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This chapter will have references and hints of sexual activity, as you will very soon see, thus why it is rated 'T'.
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"I can't believe your not even complaining about walking with us to class!" Gilbert exclaimed, poking Lovino's cheek.
"Are you actually Lovino?" Francis enquired, joining Gilbert in poking Lovino's cheek.
"Si, mi amour," Antonio stated worriedly, "This is much unlike you." He began to poke Lovino's arm.
"GET OF ME BA ~Yawn~ Bastards" Lovino fell into Antonio's arms and gave a poor attempt of pushing Antonio off him. Finally giving up, he let Antonio carry him while they walked.
"My poor Lovi, what happened?" Antonio cooed at his grumbling companion.
"It's Feliciano and Ludwig." He replied drowsily, "Ludwig stayed in Feliciano's and my dorm room for the night, and hey were so God damn noisy! They kept yelling and shouting and I tried to get them to shut up but I ~Yawn~ I…" Lovino drifted off in Antonio's arms. As Antonio kissed his forehead softly, Francis began to laugh strangely behind him.
~Chapter 2: Sex Ed!~
"~Honhonononhon~" Francis eyed Gilbert, who returned a knowing smirk.
"What is so funny?" Antonio asked, tilting his head. Francis gave a small 'tsk' at how innocent his friend was.
"Lud and Feli were shouting all night? Lovino was yelling at them to stop? What does that sound like to you?" Gilbert gave a snicker.
"Slumber party!" Antonio brightened up. "Should we ask them if we could come?"
"They were- well you know!" Francis face palmed as Antonio looked at him confused.
"They were doing the do. The frickle frackle. The bed boogey." Gilbert half-shouted at Antonio. All of a sudden Elizabeta popped up behind Gilbert.
"Who was doing it?" She asked excited as she bounced on him.
"Cool it, sister." Gilbert frowned. "Why would you want to know?" He eyed her suspiciously and she gave an awkward smile.
"Well…" She said in a high-pitched voice. She turned to Gilbert and Francis, cross-armed and Antonio attempting to with Lovino draped on him. "Okay, okay. The school found me reading manga and claimed it was 'Gay porn' so they confiscated it! Can you believe it? So I'm kind of desperate..."
"You are sick, woman!" Gilbert exclaimed, shaking his head. "You want to see my brother get it on with that innocent Italian?"
"I bet he had to have a five hour lesson just on how to have sex!" Francis giggled in the background. Antonio laughed with him but then Francis turned to his friend. "You are the same, mon ami." He smirked. Antonio stuck his tongue out to him.
"Hey, guys." Ludwig nodded at the group as he passed them, walking over to Feliciano's locker. Feliciano kissed him on both cheeks as a greeting and they began to walk to class.
"They are so gay." Elizabeta shook her head.
"So gay." Gilbert agreed.
"Okay, class." The teacher silenced his advisory. "Today we will be learning about sex safety. Please pay attention to this video."
"An experienced person like me does not need this," Francis whispered to Gilbert.
"I know," Gilbert rolled his eyes, "But it will be good for Ludwig and Feli!" he finished with a snicker.
They began to watch the movie and a girl appeared on the screen. Francis stared at the face for a few moments before shooting up and telling the teacher to pause the video. The girl had short blonde hair and was explaining the perks of being a virgin. Francis began to laugh.
"Francis what is it?" The teacher snapped at him.
"Noooothing."
"Why are you all staring at us funny?" Feliciano enquired as he faced the other end of the lunch table. Gilbert and Elizabeta had been glancing at Ludwig and Feliciano for a while now for completely different reasons. Elizabeta was trying to see if the two would do anything romantic, while Gilbert was simply disgusted by the fact his brother had done it.
They aren't even technically dating! Gilbert thought as he shook his head in disapproval.
"Staring is impolite, Gil." Antonio lectured him and Lovino gave him a scowl.
"Then why do you always stare at me, bastard?" He huffed. Antonio then leaned close to Lovino, completely popping his personal bubble and grabbing his hand.
"What I do is not staring." Antonio purred, "It is admiring your beauty."
"Antonio, your Francis is showing." Elizabeta teased as Lovino turned dark red and stood paralysed. Antonio let go of Lovino's hand and backed away, allowing Lovino to breath again though his face was still red.
"Is this seat taken?" Roderich asked as he pointed at the chair next to Gilbert. Gilbert put his feet on it and shrugged.
