Chapter 9: A Ninja in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush!
Sachiko, Sakura-chan, and Nicki Minaj all went to Snake's Mountain but Naruto stayed home, in bed, like a stick in a bed, because he was as sick as someone with Ebola. At Snake's Mountain they went inside and there was Skeletor. Skeletor said "Like, WTH, Why are you even here?!" Sachiko blasted "We want some Pennywise antidote!" Skeletor grabbed it up and held it aloft and said "I totally need this though!" BUT THEN! MR. WATTS TOOK OFF SKELETOR'S SKELETON FACE AND WAS INSIDE! HE TOOK THE ANTIDOTE AND SMASHED IT APART, INTO PIECES! "Aaaah." Sachiko said as Skeletor Watts said "Now Naruto will die of poison poisoning!" BUT THEN! SHE-RA WALKED IN! She was with Kirigiri from Danganronpa! Skeletor Watts flip kicked and took out his rod! "Now you will taste my justice!" He yelled! She-ra chopped Skeletor Watts asunder but he counter-attacked by sending some magic over to her and making it explode! She-ra was hurting which made Sachiko pull all of the stops out and she went at him with a gorgeous pinks as the cherry blossoms in spring under the light of a new moon rasengan! However her powers were blocked by none other than Darius from LOL! "Gahahahahaha!" Darius proclaimed loudly! Sachiko yelled "Don't think I'll let you off that easy" Her pink eyes glowed and her pink hair shined! "Now is the time for retribution!" she screamed and she whipped out a pink rasengan so fast it was guaranteed to be delivered thirty minutes or less, or your money back! It hit him in his vital organ and he fell to the floor uttering only a "Gahaha?" But Darius had a trick up his sleeve, A guardian angel in the form of a Guardian Angel! He came back with 30% health but then Sachiko just fired up another pink rasengan and sent him to the cleaners! "Gotta catch 'em all!" she reminisced. But there was no time for nostalgia, Naruto had poison and he would die unless cured. "What will we do, the antidote broke?" wondered Sakura-chan aloud. Kirigiri used her Super Duper High School Sleuth powers and said "I deduce that I've seen this glass before…At Walgreens." So they got in Lucario's sick as hell Mustang and headed to Walgreens!
To be continue…