AN: This took a long time to update and I'm sorry. I was just focusing entirely on CL and trying to dabble a bit with HPTLTL. Well here it is. Review and I'll concentrate on this story more.

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"Unngh," I grumble, the annoying beeping from the alarm clock waking me up. Then it stops. That's weird, I didn't do that. I hear a small yawn and open my eyes, looking at the source. "Kagome?" What the hell is going on? She's got no clothes on and is in my bed.

I blink a few times and look around. No, this isn't my bed, this isn't my room. We're in her room! "How did I end up in here?" I ask, giving her a small glare; today is our wedding.

Her eyes get wide, "You don't remember?" I tell her no and she looks away, "Oh." Is all I get.

This situation is all too familiar to me and I get an idea of what she's thinking of. I pull the cover up from my naked torso. Yup, just what I thought, I was in my underwear. "So did we do it last night?" I ask bluntly.

She stiffens and looks at me. "Yes, Inuyasha." Then she pulls the cover around her body and stands up. She leaves the room and I eventually hear the shower in the next room running.

Well that's… interesting. I chuckle. Then I look to see what time it is; 8 a.m. It's fucking early I'm going back to bed.

I close my eyes and begin to fall asleep.

I hear a loud noise and wake up, looking to see where it came from. "Will you shut up?" I ask as soon as I see Kagome in her robe. She's walking around the room gathering some things.

She ignores my comment and continues to look for something until she picks whatever it is up. When she does this she walks over to the bed and hands me a bundle of…my clothes. I look at her questioningly.

She see's my stare and puts her hands on her hips, "Get out."

I give her a blank stare. "Are you serious? I'm sleeping."

"I don't care," she turns around and acts like she's busy with something over in her closet. "So get out."

I roll my eyes. "Whatever, bitch." And I thought we might be able to make this work after what apparently happened last night. Guess not.

Someone knocks on the door interrupting us from our argument. Kagome walks over and opens it. It's Miroku.

"Hey man," he says, "I just came to come get you, we're getting out the house."

I pull off the covers and get out of bed walking past Kagome and out of her room. Miroku tells her goodbye or something like that, and turns back to me.

"You know," he starts, "its bad luck to see the bride before you guys get married."

I roll my eyes.

"How ya feeling?" he asks.

I shake my head, "My head is killing me."

"Yeah, well your mom called." He said as we grabbed some bowls and cereal.

"Oh yeah," I say casually, "What'd she want?"

"She said that if I'm with you to wake you up and that we need to go get our tuxes."

I talk with my mouth full, "Wha she boher cah yu?"

Miroku swallows his food before answering me. "She bothered calling me because apparently you never answer her calls."

I gulp my food and take a swig of OJ. "Well everyone knows I put it on silent when I sleep."

"Which is why she doesn't call you." He joked.

Me and Miroku finish scarfing down our breakfast and leave in my car to the stupid tuxedo place. We walk in and get fitted.

"Looking sharp, don't you think?" I say to Miroku as we walk out of the fitting rooms.

"Pretty damn good." He answers.

"Alright well let's get to my place and get this shit over with."

We leave the building and I drive us to my house. I see a couple of cars in the driveway already. Walking in the house I'm ambushed by some of my relatives.

"Inuyasha!" Thankfully one that I like; Rin. She runs up and gives me a hug, "Oh, congratulations! I can't believe I'm actually here about to watch you get married.

"Yeah, Rin, me neither." No seriously, why is she here? I thought that it was going to be me, my parents, Kagome, and hers? Well plus Miroku and who ever this bitch's maid of honor is supposed to be. "Rin, who's all here?"

She stepped back to think, "Well, it's your parents, Sesshomaru and I, Myoga, and Aunt Kimora with Shippo."

I scrunch my face, "Why the fuck are Myoga, Kimora, and Shippo here?" and you.