"Sorry, man." Roderich huffed 'Rude' under his breath and began to walk away but Gilbert removed his feet and gestured to the seat. "I was joking, Rodders."
"What did you call me?" Roderich seethed as he sat down. The two began to argue as the rest of the table watched, amused.
"This is almost as good as my manga." Elizabeta said under her breath as she watched them. "Almost."
"STOP POKING ME, DAMN IT!" Lovino shoved the three friends off him and kept walking. The three caught up to him, glad to see he wasn't completely exhausted today.
"You still look a bit tired, mon ami." Francis said worriedly.
"I'm not your 'mon ami'!" Lovino snapped at him, "And they were up all night again. I managed to get them to go to sleep at 3 o'clock, but they said only if I joined them for a bit because Feliciano had told Ludwig how good I was." Antonio's face turned red and they all widened their eyes.
"What?" Antonio practically screeched.
"Yeah," Lovino chuckled, "It was kind of fun though. I think I'll join them again tonight." He walked away and the three stood there, shocked.
Gilbert was the first to snap out of it. "He… he did my brother with Feli?" He whined, "Why is Lud doing this. I'm going to talk to him." Antonio began to agree when they were interrupted.
"No," Francis began, "We have to catch them in the act."
"You pervert," Gilbert laughed as he poked Francis' chest, "You just want to see them in action." Francis shrugged. Antonio then got in between them and turned to Gilbert.
"I think it would be better if we catch them in action after school so they can't refuse what they did to my Lovi." Gilbert interrupted him to remind him Lovino joined him on his own free will but Antonio wouldn't hear of it.
"Okay, but how can we follow them with out being caught?" Gilbert said, finally giving in.
"I think I can help you." They turned around to see Elizabeta strutting towards them. Of course.
"You can't come?" Antonio asked, suppressing a laugh at the irony.
"I have after school detention because the teacher did not appreciate my laughter during sex ed." Francis whispered so the teacher wouldn't hear them, "You'll have to go with out me." He moped as he slumped lower into his chair.
"That's fine," Gilbert smirked and added, "In fact probably better. We'd be caught by you cheering them on."
"Hey!" Francis flicked his head.
"Shh!" Vash glanced at them from his desk, giving the three dagger eyes. They tried to hold his stare, but one by one they stood down, deciding to remain silent.
"Are we all met?" Elizabeta nodded at the three boys and bit into her burger. They had decided to meet at Alfred's, the famous burger joint their classmate started in their school. "Holy crap, this is good." She moaned as she stuffed the rest in her mouth.
"I'm glad you like it." Alfred laughed as he came to clean up their plates.
"What is in this that makes it so good?" Elizabeta enquired. Alfred just laughed and winked at her. "Family secret."
"Oy, wanker! Stop flirting and get over here!" Arthur yelled to Alfred, which Alfred returned with a rude gesture. "I'm coming, darling." Alfred drawled the last word and turned back to them. "He can be a pain in the ass, sometimes."
"But you still love him." Antonio sighed, thinking about Lovino.
"Yeah, although sometimes I wonder why." Alfred rolled his eyes and walked to Arthur to start and un-audible argument.
"OTP." Elizabeta whispered.
"What?" Antonio cocked his head.
"It's from her weird cult thing," Gilbert began to explain, "She explained it to me. Basically she loves their love."
"It's not a cult!" Elizabeta slapped him on the head but Antonio grabbed her hand.
"I think that is beautiful, enjoying their affections." Antonio smiled, squeezing his friend's hand. Elizabeta grinned and squeezed back while Gilbert huffed.
"Antonio is a much better friend than you sometimes, Gil." She snapped to him. Gilbert just stuck his tongue out at her and turned to Roderich.
"Speaking of your 'friends', why is he here?" Gilbert scrunched up his face as if a garbage truck just passed by.
"He is going to go with us. We need three people in the group to back each other up and he is good at going unnoticed." She retorted as Roderich scowled at Gilbert. Plus I ship you two and want to see you guys slowly start to like each other, she thought to herself.
"But we have Toni!" Gilbert whined.
"Toni will be in the video camera room and will be feeding us info from my earpiece if anybody is coming while we go to their dorm. We need to make sure nobody sees us sneak out at night!" she stated matter-of-factly.
"How will I watch the videos if the guard is already there?" Antonio enquired.
"Knock him out." Elizabeta smiled and handed him a skillet. "Alfred lent it to me." She waved to Alfred who grinned back.
"Okay, we have the plan and the group." Gilbert nodded, "Lets get to work. It's about 10. Once it's curfew, you two meet me outside on the quad and Toni will get into the camera room."
