Chapter 11: Back to Square Ninja!
Sachiko got on her bicycle and ET got inside of her bicycle basket. Then ET flew them up to the moon! When they got to the moon Sachiko got off the bike and ET got out of the same bike's basket. On the moon it was pretty boring. BUT THEN! MR. WATTS BUSTED IN THE DOOR AND CAME ON IN! Sachiko yelled "Mr. Watts, I should've know it was you all along!" and Mr. Watts bargled out "Yes, it was I, The NOTORIUS WATTS!" BUT THEN! WHAM POW KERZAM SLAMMO! Kyubey from Madoka Magica busted in through the wall like the Kool-Aid man's weightlifter brother! Kyubey had an uzi in a hand and an AKB48 in another hand! He shot ET right in his arms and legs breaking the bones and causing blood to get all over the carpet! Sachiko jumped into action and kicked Mr. Watts and his crazy crony Biff right in their gentle jaws dislocating them in 34 places! BUT THEN! A MONDO BIG SHIP THAT WAS ORANGE, CAME FROM SPACE, AND OPENED WHEN IT LANDED ON THE MOON, LANDED ON THE MOON AND OPENED LETTING OUT EVERYONE AND ALSO SPACE DANDY AND MEOW AND NOT QT BECAUSE HE WAS AT A CLEANING CONVENTION WITH MISTER CLEAN ON PLANET CLEANING CLEANER! Sakamoto from Nichijou: My Ordinary Life had also joined the squad because Mr. Watts had killed the Professor and Nichijou! Naruto even was there but because of Pennywise poison he was in a wheeled chair with robot voice like the famous writer Stephan Hawkins! "Sachiko my beautiful and pink as the cherry blossoms lady!" said Naruto in robot voice like the T-Pains would sing in! Sachiko looked at Naruto who looked gross like he had something wrong with him, like not a cold or a bad haircut, but maybe something genetic! Now she definitely needed to get that antidote, not just for her sake but for the sake of everyone involved! "Garharharhar!" Garhared Mr. Watts as-a-matter-of-fact-ly "You will never get that antidote and that is that!" Biff punched Naruto in his poisoned face, and Sachiko ran to kick Watts, but while she wasn't looking Biff and Mr. Watts got in their spaced rocket and blasted away at 3000 lights per year! Damn it, not again! Sachiko yelled out "Kyubey should still be here!" BUT THEN! SHE TURNED AROUND AND HE WASN'T STILL HERE HE HAD LEFT! DAMN IT, [F WORD] SHIT! A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FROM THE GROUP WERE MISSING TOO! Sakamoto, Meow, Sgt Meow, Rainbow Dash, ET, Twilight Farkle, and Lucario were gone Kyubey! When Lucario woke up he saw that he was in a grey concrete room and up on the wall it said "Salut, ca va? Bienvenue a le cachot de viol de Kyubey!" and it smelled like maple syrup! They must have been in Canada, more specifically Quebec province! Kyubey bursted in and yelled, "It's time to make some delicious love!" Everyone else in the room conscioused, and Lucario gave kyubey a look that could kill, but not really because looks can't do that, but if his look was a gun it could! Then Kyubey said he was doing this because his planet needed energy and couldn't use little wishing girls anymore, so the science men on his planet had figured out how to turn sexual passion into energy because they didn't know how to invent solar panels! Lucario asked why they couldn't make sex power at home and Kyubey told him that on Kyubey's planet people don't believe in sex before marriage because it's an affront to god but the democrats ruined marriage on their planet! Kyubey's rod came out of his crotch, it was around 1 or 5 feet long and was a tapering penis like a dolphin has, but Kyubey wasn't a dolphin his penis was just similar to a dolphin penis and Kyubey had external balls not the inside kind like my little brother when he was a baby or a dolphin! Kyubey forced everyone to start to orgy and ET was at the bottom because he had the smallest meat stick, it was only 4 inches long and it looked like an old banana you dropped behind the fridge last summer and found while you were spring cleaning, then Sakamoto was next his thing was probably 13 inches long and he had a normal cat penis which kind of hurt ET (you know, because of the barbs), then it was Sgt Meow who had basically the same thing as Sakamoto but one and three eighths inches longer then it was meow and his member was longer but not like a cats even though he is a cat but a different kind so he had more of a humany thing, and next was Rainbow Dash who had a fairly big horse penis but only fairly big and Twilight Farkle was really packing heat and Kyubey was on top, but not because he had the biggest ding dong but because he was the boss of the applesauce. They banged for a while and switched positions from missionary to reverse missionary, and sometimes sixty-nine. Sachiko and friends were on the trail to find their missing friends!
To be continue…