! THEN THE WINDOW WAS WINDOW-KICKED AND THE POLICE JUMPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW! The police were Pewdiepie and Cry and they were dressed like police and were police! Pewdiepie took out his gun that looked like Stephano and shot Mr Watts penis right off his body! Cry judo chopped the chains off of Naruto and Sachiko with his gun and they jumped up! Biff ran over to Naruto and punched him square in the colon! Then Sachiko roundhouse kicked Pennywise the way Chuck Norris showed her in gym class! Pennywise turned into a mega big clown-scorpion and stung Naruto with his mega big clown-scorpion stinger! Naruto was poisoned! Naruto used Rasengan. It's not very effective. Sachiko used Rasengan as pink as the cherry blossoms in spring. It's super effective! Pennywise fainted. Mr. Watts screamed "NO, MY PENNYWISE!" Naruto punched Mr. Watts and Biff punched Naruto! Mr. Watts and Biff ran away and Mr. Watts yelled "I may have lost the battle but I'm just getting started!" and Sachiko screamed "[f word] you, you smelly shit basket!" BUT THEN! Naruto fell over! Sachiko, Pewds, Lucario, and Cry ran over to him. Pewdiepie said "I have seen it before, he must get the antidote!" Sachiko yelled "Where is it?" and Cry said "In snake mountain with Skeletor!"
To be continue...