"We are seriously going all of this just to catch Ludwig, Feliciano, and Lovino doing a three-way?" Roderich monotone.
"Yep!" Elizabeta cheered, and they split up from the burger joint.
Carlo's hated watching the video camera's at night. Nothing happened and they had alarms if anything did. He sighed and leaned on his hand. He though that maybe he could just fall asleep. Nobody would care, right?
"Sorry!"
"Huh? Who is-" THAWP!
Carlo fell to the ground with a large thud and Antonio winced at the loud noise. He didn't want to hurt the poor man but he had to stop Lovino from having affairs with his own brother and Ludwig!
"I'm in and have your location. Proceed with caution." He voiced into his mic as he sat in the chair. Antonio then let out a small giggle. "This is fun!"
"He said we could go, come on!" Elizabeta motioned as the boys slipped into the boy's dorm building.
"Feli and Lovi's dorm is on the third floor," Gilbert whispered, "Room 305."
They began to tiptoe up the stairs and all of a sudden Elizabeta froze on the second floor.
"Mr Roma is coming!" Antonio warned. She told the two boys and they looked around for places to hide. "There is no where to go!" Gilbert whispered furiously. "Then make a diversion! Mr Roma loves romance, so he wouldn't interrupt a kissing couple." Elizabeta urged.
"Good idea." Roderich and Gilbert whispered in unison, leaning into Elizabeta. She then grabbed their heads and smashed them together and jumped over the railings.
"Oh, good evening boys." Mr Roma gave them an awkward smile and kept walking. Elizabeta then swinged back over and landed next to them, grinning widely.
"Let's go." She urged at the fuming boys, who looked a mix of embarrassed and furious. They finally got to room 305.
"Come on, Luddy! Faster!" They heard Feliciano yelling from inside the room while Lovino was grunting.
"I'm going to be sick." Gilbert's face went green. Elizabeta was trying peek through the window and looked strained. "Ugh, I can't see a thing! Lets just bust them." She pouted.
"You are a sick woman." Roderich shook his head but gave a small smile.
"Okay. One, Two, Three! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DO-" Gilbert shouted as he swung the door open. "What?"
"Oh, hello Gil!" Feliciano chirped, "Lud, pause the game."
"No way in hell, little brother. I'm kicking his ass." Lovino sneered. He made many subconscious noises as he steered his digital automobile
"You were playing… a car video game?" Elizabeta looked extremely disappointed.
"Uh, yeah." Ludwig said as he paused the game. "Why are you guys here? You'll get in trouble." He furrowed his brows in worry.
"Oh, let them play with us!" Feliciano pleaded as he jumped onto Ludwig. "Pleeeeease?"
"…I don't know… Oh okay." Ludwig conceded. Gilbert jumped in immediately and called the next game, while Elizabeta and Roderich stared for a second before plopping down and cheering Lovino on.
"Hey, let's invite Antonio, too!" Ludwig suggested. Lovino perked up a bit but his face remained indifferent. "Whatever."
"He's on his way." Elizabeta nodded, just having contacted him.
"Sleepover!" Feli cheered.
"Oh, poop. That meeting was a waste of time. I can still go to cheek on my mon amis." Francis went to room 305, since he was in the same dorm building as the twins. His ears perked at noises from inside.
"SUCK IT GILBERT."
"COME ON, YOU SPANISH BASTARD!"
"GO! GO! WHOOOO!"
"Ohonhonhonhonhon." Francis chided as he backed away, "I'll let my friends have their fun. He strolled down the stairs, not wanting to intervine.
"You thought we were doing WHAT?" Lovino screamed at the lunch table. Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert just shrugged. Lovino's face turned bright red and he grabbed Francis and Gilbert's shirts in on hand and Antonio's in the others. He pulled them closed and huffed, "Do you actually think I would do those two idiots?"
"You can do us three idiots." Gilbert suggested and Francis winked to the Italian. He let them go in disgust. "I hate you all." He muttered. Antonio attempted to kiss him on the cheek, which caused him to be slapped.
"So cute." Antonio sighed. Gilbert shook his head and Elizabeta squealed and muttered 'OTP'.
"Hey, did you guys hear?" Feliciano asked from the end of the table, "Carlos the security man was found sleeping in the security room and was fired. Poor guy."
"Oh yeah awful such a shame let's change the subject." Antonio said hurriedly, sweat beading on his forehead. Elizabeta stifled a giggle.