Rin rolls her eyes, "Because, silly, Myoga is your dad's best friend and your godfather so he can't miss out on your wedding. And apparently your mom and Kimora are going shopping later today. Shippo's just here because Kim couldn't find a sitter."

"Oh." I answer, not really caring anymore.

Rin gives me another quick squeeze before heading over to the room where we're having our ceremony. Miroku and I follow and take a look around.

It's in one of the bigger rooms, and my mom actually put the white carped isle way for Kagome to walk on. Then there are 6 chairs on each side of the isle to the front. There are a few petals lining the walkway already since there's no flower girl, and the priest or whatever isn't here yet. The room connects to another and walking through the door I find everyone.

My mom went a little overboard if you ask me. I mean what the fuck am I having a reception too? Because on the table in the middle of the room is a wedding cake, and there are a couple of tables right next to it, and some food is set out to snack on.

"Inuyasha," I hear my mom's voice and look to where she's standing, "Well?"

I don't respond.

"What do you think?"

I think this is a fucking disaster. "It's nice mom."

Her face lit up. "Oh I knew you'd like it. Your father was against the idea but I insisted. It's only once my handsome boy gets married."

It doesn't have to be ever if you let me leave right now.

Miroku walks up to us putting his cell phone in his pocket. "I just spoke with Sango. She and Kagome should be here within the hour."

"That's great," my mom says, "because the priest is on his way."

I sigh, just thinking about today. Today is the last day of my life and the first day of an eternity in hell. I'm marrying some bitch I can't fucking stand, and pretty soon I'll have to deal with some brat.

"Miroku let's talk in the car." I hint.

His eyes light up. "Well alright then."

We walk silently to my car and get in. Miroku takes the weed and bowl out of the glove compartment and starts to pack it. "Are you sure you want to be high during this? I mean, getting married is something most people want to remember."

I snort, "Please, getting married is what most people want to do. This situation has nothing similar."

Miroku finishes and takes the first hit, passing it to me. "Yeah," he says, "but I still don't think you'd want to forget. You only get married once. Usually." He laughs.

I crack a smile as I exhale, "Yeah right, in eighteen years in divorcing that bitch, and then maybe I will get married."

Miroku glared at me when I said the word bitch. "To who, Yash? Kikyo?"

I laugh, "God no. Who knows where that slut will be in that long. She's only good for now."

"Please don't cheat on my cousin."

I roll my eyes, "Look Miroku, since you're my best friend, I promise that if the time comes and I'm in a cheating situation, I'll give it a second thought."

We stay silent and finish our smoke, before getting out of the car. Miroku sprays himself a few times and tosses me his cologne before we walk in the house. Then we both put in some eye drops, start to chew some gum, and walk inside the house. We make our way to the room that holds my doom and both grab a seat.

Next thing I know I'm being told to stand up in the front and Miroku leaves me to walk with Sango down the aisle. I see my family all sitting together and notice that Kagome's family isn't here. Ha, that's funny. Her family doesn't care about her anymore than I do. I mean at least I made it here. Well that's what she gets for trapping me in this.

I get nudge out of my thoughts by Miroku who is looking towards the now open door with a big smile on his face. I follow his gaze and see one beautiful girl walking towards me. Wait did I just say beautiful? Well that's not what I meant. But she cleans up nice.

Suddenly she's standing in front of me and I swear I felt my heart drop into my stomach as the guy in front of me made me say my vows. When he asks if anyone objects it takes all my power not to jump up and say "Me! I object!" and just leave.

I don't know when my mom turned into such a wedding planner, but apparently she had found rings for me and Kagome. Miroku handed me Kagome's and with numb hands I was able to slip the ring on her finger. Finally it's time and I say the words I've been dreading. "I..I.." I stammer, I can't help it, "I do."

And Kagome looks up into my drugged gaze and I look into her teary eyes. She grabbed my own hand with her trembling ones and struggled to get my ring on me. A drop falls as she says, "I do."

AN: well you know what to do.